potent quotables

[Greg Nog]

one time i was drunk drunk drunk and riding the night bloor bus (subway replacement) aka the vomit comet (because the ttc is called "the rocket") at 3 am in the back with a bunch of drunk strangers.  a guy takes out a pack of processed cheese and offers everyone a slice, most people take one.  after everyone has eaten the cheese he takes out a pack of imitation crab and goes "oh I have this too" and everyone eats some crab.  everyone was pretty fucking pleased about it.

I laughed out loud for like a minute straight at this story.

[hannah]

Visually it's on par with the rest of her stuff, but narratively it's like an overlong therapy diary. Lots of panels of Bechdel in analysis, quoting Freud & Co. without a shred of irony, lots of TMI identification with Virginia Woolf, lots of Dream Analysis 101. It's like the graphic novel equivalent of Some Kind of Monster, with a narcissistic band of one. I hope she doesn't google herself and find this. Up to now I've been a loyal fan.

Boy that sounds like the worst thing.

except where he said it's the graphic novel equivalent of some kind of monster

i'd read the shit out of that

I'd be with you were it not for the title case.

[Black Amnesia of Heaven]

gad, I wanna split myself into 3 pieces and totally hang loose at anne's, therm's, and fishjim's places at the same time.

cut my self into pieces
this is my vay-cay-SHUN

[jm]

[jebreject]

Wow, typical elite urban anti-spineplug bias.  Maybe climb off your high horse and put down the capurcino, Einstdexter.

[nonotyet]

That is terrible. I dated a lady whose theme song was "3 Libras." Like I'd go over to her apartment and she'd be listening to "3 Libras" on loop on WinAmp on her emachines. Don't date ladies like that, I'd tell myself.

[RoyBiggins]

wonderful.

[dumbfish]

Whoa is this like when they attempted Pizza Hut Bistro?

you're thinking of Roy Rogers Gastropub

[RavingLunatic]

Last night I heard someone say that they don't feel like they've had a successful experience traveling unless their life has been put in danger. Little did they know it was in danger at that very moment!

[kyle]

This is literally the best spam ever. Hands fucking down. Barlkey blew out whistle, INDEED. IN-FUCK-ING-DEED. This is the passage in question. I think it's fucking TECHNOPOETRY

The catch, take-off, Yang Shuai not hesitate shot, he missed a few balls in this game, but this time, "shabu", the ball firmly fall into the basket.
"YES! Perfect sound, I like! Yang, Nike Elite jerseys，personal 18 points! Woo, I think some people will be anxious to do, Sir Charles?" Reggie - Miller turned his head toward Barkley blew out whistle.

cracked me right in half. Then I plugged it into this site: http://text-to-speech.imtranslator.net/