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YojimboMonkey
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« on: Dec 29, 2010, 03:27:49 PM »
From this HuffPo post about the 10 worst drinking trends of 2010:

Edward Fortyhands

What the fuck? Is this even a real thing?
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mixed cats
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« Reply #1 on: Dec 29, 2010, 03:30:37 PM »
Edward Fortyhands has existed for years
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« Reply #2 on: Dec 29, 2010, 03:42:26 PM »
we have to play edward 32 hands here Sad  I've never played it.  I have played wizard staff though.  Is that on there?  I'm lazy.
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YojimboMonkey
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« Reply #3 on: Dec 29, 2010, 03:56:40 PM »
Quote from: mixed cats on Dec 29, 2010, 03:30:37 PM
Edward Fortyhands has existed for years

guess I'm just old then.  Pretty sure I could kill 2 40s without any issues other than the "what the fuck I'm drinking shitty beer out of 40s?" issue

oh hey this is kind of a new booze thread too I guess 'cause the old one was at 22 pages
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Little Sixes Little Nines
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« Reply #4 on: Dec 29, 2010, 04:09:09 PM »
we've played edward scrumpyhands since forever, does that count?
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das kranke Tier
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« Reply #5 on: Dec 29, 2010, 05:44:42 PM »
I'd rather drink 10 8oz. beers instead.
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davy
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« Reply #6 on: Dec 29, 2010, 06:08:30 PM »
I'd rather toss back a couple normal-sized brewskies and call it a night.
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das kranke Tier
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« Reply #7 on: Dec 29, 2010, 06:11:10 PM »
I'm an 8oz. convert...I love 'em!  This one store down the street has been running ridiculous specials on 'em and they stay so cold!
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elpollodiablo
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« Reply #8 on: Dec 29, 2010, 07:58:49 PM »
My dad drinks the tiny Little Kings. That is some old man steez for sure.

I got a beautiful Ommegang gift set for Xmas from my lil sis. Excited to try both the tripel and their Belgian Pale. Still regret not visiting the brewery earlier this month.
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mixed cats
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« Reply #9 on: Dec 29, 2010, 08:08:21 PM »
I would totally drink tiny beers.. I find those itty bitty cans of Coke irresistible.
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das kranke Tier
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« Reply #10 on: Dec 29, 2010, 08:22:20 PM »
I AM ALL ABOUT THE OLD MAN STEEZ!
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Captain
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« Reply #11 on: Dec 29, 2010, 09:24:35 PM »
It's a really cool move to go to a bar and be the only person there drinking a Little King.  I mean, it doesn't happen very often, but if a bar is stocking Little Kings, you pretty much gotta go for it.  Plus, you feel like a fucking giant!
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FreddyKnuckles
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« Reply #12 on: Dec 29, 2010, 10:58:59 PM »
I played Edward 40 hands in 2003. It's not so much the quantity as it is

A: the alcohol content of oe
B: the grossness of oe
C: not being able to do ANYTHING until you drink those 80 ounces. Hook those bad boys up to a lightweight and he can't pods, answer the phone, etc.
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Augo
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« Reply #13 on: Dec 29, 2010, 11:08:46 PM »
Currently I gots the hankerins for a Moscow Mule, and I don't even like vodka!
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El_Josharino
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« Reply #14 on: Dec 30, 2010, 01:06:16 AM »
I've never done Edward Fortyhands myself, but it's been a thing for a good long while.
I've also never been iced, which in a weird way I'm a little disappointed about. I mean, yeah, you gotta drink this Smirnoff Ice or whatever the fuck, but hey, free drink.
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« Reply #15 on: Dec 30, 2010, 01:13:30 AM »
Quote from: El_Josharino on Dec 30, 2010, 01:06:16 AM
I've never done Edward Fortyhands myself, but it's been a thing for a good long while.
I've also never been iced, which in a weird way I'm a little disappointed about. I mean, yeah, you gotta drink this Smirnoff Ice or whatever the fuck, but hey, free drink.

I would always find myself sucking down a smirnoff ice or other bitch beer the day or two after a party when I was too lazy to drive to get more beer and there was leftovers of that shit around
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Greg Nog
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« Reply #16 on: Dec 30, 2010, 08:37:57 AM »
The non-colored nature of Smirnoff Ice makes it particularly good for adding Blue Hawaiian Schnapps to, in order to create Romulan ale.
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davy
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« Reply #17 on: Dec 30, 2010, 10:31:51 AM »
Just so long as you don't take the easy way out and pick up a six pack of this:



Absolutely disgusting.
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Greg Nog
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« Reply #18 on: Dec 30, 2010, 11:36:47 AM »
Huh.  What's it taste like?  Shitty beer?
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davy
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« Reply #19 on: Dec 30, 2010, 11:40:14 AM »
Yes. It tastes like shitty beer that is also blue. The blue tricks your mind into thinking it should taste like something other than shitty beer, which makes the more or less standard shitty beer taste somehow much worse.
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elpollodiablo
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« Reply #20 on: Dec 30, 2010, 07:12:37 PM »
I had some really great drinks at my dude's the other night. Been craving whiskey lately, and picked up a bottle of bitters and some cheap rye today. Sipping on the simplest old fashioned possible right now, but kinda want some citrus in there.
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davy
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« Reply #21 on: Dec 30, 2010, 09:02:40 PM »
Sugar/simple syrup?
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Greg Nog
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« Reply #22 on: Dec 30, 2010, 09:18:08 PM »
Quote from: elpollodiablo on Dec 30, 2010, 07:12:37 PM
I had some really great drinks at my dude's the other night. Been craving whiskey lately, and picked up a bottle of bitters and some cheap rye today. Sipping on the simplest old fashioned possible right now, but kinda want some citrus in there.

Could you run a lemon across a cheese grater for some zest?
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elpollodiablo
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« Reply #23 on: Dec 30, 2010, 09:22:42 PM »
Quote from: davy on Dec 30, 2010, 09:02:40 PM
Sugar/simple syrup?

I made some syrup this afternoon. It now lives in an old Laphroaig bottle in the fridge!

Greg, that's not a bad idea--though I've only got an orange. Think I might pick up a channel knife and some more bitters tomorrow.
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Greg Nog
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« Reply #24 on: Dec 30, 2010, 09:24:07 PM »
Quote from: elpollodiablo on Dec 30, 2010, 09:22:42 PM
I've only got an orange.

Citrus is citrus, I always say!  GO FOR IT
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