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elpollodiablo
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« Reply #225 on: Mar 22, 2011, 06:38:28 AM »
I'm thirsty, wanna fuck?
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G.C.R
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« Reply #226 on: Mar 22, 2011, 06:55:33 AM »
Sweeeeeet page break!
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I think it's fair to assume we'll be inebriated and covered in bodily effluvia all weekend
YojimboMonkey
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« Reply #227 on: Mar 22, 2011, 09:10:51 AM »
hm, it's late at night, I'm feeling a little peckish, guess I'll make myself a bologna sandwich.  Also I'll guzzle 750ml of wine, why not? 
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Aglaya
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« Reply #228 on: Mar 22, 2011, 05:26:17 PM »
Start with the wine, you'll forget you wanted the sandwich.
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peacocks
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« Reply #229 on: Mar 23, 2011, 10:14:20 AM »
Elizabeth Taylor died Sad

http://artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com/2011/03/23/elizabeth-taylor-has-died/
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peacocks
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« Reply #230 on: Mar 28, 2011, 07:09:18 PM »
I need to stop being on the computer. and start being real.
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Maaik
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« Reply #231 on: Mar 29, 2011, 01:17:03 AM »
THIS forum is like my exes house--I typically show up when I'm DRUNK howdy y'all!
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Maaik
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« Reply #232 on: Mar 29, 2011, 01:18:57 AM »
Whosit goin?
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YojimboMonkey
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« Reply #233 on: Mar 29, 2011, 11:09:53 AM »
hey blucas on Saturday did you receive a rude text message from me, or a less rude text message from Lucy, or neither?  Or both?  We have completely different phone numbers for you and maybe neither one is right dunno
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Nick Ink
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« Reply #234 on: Mar 29, 2011, 02:03:51 PM »
I have a student from the UAE in one of my classes who looks exaclty like coldforge. Except he has brown skin, of course. But otherwise, he's the very spit of him. I told him he looked like my imaginary American drummer friend and he's now changed his name from Hussain to Zach.  Cool
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coldforge
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« Reply #235 on: Mar 29, 2011, 04:06:02 PM »
That's creepy. But show me.
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č l'era del terzo mondo.
Nick Ink
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« Reply #236 on: Mar 29, 2011, 04:19:45 PM »
I think that if I go into class tomorrow and ask to take his photograph, it only has the potential to get creepier.

But seriously, imagine your eyes, nose, hairline and beard on a man of UAE ethnicity and you have 'Zach'.
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coldforge
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« Reply #237 on: Mar 29, 2011, 04:54:27 PM »
I think if we play our cards right, I could be coming into some sweet oil money, Nicko.
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peacocks
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« Reply #238 on: Mar 30, 2011, 11:30:13 AM »
So, I witnessed a virgin sacrifice last night. It was everything I hoped it would be. I even got sprayed with fake blood from the fake heart that was fake cut out from the fake victim's chest with a magnificent flourish of the fake knife. I love it when my goth theater geek friends have birthdays.
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nonotyet
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« Reply #239 on: Mar 31, 2011, 10:55:28 AM »
This morning I woke up early and was like "I LIKE MORPHINE, LET'S ADD A MORPHINE ALBUM TO MY IPOD." In the process of adding the Morphine album the iPod froze. This is the third time this has happened to me so I was really upset (first world problems) cause I can't afford a new one and wasn't sure if I was still under warranty, etc etc. I was stomping around my apartment going "FUCK." I got into my ride to work's car and was like "FUCK." She was like "that suxx dude." We got coffee. We got back in the car. She said "hey, did you try the reset thing?" I said "what kind of asshole do you think I am of course I tried the





reset









thing


...butmaybeIpushedthewrongbuttons."

I totally pushed the wrong buttons.  The iPod is fine. I left my gym clothes at home because I was completely convinced I was going to the god damn Apple store after work, and I am very thankful that I did not storm into the Apple store and go "I DID THE THING AND IT DIDN'T WORK, FIX IT." and they did the thing and looked at me like...well, like Apple store employees look at people. I also forgot to put on deodorant in the kerfuffle and had to go buy some.

WELCOME TO THURSDAY, ME
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peacocks
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« Reply #240 on: Mar 31, 2011, 11:01:26 AM »
I'm sure you don't smell that bad.
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fishjim
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« Reply #241 on: Mar 31, 2011, 11:13:41 AM »
I LIKE MORPHINE TOO, I AM GOING TO ADD A MORPHINE ALBUM TO MY IPOD RIGHT NOW
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nonotyet
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« Reply #242 on: Mar 31, 2011, 11:39:06 AM »
I BROUGHT THE CASE FOR THE MORPHINE ALBUM I WAS TRYING TO RIP WITH ME TO WORK BUT I LEFT THE CD INSIDE MY LAPTOP, SO NOW I HAVE NO MORPHINE ALBUMS

ALSO I HAVE NAIL POLISH ON MY FOREHEAD

FUCK
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YojimboMonkey
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« Reply #243 on: Mar 31, 2011, 11:46:27 AM »
it's too bad too 'cause that morphine would really help take the edge off what is shaping up to be kind of a crappy day, not a truly supershitty day but just kind of a half-ass crappy one.

You should relax and tell us the stories about Sheik again, I miss that dude.  Or make up new stories about him.  Or hell I'll just bump the thread and reminisce
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G.C.R
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« Reply #244 on: Mar 31, 2011, 10:23:02 PM »
It is 2.22pm and I here is the amount of work that I've gotten done today:
NONE
I am going to sit here a little and keep pretending I don't have an essay due next week
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milesofsparks
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« Reply #245 on: Apr 01, 2011, 09:36:50 AM »
this just made me laugh:  try Googling "Helvetica"
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Aglaya
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« Reply #246 on: Apr 01, 2011, 12:08:02 PM »
The Google prank is cute this year.
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Aglaya
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« Reply #247 on: Apr 02, 2011, 08:30:35 PM »
A reason not to mind Jesse's obsession with watching Cops:
I now have the phrase "privacy rapist" to toss around in daily conversation.
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nonotyet
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« Reply #248 on: Apr 04, 2011, 03:31:17 PM »
Things I learned this weekend:
1. I am very bad at Super Mario Brothers 3.
1a. I think I am very bad at Super Mario Brothers 3 because I always made my brother come in and play the hard levels when I was a kid.
2. in Japanese culture, a Tanooki is a raccoon thing with GIANT MAGICAL TESTICLES THAT SAVE THINGS, and there is a kids movie where Tanookis save a forest with their GIANT MAGICAL TESTICLES.

The end!   
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clare
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« Reply #249 on: Apr 04, 2011, 06:58:24 PM »
You know, we have a thread for your last point there ;-)

http://www.lastplanetojakarta.com/forums/index.php/topic,12482.0.html
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You must have a very long, thin, tapered penis.
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