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FreddyKnuckles
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« on: Jun 29, 2009, 11:37:19 PM »
Shorty fire burning on the dance floor oh oh oh ohhh
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dieblucasdie
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« Reply #1 on: Jun 29, 2009, 11:44:55 PM »
hotter than the sun in the south of Spain
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he was basically your only chance at making the world love you.
Nick
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« Reply #2 on: Jun 30, 2009, 02:48:56 AM »
Somehow I doubt the contents of this thread surprised many people. Song is sooo oversaturated (but still kind of awesome).
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dieblucasdie
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« Reply #3 on: Jun 30, 2009, 02:49:43 AM »
I mentioned this to FK, but I love how even the introductory "HEY!"s are autotuned.

Also, he was on So You Think You Can Dance?, and he was noticeably winded after about 15 seconds of singing (no dancing, obvs).
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he was basically your only chance at making the world love you.
Andrew_TSKS
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« Reply #4 on: Jun 30, 2009, 02:54:38 AM »
I for one have no idea what this thread's about.
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I just want to be myself and I want you to love me for who I am.
dieblucasdie
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« Reply #5 on: Jun 30, 2009, 02:58:59 AM »
poor, naive TSKS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yq77pTi03qQ
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Aglaya
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« Reply #6 on: Jun 30, 2009, 03:06:55 AM »
Quote from: dieblucasdie on Jun 30, 2009, 02:49:43 AM

Also, he was on So You Think You Can Dance?, and he was noticeably winded after about 15 seconds of singing (no dancing, obvs).


That was terrible.  Why would you bring those backup dancers on that show?
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Antero
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« Reply #7 on: Jun 30, 2009, 03:22:12 AM »
Quote from: dieblucasdie on Jun 30, 2009, 02:58:59 AM
poor, naive TSKS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yq77pTi03qQ
Damn, that is a crappy hook, and way too close to "I Can Feel It Coming In The Air Tonight."

Oh whoaa.
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dieblucasdie
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« Reply #8 on: Jun 30, 2009, 03:24:23 AM »
I also have my doubts that Sean Kingston possesses a black card.
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Andrew_TSKS
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« Reply #9 on: Jun 30, 2009, 03:30:58 AM »
Whenever I see country and/or hip-hop videos like that, I find myself thinking that, as a fat kid, I picked the wrong genre in which to perform. Of course, I had to end up in the one place where emaciated skinniness is the only standard for sexiness. I could have been Toby Keith. I could've been Sean Kingston. But no, I had to be a fat hardcore singer. Stupid stupid stupid.
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I just want to be myself and I want you to love me for who I am.
Andrew_TSKS
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« Reply #10 on: Jun 30, 2009, 03:31:47 AM »
P.S. This song is AWFUL.
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Greg Nog
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« Reply #11 on: Jun 30, 2009, 04:18:24 AM »
Do you think those are all Sean Kingston's real girlfriends y/n
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dieblucasdie
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« Reply #12 on: Jun 30, 2009, 04:33:16 AM »
This song did prompt a discussion in which FK and I had to explain to our mother that "Shorty" is a slang term and not the name/nickname of a specific woman, though. 
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YojimboMonkey
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« Reply #13 on: Jun 30, 2009, 07:39:41 AM »
goddamn autotune drives me up a fucking wall, if you can't sing then don't



oh shit there's some kid on my lawn, I gotta go yell at that little punk
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Maaik
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« Reply #14 on: Jun 30, 2009, 07:51:39 AM »
I wholeheartedly disagree--in fact, I believe other computer programs should be created to assist in cleaning up other jobs that people lack the skill to accomplish, but would still prefer to...I dunno, be an architect.  So you'd scan in your plans and the computer would go "Hey!  Great job!  I'm just gonna pencil in where you forgot some stuff!" and you wind up with a building where all the water pipes run diagonally through the middle of all the rooms.
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I need anne the man lessons
Good Intentions
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« Reply #15 on: Jun 30, 2009, 07:58:55 AM »
Quote from: dieblucasdie on Jun 30, 2009, 02:58:59 AM
poor, naive TSKS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yq77pTi03qQ
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Probably for the best
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elpollodiablo
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« Reply #16 on: Jun 30, 2009, 08:29:54 AM »
Quote from: Andrew_TSKS on Jun 30, 2009, 02:54:38 AM
I for one have no idea what this thread's about.

i ain't gonna find out, either
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think 'on the road.'
Aglaya
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« Reply #17 on: Jun 30, 2009, 10:43:48 AM »
Quote from: dieblucasdie on Jun 30, 2009, 04:33:16 AM
This song did prompt a discussion in which FK and I had to explain to our mother that "Shorty" is a slang term and not the name/nickname of a specific woman, though. 
I HATE that term.  Especially since most of the men who have tired to apply it to me have been shorter than me.  Of course, they're also the type who think that just saying "Damn!" about 700 times while staring at you in the middle of Walmart counts as courting, or should at least make you want to sleep with them.
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Greg Nog
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« Reply #18 on: Jun 30, 2009, 10:47:39 AM »
Quote from: Aglaya on Jun 30, 2009, 10:43:48 AM
think that just saying "Damn!" about 700 times while staring at you in the middle of Walmart counts as courting

The South, ladies and gentlemen.  Let's give it a big hand.
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Thermofusion
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« Reply #19 on: Jun 30, 2009, 02:14:40 PM »
I really can't get into this song. Summer '09 deserves better dance anthems.
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triple paisley minimum
donblood
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« Reply #20 on: Jun 30, 2009, 02:20:31 PM »
"Shorty" started out as an affectionate nickname for your kid, and I love the logic:  "I call my girl 'baby' and I call my baby 'Shorty' so it's about time I started calling my girl 'Shorty.'"
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kyle
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« Reply #21 on: Jun 30, 2009, 02:27:35 PM »
Quote from: Greg Nog on Jun 30, 2009, 10:47:39 AM
Quote from: Aglaya on Jun 30, 2009, 10:43:48 AM
think that just saying "Damn!" about 700 times while staring at you in the middle of Walmart counts as courting

The South, ladies and gentlemen.  Let's give it a big hand.

I've met just as many idiotic piss ants in brooklyn as I have in north carolina.
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elpollodiablo
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« Reply #22 on: Jun 30, 2009, 02:41:41 PM »
Your part of the country smells funny and has a stupid face
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think 'on the road.'
Thermofusion
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« Reply #23 on: Jun 30, 2009, 02:44:07 PM »
I've been in Wal-Marts in a lot of different places because they're really good about cashing out-of-state checks...and whether it be Western Pa, Massachusetts or Northern Virginia, their bread-and-butter white trash customer base remains remarkably homogenous in appearance (up until the point you hear them talk). Shit ain't regional, it's classist.
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elpollodiablo
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« Reply #24 on: Jun 30, 2009, 02:50:33 PM »
You can bet your fucking ass that if there were a Wal-Mart within walking distance of my house I would patronize the shit out of it. The extra savings would be a huge help up here.
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