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Bernard
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« Reply #25 on: Jul 14, 2011, 05:02:06 PM »
my baby regularly beats the crap out of me
but then she makes a cute face
it's worth it
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« Reply #26 on: Jul 15, 2011, 02:06:55 AM »
LPTJ:  Babies are Jerks
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he was basically your only chance at making the world love you.
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« Reply #27 on: Jul 16, 2011, 09:14:53 PM »
Your baby stole my life.
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Bernard
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« Reply #28 on: Jul 20, 2011, 06:58:14 PM »
I have a cold and took some sinus meds this morning, so I'm avoiding the baby. She flips out if she sees me and can't have the boobs and I don't want to torture her, but at the same time it's been five hours since I saw or held her and I miss her SO FREAKING MUCH. Ugh I'm going to go cry. When does this stuff pass out of one's milk.
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FreddyKnuckles
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« Reply #29 on: Jul 20, 2011, 09:45:58 PM »
Quote from: Bernard on Jul 20, 2011, 06:58:14 PM
I have a cold and took some sinus meds this morning, so I'm avoiding the baby. She flips out if she sees me and can't have the boobs and I don't want to torture her, but at the same time it's been five hours since I saw or held her and I miss her SO FREAKING MUCH. Ugh I'm going to go cry. When does this stuff pass out of one's milk.

Cheers mini Bernard! Have one on me!
http://www.breastfeedingbasics.com/html/when_moms.shtml
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Bernard
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« Reply #30 on: Jul 20, 2011, 11:38:09 PM »
Yay! Thank you FK!
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FreddyKnuckles
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« Reply #31 on: Jul 21, 2011, 12:15:12 AM »
By one I mean a tit
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