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dumbfish
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« Reply #325 on: Sep 02, 2011, 03:00:19 PM »
Quote from: Greg Nog on Sep 02, 2011, 08:01:24 AM
[ a big fat MtF scaredy-cat
Male-to-female?
Montana Freeman?
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« Reply #326 on: Sep 02, 2011, 03:21:03 PM »
Male to Female!  He kept having problems with urinary tract infections in his man part, so they had to turn his penis into a makeshift vagina.  Also I kind of enjoy saying MtF cat.
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« Reply #327 on: Sep 02, 2011, 05:03:02 PM »
Wait so who's got the post-op cat?
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« Reply #328 on: Sep 02, 2011, 07:47:04 PM »
Quote from: FreddyKnuckles on Sep 02, 2011, 05:03:02 PM
Wait so who's got the post-op cat?

You could probably win a New Yorker caption contest with this line
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« Reply #329 on: Sep 02, 2011, 09:32:26 PM »
It would work great as the caption for this one:



And my ladyfriend has it! 
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FreddyKnuckles
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« Reply #330 on: Sep 05, 2011, 07:21:33 PM »
Got one of the worst sunburns in my life backpacking.  I'm sitting on the plane home and the blisters on my face and nose are oozing all over
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« Reply #331 on: Sep 05, 2011, 07:29:39 PM »
Shit, I can't even imagine getting a second degree sunburn. That sounds awful! Hope it heals soon.
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RavingLunatic
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« Reply #332 on: Sep 05, 2011, 08:24:02 PM »
Oh, man, that's awful. I cannot stand to be sunburnt. I'm really careful about putting on lots of sunscreen, and I haven't had a real sunburn in years.
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« Reply #333 on: Sep 05, 2011, 08:56:39 PM »
Yikes! I feel your pain. Me at 15 + outdoor concert in August + tank top + expired sunscreen=second-degree sunburn over such a large part of my body that my physician father took me to the hospital. Maybe expect some permanent freckles? That's what I got--lots of 'em!
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« Reply #334 on: Sep 05, 2011, 09:08:42 PM »
My lips look like those meth ads
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« Reply #335 on: Sep 06, 2011, 03:21:36 PM »
my school has the world's least navigable website
apple's killing FCP
HT's playgroup looks like it has filled already

 Mad
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« Reply #336 on: Sep 07, 2011, 01:33:40 PM »
I can't believe I'm going to turn 27 on saturday. I always thought people who complained about getting old were dumb. I'm dumb.
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« Reply #337 on: Sep 07, 2011, 02:16:23 PM »
Oh shit, 27! One foot in the grave. Or will you be cremated? Looked at urns yet?
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Greg Nog
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« Reply #338 on: Sep 07, 2011, 02:17:54 PM »
Spend the day before grinding your food into a soft bland paste
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peacocks
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« Reply #339 on: Sep 07, 2011, 02:44:26 PM »
writing out my will. 10 years ago I seriously didn't think I would live to see this day. Seriously, I thought I had no future. It made my eye twitch! 2001, world at war and all that.

if the action you are suggesting is the dance move known as the mashed potato, gladly!
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« Reply #340 on: Sep 07, 2011, 02:47:45 PM »
Wow. Kind of makes me feel like an asshole that I haven't done that and I'm about to turn 41.
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peacocks
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« Reply #341 on: Sep 07, 2011, 02:58:28 PM »
I'm not actually doing that btw.
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« Reply #342 on: Sep 07, 2011, 03:07:10 PM »
I remember when I turned 23 and my brother told me it would be "my asshole year." That was my least favorite happy birthday wish. Every other time, it's like THANK GOD I AM A YEAR CLOSER TO BEING 30! I know it's just as fake to think 30s will be cool, but whatever. Cannot wait.
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« Reply #343 on: Sep 07, 2011, 03:07:26 PM »
Quote from: peacocks on Sep 07, 2011, 02:58:28 PM
I'm not actually doing that btw.

This head injury has rendered me unable to detect online sarcasm. Also the color yellow. Go figure.
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« Reply #344 on: Sep 07, 2011, 03:15:37 PM »
Here is a glass of delicious water, jim. It is clear.
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Ignatius
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« Reply #345 on: Sep 07, 2011, 03:16:18 PM »
I somehow feel incredibly mean now.
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« Reply #346 on: Sep 07, 2011, 03:29:50 PM »
baaaaaaaaahahahaha
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« Reply #347 on: Sep 07, 2011, 03:32:36 PM »
Can I interest you in some Old Glory Robot Insurance?
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peacocks
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« Reply #348 on: Sep 07, 2011, 03:38:26 PM »
I had a roommate that handed me a glass of his pee once and said it was juice. He stopped me before I got it all the way up to my mouth though.
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« Reply #349 on: Sep 07, 2011, 03:43:54 PM »
As it happens I just watched Dumb and Dumber last night (before potentially injuring my brain believe it or not) so I'm not falling for that mister
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