Did you guys see the Viral Marketing for "Gummo 2?"

[Almanzo]

http://www.wdtn.com/global/story.asp?s=8825514

IT'S TRUE EVEN IF IT ISN'T

[Andrew_TSKS]

Maybe I'm weird but I would still eat at a Burger King where an employee took a bubble bath in a sink. I think they shoulda been fired, but they say they sanitized the sink too? Well, good enough for me.

[sassymcassface]

i feel like eating at burger king is gross enough, i don't want to risk there being ball-sweat in my food.

[jebreject]

I'm sure there is worse than ball sweat, dude.

[Greg Nog]

Boy, it's been a long time since I've had Burger King!  They have some tasty burgers.

[sassymcassface]

I'm sure there is worse than ball sweat, dude.

i don't want to sully my nuggets with balls.

that's gross.

[elpollodiablo]

I hate Harmony Korine

[silentsigh89]

I hate Harmony Korine

with pretty much everything in me.

[guanajuato]

you know who like burgerking?
ironman

[Thermofusion]

there was a time when I really enjoyed BK's durable breakfast staple, the Croissanwich.

[guanajuato]

i dunno, i think mcdonald's serves a superior breakfast meal. is there anything more palatable to a hangover than someone from the mcdonalds breakfast menu? burger king is just kind of OK. beyond the breakfast meal, mcdonalds is 'soft' meat creations, and burger king is a little bit more decent though the 'flame-broiled' meat substance is suspiciously grayish-colored. the fries at mcdonalds are really the truth delight for a fast food enthusiast. the burger king fries are nasty. it's weird i liked all this stuff so much as a kid. i used to beg for fast food. wendys is only slightly better, but it's still sleazy food. the only great fast food is in and out burger, which they have in california but not here.

[davy]

most discouraging thread title of all time. 

[Thermofusion]

i dunno, i think mcdonald's serves a superior breakfast meal. is there anything more palatable to a hangover than someone from the mcdonalds breakfast menu? burger king is just kind of OK. beyond the breakfast meal, mcdonalds is 'soft' meat creations, and burger king is a little bit more decent though the 'flame-broiled' meat substance is suspiciously grayish-colored. the fries at mcdonalds are really the truth delight for a fast food enthusiast. the burger king fries are nasty. it's weird i liked all this stuff so much as a kid. i used to beg for fast food. wendys is only slightly better, but it's still sleazy food. the only great fast food is in and out burger, which they have in california but not here.

I find the Mcdonald's breakfast reasonably satisfying until about 30 min to 1 hour after I consume it; sometime during this time frame my colon stages a violent coup against the rest of my body.  On the plus side, the resulting explosive expulsion of waste probably trumps anything an ayurvedic cleansing diet could offer, so perhaps Mcdonald's should be marketed as a new age crash detox diet.  Let me tell you, though -- the relatively new McDonald's Cinnamon Melts are rather delicious as fast food breakfast go; they come in an eye-pleasing dark brown box that never fails to elicit jealous looks from other mcpatrons.  Let me tell you something, Milly, I, too, find Wendy's sleazy.  They allege their baked potatos come "loaded" but the potatoes themselves have a skanky appearance and texture that does little to disguise the fact they are prepared in a Zenith microwave, circa 1984.  Did I beg for fast food?  You bet!  I avoided diabetes, somehow.  The best fast food breakfast is from a place called Bojangle's.  Look it up, they are ace.  Burger King used to have pretend slider-type mini burgers called "burger buddies" ... this was circa 1992 if I remember OK.  I used to have Kids Club paraphernalia.  That is all I have to say about Burger King but I will think of more. 

[davy]

I hate Harmony Korine

with pretty much everything in me.

yay!

[davy]

there was a time when I really enjoyed BK's durable breakfast staple, the Croissanwich.

even before i was a vegetarian, i would get these with just egg & cheese. so perfect was the holy triumverate of egg, cheese, and croissant, i never needed to add the meat.

man, i got those all the time.

[YojimboMonkey]

i dunno, i think mcdonald's serves a superior breakfast meal. is there anything more palatable to a hangover than someone from the mcdonalds breakfast menu? burger king is just kind of OK. beyond the breakfast meal, mcdonalds is 'soft' meat creations, and burger king is a little bit more decent though the 'flame-broiled' meat substance is suspiciously grayish-colored. the fries at mcdonalds are really the truth delight for a fast food enthusiast. the burger king fries are nasty. it's weird i liked all this stuff so much as a kid. i used to beg for fast food. wendys is only slightly better, but it's still sleazy food. the only great fast food is in and out burger, which they have in california but not here.

oh yeah, mobile hangover breakfast = McDonald's steak egg & cheese bagel.  greasy-ass goodness.  Of course, nothing will beat steak and eggs and biscuits and gravy with a side of bacon but if you're on the go, the steak egg and cheese bagel is the shit.