why does my hand smell like an old lady's neck - New Random Thread

[elpollodiablo]

[mixed cats]

Where is Curious George?

[clare]

I liked how she matched the Dean's frock. I bet they planned it that way. Woulda been bad if she'd been a clashing shade of yellow.

http://www.canada.com/life/Queen+wins+cheers+yellow+matching+outfit/4696645/story.html

[G.C.R]

At a friends house, and he kept occasionally flicking over to the TV so I got to see some of the wedding, and the only bit that wasn't insufferably boring boring boring was Princess Bea's ridiculous hat.

[mixed cats]

I already made a Linus picture out of that one.

[clare]

did you post to to the fb page 'photos of beatrice's ridiculous hat' (or whatever it's actually called)

[mixed cats]

No, but I probably should! Toilet seat!

[elpollodiablo]

Tech protip: if you're trying to get a hardware replacement from Apple, treat the employee you're speaking with like an actual human. They'll be so surprised and delighted that they'll likely give you  one even if you don't need it.

[clare]

Only works sometimes. It took me two calls to tech support to get my dodgy crashing iPhone replaced (they're sending me a new one). The first guy denied the problem exists and told me to 'restore as a new phone' which didn't fix the fudamental problem.

[nonotyet]

My boss just gave me a promotional Swiss Army knife with our company's logo on it.
I have been trying to imagine for the past half hour if, like, we give these to people on the street or something to try and get them to come see our psychiatrists. "Are you a cutter?"

[Anne the Man]

At a friends house, and he kept occasionally flicking over to the TV so I got to see some of the wedding, and the only bit that wasn't insufferably boring boring boring was Princess Bea's ridiculous hat.

I just googled it, and it was strange, but I rather like this one

[Mannie]

Hey yo.

I know most of ya'll don't know me well, but if you feel like doing a quick favour for a relative stranger today (or have sympathy for those trying to work thier way through 5 year fine arts degrees) please vote for me in this photo comp which gets me job if I get enough Facebook 'likes'

Just go to this page here http://www.facebook.com/teenagekickscassette , 'like' the page, and then 'like' my album (Annie McDougall) http://www.facebook.com/teenagekickscassette#!/media/set/?set=a.142429979163292.34344.124419010964389

Much appreciated!

[Anne the Man]

Ew u bitch ur art suck lols

not that I didn't already vote for you

[Mannie]

I happily admit that that there is not art.

Tis merely the potential funding for art.

[El_Josharino]

I got mixed up and put this in the baseball thread by accident:

Here I am not noticing this thing for awhile.
Here's what I'm wondering. Could it be simplified to just have the bat and dollar sign? And changed to black and white so that it might be, say, easily stenciled on a t-shirt? Also, if the word "Jockbrokers" got incorporated somehow, it certainly wouldn't hurt your chances at winning the prize.

[ellaguru]

For the past few days I've ants in my bathroom. Never very many, like 5 or 6 at a time, but I'd kill them and their clones would replace them, so I figured I'd have to get rid of them. So I got one of them ant poisoner thingies that baits them into taking the poison back to the colony. Put that in today, and now there are, like, 50 ants in that area instead of 5. Which I know is the point, since I'm baiting them and they have to get the poison in order for them to die their horrible little deaths, but still, it seems counterproductive to go from a not-very-irritating 5 ants to a pretty gross looking 50 crawling in my bathroom.

[fishjim]

Ellaguru, you idiot. You just created killer mutant ant clones.

[milesofsparks]

oh man, I've been dealing with ants lately--though (knock on wood) there seems to be a temporary lull.  because of the cats I know longer feel comfortable using any kind of poison, but two things that seem to work well are cleaning the floor where any ants are found really, really well (to eradicate their tracks) and putting lines of cinnamon down between where they come in and where they're going (usually the cat food).  oh and I've been keeping the cat food dishes sitting in a baking pan with a little water in it to make it much harder for them to get in, at least for now.  hopefully this weekend when I can really clean well again I'll be able to get rid of that. 

[peacocks]

I spent part of last night chasing around a travelling, shape shifting urine smell. No matter what surface I sprayed and wiped down something always came a creepin' into my nose. Ugh, 3 cats who hate each other.

[clare]

Was it on the cats themselves? They will piss on each other as part of the hate regime.

[mixed cats]

Earlier I took pictures of myself modeling scarves for etsy, and just now realized there was a glop of tomato sauce on my neck that looks like a boil. Can't have nice things and so on.

[milesofsparks]

this is why god invented Photoshop!

[mixed cats]

pardon me, but you have a little neck-blur

[jm]

there is a hookah in my living room.

and a guy on the couch.

[fishjim]

I know it's Mother's Day and all, jm, but you'd think she'd show some respect.