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reebty
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« Reply #75 on: Jun 15, 2010, 03:40:42 AM »
Quote from: FreddyKnuckles on Jun 14, 2010, 09:49:28 AM
Two: that highway patrolman is a pro and KNOWS the law.  He knows exactly how to frame the situation to get to search anyone he wants.  It isn't right, but that man knows the loopholes. 

Yeah, even the guy who wrote "for me, the best part of sex is walking home, handing holds, after swimming in the lake". Congratulations, officer!
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« Reply #76 on: Jun 21, 2010, 09:59:23 AM »
So since I'm bar-prepping and issue spotting, I thought I'd circle back and explain the Halo Bender's video.

So at first blush it seems pretty bogus right?  You can't search a dude for "lingering in the left lane too long"  I'm not even sure that what they pulled him over for is any sort of violation, but lets assume it is.  Now typically, under Terry v. Ohio, a frisk like the one he did wouldn't stand. Basically under Terry, a cop can frisk someone without the normal amount of probable cause if there is some indication that the cop's safety might be at risk if he doesn't frisk.  Since Terry, the court has been scaling back the safety risk frisk, requiring that the officer be able to show some reasonable suspicion that the person was armed, or was doing something else violent or something.  In a recent case, a cop stopped a couple guys in a high crime area but had no reason to believe that they were doing anything wrong.  Tensions were high in the neighborhood because of a string of gang shootings.  So the cop stops this guy, frisks him for his safety, and finds a gun.  The gun is inadmissible because he had no reasonable suspicion the guy was committing a crime. 

So back to stopping a guy for lingering in the left lane, frisking him for "safety" and then finding some paraphernalia and a little pot.  The cop tricked him into consenting to search the van, so basically once you say 'yeah sure search the van' they can do it and you've got no defense.  But when the cop asked the same question about checking his pockets, he was silent.  silence, in the context of a request to search, doesn't = assent.  Now, since it was videotaped, they could probably argue that he lifted his arms or allowed them to search by his body language but that is pretty weak.  With a good lawyer, that guy could've gotten the charges dropped if the case were today.  In the 90's, though, Terry was still pretty strong and in Utah I doubt the trial court judge would've chortled if you started raising constitutional grounds for a $300 fine
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« Reply #77 on: Aug 19, 2010, 12:35:24 PM »
Ligers in a zoo -- not gruesome (as the title indicates), and worth it for the odd little conversation at 0:45 between the uncle and nephew.
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elpollodiablo
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« Reply #78 on: Aug 19, 2010, 12:48:47 PM »
One of those monkeys over there could probably take you

A+
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think 'on the road.'
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« Reply #79 on: Aug 19, 2010, 01:02:30 PM »
My favorite part is when the kid mentions his uncle's "swing" -- he is literally imagine a fistfight between his uncle and a monkey. 
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« Reply #80 on: Aug 19, 2010, 11:52:45 PM »
Jason Schwartzman and Michael Cera do Atlanta's weather:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6ojAiZoyGM
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« Reply #81 on: Aug 19, 2010, 11:55:08 PM »
Who am I kidding? I can't hate either of them. I just hate the roles they keep getting.
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« Reply #82 on: Aug 30, 2010, 08:07:05 PM »
So from 0:18 through 0:26 of this Sesame Street video is maybe the funniest thing I've seen in months.
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« Reply #83 on: Aug 30, 2010, 08:31:06 PM »
YES.
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« Reply #84 on: Aug 30, 2010, 10:03:12 PM »
Quote from: diesel_powered on Aug 30, 2010, 08:31:06 PM
YES.
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« Reply #85 on: Aug 31, 2010, 08:14:01 AM »
As I keep telling people on facebook, Sesame St videos is what the internet was made for... there are some fucking aweome ones...
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« Reply #86 on: Sep 01, 2010, 06:50:19 PM »
Sleazefest - a documentary about a yearly festival in Chapel Hill, NC, meant to feature local bands and, ahem, cultural elements.  It started in 1994 and ran for ten years.  You can watch the entire thing here:

http://www.armadamusic.net/sleazefest/index.php

(from metafilter)
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« Reply #87 on: Sep 03, 2010, 03:40:17 PM »
NSFW for man-ass but here is a dude throwing himself into a hay bailer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wktspxd1QQk
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« Reply #88 on: Sep 03, 2010, 06:16:29 PM »
Holy shit!
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davy
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« Reply #89 on: Sep 03, 2010, 07:09:56 PM »
ha!
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« Reply #90 on: Sep 03, 2010, 07:25:37 PM »
dumb ass
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« Reply #91 on: Sep 04, 2010, 03:47:58 PM »
Oh SURE! Get naked before jumping into the giant machine!
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« Reply #92 on: Sep 07, 2010, 02:06:13 PM »
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=975_1283799588

Whoa, crazy! Cruise ship hits a rough patch.
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Ignatius
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« Reply #93 on: Sep 07, 2010, 02:11:36 PM »
That's pretty scary. Sea legs won't stop a forklift from running into you.
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« Reply #94 on: Sep 10, 2010, 04:11:03 PM »
Being a Dickhead's Cool

Just one gear on my fixie bike / Got a +1 here for my gig tonight
I play synth...
we ALL play synth!

via donblood's twurt
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think 'on the road.'
mixed cats
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« Reply #95 on: Oct 02, 2010, 10:10:11 AM »
http://www.streetfire.net/video/top-gear-reliant-robin_2032682.htm

This is my new favorite segment from Top Gear.
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« Reply #96 on: Oct 13, 2010, 04:58:09 PM »
Dear Fort Worth City Councilman Joel Burns,
I love you.
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« Reply #97 on: Oct 13, 2010, 09:54:03 PM »
I went to some Sleazefests back in the day. Chapel Hill is a famously anti-dance scene, but Sleazefest was one of the few shows you could count on people letting go.
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« Reply #98 on: Oct 13, 2010, 11:15:03 PM »
Quote from: nonotyet on Oct 13, 2010, 04:58:09 PM
Dear Fort Worth City Councilman Joel Burns,
I love you.

I just want to acknowledge this and how wonderful it is before I divert the attention to mary kate and ashley olsen.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wusGIl3v044
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« Reply #99 on: Oct 14, 2010, 12:29:41 AM »
From another thread.

Quote from: kyle on Oct 10, 2010, 01:58:58 PM
Dale Peterson for Alabama Agriculture Commissioner

<a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/ea0f0bfaf2/we-re-better-than-that-too-w-dale-peterson>Reply[/url]
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Jeb, you know you live in the age of internet thievery, right?
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