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clare
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« Reply #225 on: Sep 19, 2009, 10:00:05 PM »
It's all very Extras... and yes, very sweet.
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alexandra
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« Reply #226 on: Sep 19, 2009, 10:02:05 PM »
really? it felt very FML when it happened.
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mixed cats
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« Reply #227 on: Sep 19, 2009, 10:03:19 PM »
embarrassing when it happens; cute through the "it didn't happen to me" lens?
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over pancakes and orange juices
clare
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« Reply #228 on: Sep 19, 2009, 10:05:31 PM »
Oh yes!
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« Reply #229 on: Sep 19, 2009, 10:17:59 PM »
Quote from: alexandra on Sep 19, 2009, 09:58:50 PM
second protip: don't have a google image search of him open on your monitor when he walks up behind you.

"sorry i just wanted to make sure i would recognize you when you came in"
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« Reply #230 on: Sep 19, 2009, 10:18:33 PM »
I'm pretty curious as to what his reaction was...
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« Reply #231 on: Sep 20, 2009, 12:29:27 AM »
He's on the cover of some magazine in the store, and I've got to say, they did a really good job of making him look skeezy. 

This magazine cover:
http://hmonthly.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/hMag_102009Darkred.jpg

Sorry it's just a link, I can't right-click.
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diesel_powered
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« Reply #232 on: Sep 20, 2009, 12:45:08 AM »
Dude looks perpetually 12.
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alexandra
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« Reply #233 on: Sep 21, 2009, 05:53:56 PM »
Quote from: davy on Sep 19, 2009, 10:18:33 PM
I'm pretty curious as to what his reaction was...

I told him the truth! (too long to tell here, but all was well.)
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alexandra
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« Reply #234 on: Sep 21, 2009, 05:54:37 PM »
PROTIP 3: DO NOT drunk text him.
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dieblucasdie
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« Reply #235 on: Sep 21, 2009, 06:31:34 PM »
If I had Frodo's phone #, ALL I would do is drunk text him.  Mainly Tom Bombadil song lyrics
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« Reply #236 on: Sep 21, 2009, 06:35:09 PM »
DO IT
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clare
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« Reply #237 on: Sep 22, 2009, 07:21:09 AM »
"Old Tom Bombadil, is a merry fellow
Bright blue his jacket is, and his boots are yellow"

So, Alexandra, what did you text him (or is that too much to ask?)
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« Reply #238 on: Sep 22, 2009, 09:49:28 PM »
nothing good, but nothing terrible. when are you back in nyc etc. but it was all horribly misspelled.
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« Reply #239 on: Sep 22, 2009, 09:50:47 PM »
HEY IN THE DRICTORES CUT DO YU SEE THE BARLOGS DICK
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« Reply #240 on: Sep 22, 2009, 09:53:42 PM »
#TWURT
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Maaik
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« Reply #241 on: Sep 23, 2009, 12:45:58 AM »
WURR THOSE YR REEL FEET?
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« Reply #242 on: Nov 03, 2009, 06:58:44 PM »
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« Reply #243 on: Nov 03, 2009, 07:04:29 PM »
The self-reflexive facepalm gesture heralds a bright future for meta-stupid tattoos.
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« Reply #244 on: Nov 04, 2009, 01:23:33 AM »
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G.C.R
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« Reply #245 on: Nov 04, 2009, 05:44:47 AM »
ah ha ha ha! I know, why not get a tattoo that's like a dorky shirt which I can never take off! Sure way to impress the ladies.
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Daniel
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« Reply #246 on: Nov 04, 2009, 06:59:13 AM »
Does he have a matching permanently popped collar?
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« Reply #247 on: Nov 04, 2009, 08:57:22 AM »
why the fuck is Batman in NYC
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« Reply #248 on: Nov 04, 2009, 09:32:20 AM »
Not everybody knows that Gotham City is really Chicago
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« Reply #249 on: Nov 04, 2009, 10:22:23 AM »
Does NYC even exist in the DC Universe?
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