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Author Topic: Checkoutmyblogaboutmydog (Pet thread: TNG)  (Read 23846 times)
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Em
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« Reply #350 on: Nov 17, 2011, 01:23:56 PM »
Quote from: elpollodiablo on Nov 17, 2011, 01:14:14 PM
That's terrible. Sad  I'm sorry.

Me, too.  Sad
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peacocks
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« Reply #351 on: Nov 17, 2011, 01:27:30 PM »
That is awful, what a pretty cat!  Sad
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« Reply #352 on: Nov 17, 2011, 04:40:02 PM »
Oh no! So sad. Those generic tabbies are lovely, such sweet faces. Awesome name too. Sorry.
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« Reply #353 on: Nov 17, 2011, 05:20:04 PM »
That is some awful news. poor Paisley. Poor you guys, Javan.
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I think it's fair to assume we'll be inebriated and covered in bodily effluvia all weekend
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« Reply #354 on: Nov 18, 2011, 05:15:29 AM »
Thanks everyone!

Telling Sofia that her kitten wouldn't be coming home was hard work. Lots of tears in our household last night. Life goes on!
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« Reply #355 on: Nov 18, 2011, 05:26:36 AM »
Oh yuck, that's no fun at all... The big boy and I cried a lot when we had to put our cat down a few years ago. It was horrible.
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« Reply #356 on: Nov 18, 2011, 09:58:28 AM »
 Heart Nothing will be able to replace little Paisley, but I hope this poem can cheer everyone up:

EVERY STINKY DROPLET
FALLS ONTO THE SAND
LIES WHERE KITTY DROPPED IT
UNTOUCHED BY HUMAN HAND

EVERY NASTY MORSEL
PLOPS ONTO THE CLAY
AND THERE IT WILL LANGUISH
TILL LITTER CHANGING DAY
 
KITTY SCRATCHES LOUDLY
AS IF TO INVITE DISPLAY
OF THE GROTESQUE PUDDLE
SHE'S ABOUT TO SPRAY

WE ALL MUST RELIEVE OUR BOWELS
AND VOID OUR BLADDERS TOO
BUT THERES NOTHING LIKE THE KITTY'S
WHEN THEY DO WHAT THEY MUST DO

TO AVOID UNWANTED CONTACT
YOU MUST WEAR SHOES AND SOX
IN CASE A KITTY FEC-U-LOG
FELL OUTSIDE THE BOX

-my stepdad
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« Reply #357 on: Nov 18, 2011, 10:00:37 AM »
Your stepdad gets cooler with every post, peacocks.
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Just wandering the countryside clearing caves.
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« Reply #358 on: Nov 18, 2011, 10:14:20 AM »
That is wonderful
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mixed cats
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« Reply #359 on: Nov 18, 2011, 12:02:39 PM »
sorry about Paisley :/

peacocks your stepdad should meet the smell of Linus' poop, 'cause I want to see what kind of poetry comes out of that
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« Reply #360 on: Nov 18, 2011, 12:05:36 PM »
man, I wish we could postmark smells. Maybe nny's inflatable shark can delivier my stepdad's nose to linus' litter box.
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« Reply #361 on: Nov 18, 2011, 12:08:53 PM »
well it's kind of a whole experience - there's the searing reek, but also the four minutes of him air guitaring instead of covering it up, and then he starts yelling about it.
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Greg Nog
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« Reply #362 on: Nov 18, 2011, 12:14:20 PM »
Oh christ Caliban does that too, it ends with me stomping over to the box to cover it for him while I call him an idiot and he looks puzzled
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peacocks
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« Reply #363 on: Nov 18, 2011, 12:20:10 PM »
oooh we need smell-o-vision. My friend's cat sticks his entire body out of the box like so:



Muna doesn't cover up her stank either but she doesn't really make a show of it.
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mixed cats
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« Reply #364 on: Nov 18, 2011, 05:39:29 PM »
Hugo secretly goes in and covers it up for him. It's kind of sweet.
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peacocks
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« Reply #365 on: Nov 18, 2011, 06:29:53 PM »
Hugo is a cat among cats
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« Reply #366 on: Nov 20, 2011, 08:28:49 AM »
CAT/DOG SHOW IN NYC TODAY MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSS
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« Reply #367 on: Nov 20, 2011, 04:58:39 PM »
you'd better post pics!!
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« Reply #368 on: Nov 20, 2011, 08:16:47 PM »
I would post pics but I just deleted all my good dog pics in an unfortunate accident.

OK, fine, I will post some Selkirk Rex kittens. Yes, their fur says they must be part sheep.
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« Reply #369 on: Nov 24, 2011, 03:12:29 AM »
kittites so cute.



oreo (rat) is sad for javan & fam.  Sad
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dogg you ain't gotta rustle outside in cloaks of darkness and shit
mixed cats
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« Reply #370 on: Dec 08, 2011, 10:00:50 PM »
Take cats to get photos with Santa on Saturday?
PRO:
I can put a sweater on Linus
Charity benefits from fees
Hilarious

CON:
Oh, oh they will hate it
To going to the shopping area that is a portal to hell this time of year
There will be so many dogs
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« Reply #371 on: Dec 08, 2011, 10:02:52 PM »
DO IIIIT

Also I dont want to tell you how to do your job but there has been a real lack of Linus/Hugo on this board lately
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« Reply #372 on: Dec 08, 2011, 10:16:24 PM »
TRUE



Open a drawer all the way when he's around, and he will squeeze in behind it
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« Reply #373 on: Dec 08, 2011, 10:17:31 PM »
and peer disapprovingly. Your house looks so fun. Every picture has a bunch of cool toys and colorful objects!
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« Reply #374 on: Dec 08, 2011, 10:19:05 PM »


Fancy cat has discovered he can drink out of the toilet if someone leaves the lid up!
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