FUCK SUMMER

[Greg Nog]

when i was a kid i was like

You know what would help make summer better
If I moved to a dystopian place full of glass and concrete that reflected every last iota of sunlight while keeping the horrible fucking humidity i'm used to in New Hampshire summertime

so then i moved to new york

now my balls stick to my thighs

all right

[Andrew_TSKS]

I'm more about

Or hey, why not...

[Anne the Man]

I take it that your weather is like these guys

Good god I hafta finish my goddamn Islam/democracy essay

[G.C.R]

I love summer! To be fair, our summer is not that hot. but this winter was so awful there were many, many days where I was literally crying from the cold, so bring summer fucking ON.

[Black Amnesia of Heaven]

It is always summer in Las Vegas, except in December when it is wishy-washy bullshit.

Reno has great autumns and if we are lucky awesome snow in winter, but the summers are onslaughts equal to that of Vegas.

[clare]

Summer is a bummer.

I was in Reno one year in Spring I think, and it felt really familiar - incredibly clear skies, dry, warm, but not too hot. I hope this summer is nothing like last here...remember when you lot were all bitching about how cold it was, and I was saying it was over 30degrees in my house. At 9:30 at night. That was terrible.

[elpollodiablo]

I have no idea why people live in the southwest. Not hugged enough as children?

Anyway, the forecast this week has been daily revised from a high of around 82 or 83 to 90 FUCKING DEGREES. If this shit doesn't break tomorrow like they say it will, I'm gonna complain some more!

[edison]

We had 97 degrees yesterday (36° C). Luckily, it's gotten significantly cooler today, so I don't have to spend the entire day whining and being miserable. I have to remember that I should spend a long holiday in a colder country at this time of the year, next time.

- which is to say, YES, FUCK SUMMER

[jm]

Oh, so guys?

_FUCK SUMMER_

[alex]

We had 97 degrees yesterday (36° C). Luckily, it's gotten significantly cooler today

Yeah, yesterday was a disaster, indeed. (It's funny that the weather seems to acknowledge the proximity of our respective cities, yet the public transport system insists that we're worlds apart.)

My only complaint about today is that my office roommate doesn't seem to have noticed how much it has cooled down and is keeping the fan on all day. It makes a very annoying high-pitched noise. I don't want to ask him to turn it off though, because I assume he needs it.

[auto-da-fey]

I've been in an airconditioned apartment for the past 36 hours, but I'm about to put on pants and a button-up shirt and ride a city bus, so I'll just get a pre-emptive FUCK SUMMER out there now, because There Will Be Sweat, and I fucking hate getting all sweaty. Especially on my back, once I make it into the library and cool down and get stuck with that awful dampness.

[mixed cats]

It was 80F at 8am. They said the high is only 86F today but the humidity is about 96% so the "feels like" temperature is actually Death.

[Greg Nog]

Looks like it's a couple degrees cooler in NH, which is where I'm headed today.  Here's hoping it's not quite as balls-awful as it is here in NYC.

[alex]

My only complaint about today is that my office roommate doesn't seem to have noticed how much it has cooled down and is keeping the fan on all day. It makes a very annoying high-pitched noise. I don't want to ask him to turn it off though, because I assume he needs it.

He left, meanwhile, and I turned off the fan as soon as he did. Half an hour later, I guess I'm starting to understand why he thought it a good idea to leave it on.

Fuck summer.

[edison]

Yeah, I'm working at home right now luckily, but it's not uncommon for me to have to leave the fan the entire day at work even though the temperature has dropped, just because the heat will linger for days after it has actually stopped being very hot outside in that damn room.

[donblood]

I am also working from home because instead of putting on dress pants & shirt and walking for ten minutes through the sun so I can climb four flights of stairs I'm sitting in my underwear.

[das kranke Tier]

I was at the store today and saw these were out already



don't worry, pollo, help is on the way

Odd....you can get those all the time down here in the redneck riviera.  They dont' say anything about a "fall series" tho.

[Maaik]

Dude, fucking camouflaged High Life?  What the Jesus

[das kranke Tier]

You guys don't have that up your way?!

They've been doing that for years down here...there's camo Busch too featuring hunter's vest orange lettering!

[Greg Nog]

The great thing about it is that the cops can't it when it's camouflaged, so you don't need no paper bag.

[donblood]

there's camo Busch too featuring hunter's vest orange lettering!

That's for safety, so nobody accidentally shoots your beer.

[davy]

Man, I think High Life boasts one of the best beer bottle shapes in existence. Why would you want to drink it out of a can, camouflaged or not?

[Greg Nog]

Meanwhile in Chicago, Jim is feeling nauseous and wrathful, as though somewhere, someone is defending a clear glass beer-bottle.

[alexandra]

you know... this summer actually isn't that bad. I mean, the last week has sucked, but there was one year that it was like this from June - September. that was the worst.

[YojimboMonkey]

Currently 69^oF in Chicago