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Author Topic: I passed on the mocha latte at Dairy Queen: LOLconservatives  (Read 17879 times)
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Greg Nog
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« Reply #425 on: Sep 22, 2011, 01:19:20 PM »
GI's just getting started
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FreddyKnuckles
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« Reply #426 on: Sep 22, 2011, 03:14:11 PM »
I would play Fallout: Rick Perry.
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I'm in with Greg Nog, IT'S FUCKING FAFFLE TIME!
fishjim
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« Reply #427 on: Sep 22, 2011, 03:54:19 PM »
Quote from: Thermofusion on Sep 22, 2011, 12:02:36 PM
You guys are all wrong, the best part is the way the montage of our hopeless, post-apocalyptic America crescendoes to Obama's sinister proclamation: "I'm just getting started" and then I came in my pants or something

Not me. I was saving myself for when the hammer-throwing muscle woman slings her sledgehammer at BIG BRO OBAMA and the giant explodes, just like in that Macintosh ad from 1984.

But it never happened. Thanks for the blue balls, Rick. I'm keeping 'em.
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FreddyKnuckles
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« Reply #428 on: Sep 22, 2011, 06:20:50 PM »
You aren't allowed to call him bro. It's racist. Only other black socialist mafia criminal thugs can call him bro
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Thermofusion
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« Reply #429 on: Sep 22, 2011, 10:46:23 PM »
Anyone watching the debate?

"President Obama is the new King George III"
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Thermofusion
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« Reply #430 on: Sep 22, 2011, 10:49:52 PM »
"If you could take Herman Cain and mate him up with Newt Gingrich..."
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Thermofusion
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« Reply #431 on: Sep 22, 2011, 10:57:47 PM »
My main take-away: Perry is pretty awkward and dumb outside the context of a fake movie trailer
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dieblucasdie
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« Reply #432 on: Sep 23, 2011, 01:08:24 AM »
As awesome as that video is, I'm still totally, totally bummed that he entered the race, so the far-right anti-Romney vote consolidated behind him instead of Bachmann.  Oh the times we coulda had
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dieblucasdie
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« Reply #433 on: Sep 23, 2011, 01:40:50 AM »
also, PROTIP:  Don't watch the GOP debates, just read BH writers' live-Tweets.  hahahaha they hate Romney so much but they have nowhere to go
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Anne the Man
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« Reply #434 on: Sep 23, 2011, 02:01:18 AM »
Your country actively frightens me lately. All this Troy Davis stuff has left me rather disturbed, on top of everything else.
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Ignatius
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« Reply #435 on: Sep 23, 2011, 02:06:37 AM »
We kill a lot of dudes on flimsy evidence. Get into it, get depressed.
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Good Intentions
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« Reply #436 on: Sep 23, 2011, 07:31:38 AM »
Quote from: Greg Nog on Sep 22, 2011, 01:19:20 PM
GI's just getting started
To be honest, I say that every time campaign season comes round your way.
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dieblucasdie
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« Reply #437 on: Sep 23, 2011, 12:04:29 PM »
Man, Perry's defense of the in-state-tuition thing is word-for-word the argument Durbin lays out for the DREAM Act.  Someone should ask him if he'd sign the DREAM Act.
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DCDave
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« Reply #438 on: Sep 23, 2011, 12:47:56 PM »
Quote from: dieblucasdie on Sep 23, 2011, 12:04:29 PM
Man, Perry's defense of the in-state-tuition thing is word-for-word the argument Durbin lays out for the DREAM Act.  Someone should ask him if he'd sign the DREAM Act.



The bill he signed in Texas is referred to as a state-based DREAM act so...
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C of heartbreak
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« Reply #439 on: Sep 23, 2011, 02:06:06 PM »
Mitt Romney has Obomneycare, high time for Obamnestperry in Texas
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HOW WOULD I BE? WHAT WOULD I DO?
Antero
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« Reply #440 on: Sep 23, 2011, 02:19:09 PM »
Perry looked like a much stronger candidate before he was a candidate.
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dieblucasdie
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« Reply #441 on: Sep 23, 2011, 03:04:31 PM »
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While filming her reality show an abusive scumbag screamed out, “Your mother’s a whore!” Bristol’s reaction? With poise beyond her years, she confronts the 47 year-old loser and calmly asks him to explain his hatred. The 47 year-old loser’s response? More hate and verbal attacks.

Meet the Left…

PALIN: “Alright, is it because you’re a homosexual?”
MAN: “Pretty much. And why’d you say I’m a homosexual?”
PALIN: “Because I can tell you are. This is your boyfriend. And that’s why you don’t like my mom.
MAN: “No, that’s not why I don’t like your mom. Your mom is evil.”

And yet no examples. Just hate and bullying.

Apparently responding to "your mother's a whore" with "oh yeah, well you're a fag" = "exhibiting poise beyond her years"
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davy
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« Reply #442 on: Sep 23, 2011, 03:13:11 PM »
Next time, this man ought to come prepared with examples of hate.
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FreddyKnuckles
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« Reply #443 on: Sep 23, 2011, 06:28:26 PM »
I liked santorums suggestion that illegals get a loan like everyone else.
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dieblucasdie
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« Reply #444 on: Sep 24, 2011, 11:39:24 AM »
http://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/five-myths-about-millionaires/2011/09/21/gIQAvyGqqK_story.html

Five myths about millionaires!

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1) Millionaires are rich.

Not even gonna build up to it, huh?

The right arguing that millionaires aren't really rich is especially hilarious/infuriating given that they just got through arguing that the poor aren't really poor.
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fishjim
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« Reply #445 on: Sep 24, 2011, 11:49:07 AM »
From the same article:

"Today, $1 million in the bank generates only about $50,000 per year in interest."

Have a heart, blucas!
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jebreject
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« Reply #446 on: Sep 26, 2011, 07:58:21 AM »
Today, $1 million in the bank generates only about JUST UNDER TWICE WHAT YOU MAKE IN A YEAR, JEBREJECT per year in interest.
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Thermofusion
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« Reply #447 on: Sep 26, 2011, 12:45:32 PM »
Shit dogg I thought you lived in a union state
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dieblucasdie
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« Reply #448 on: Sep 27, 2011, 03:08:05 PM »
http://www.americanthinker.com/2011/09/how_the_dual_income_destroys_the_lower_classes.html

If women would only stop working, wages would be high and unemployment would be low!  Selfish bitches
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jm
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« Reply #449 on: Sep 27, 2011, 03:14:20 PM »
That article is from "American Thinker". You some kinda anti-intellectual?
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