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Author Topic: His Collection of Porcelain Pig Figurines Has Reached Critical Mass  (Read 1789 times)
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lptj
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« on: Jun 22, 2011, 10:18:11 PM »
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butts lol
Anne the Man
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« Reply #1 on: Jun 22, 2011, 10:51:59 PM »
Weird, I was just looking at this a few hours ago.

Sorry, I mean / /
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« Reply #2 on: Jun 23, 2011, 02:26:53 AM »
Maybe it's not LPTJ, but rather LP TJ, promoting their music video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-4Zs2LJPTU
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Bernard
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« Reply #3 on: Aug 31, 2011, 06:00:21 PM »
didn't see the + \ - thread

+ staying home & getting to hear the baby's cute, odd turns of phrase
- Poo'splosion 2011
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« Reply #4 on: Aug 31, 2011, 10:20:37 PM »
Oh dear! What were the cute turns of phrase though?
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Bernard
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« Reply #5 on: Sep 01, 2011, 01:00:20 AM »
Goodness, there have been so many. Lately she's taken to giving dramatic recitations of things -- numbers, parts of the alphabet. She'll be in the high chair and I'll be doing dishes, and apropos of nothing, this deep, hoarse voice: "ooooooooone, twooooooooo, fweeeeeeeee" It's like a very tiny zombie counting the seconds until she leaps from her grave. There's something new every day, it seems. Wait till there are a few more toddlers around. We can do a whole 'baby says' thread.
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G.C.R
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« Reply #6 on: Sep 01, 2011, 09:23:29 PM »
LPTJers say the darndest things
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clare
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« Reply #7 on: Sep 02, 2011, 06:42:23 AM »
I'd be in that thread B. I sometimes remember to tweet E's good ones...
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Bernard
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« Reply #8 on: Sep 02, 2011, 04:48:59 PM »
Post them here, too, please! I never remember to check twitter.
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clare
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« Reply #9 on: Sep 02, 2011, 10:58:55 PM »
 Cool here's a couple from a while ago...

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"Hey Wes, d'you want a pickled onion with your lunch?"
"Yes! I want a big one 'cos I'm a big boy, and big boys have BIG onions"
"righty-oh"

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Me: would you like some more watermelon?
E: no thanks, I'm watching the woman watching her baby.

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"Daddy! Don't talk to my mother! She's not feeling well."
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Bernard
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« Reply #10 on: Sep 03, 2011, 12:17:32 AM »
Ha! Those are great. I just hear his little voice.
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« Reply #11 on: Sep 04, 2011, 09:30:33 PM »
Lots of conversations about poo this morning, most of which revolve around me saying "Ok, time to change your nappy" and him saying "no, I'm *still* doing a poo" which is code for "not now, mum, I'm busy". The most recent one finished with me saying...

"Well, get on with it! And why is my empty mug over here?"
" 'cos it just is"

 *sigh* at least he's "reading" to himself the narrative of which is "'We're coming to get you' said the monsters"...
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YojimboMonkey
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« Reply #12 on: Sep 05, 2011, 12:57:36 PM »
Ian: "Daddy is trying to eat my face"

My mom: "Well you try to eat his face" *whips out camera*
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« Reply #13 on: Sep 05, 2011, 01:47:24 PM »
d'awwwwwwww
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Bernard
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« Reply #14 on: Sep 05, 2011, 03:49:51 PM »
dude your face is so about to be eaten
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« Reply #15 on: Sep 05, 2011, 06:06:32 PM »
I babysat my cousin's kids last night. While we were watching an episode of Gumby, the boy snuggled in my arm and said, in the sweetest voice imaginable, "I love you."

Later, when he found out that I—not his mom, not his dad—was the one putting them to bed, he changed his tune: "I don't like you anymore."
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Bernard
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« Reply #16 on: Sep 05, 2011, 06:37:36 PM »
Ha! That's kids all over.
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Thermofusion
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« Reply #17 on: Sep 06, 2011, 01:39:20 PM »
Jim has Friends on DVD guys
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YojimboMonkey
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« Reply #18 on: Sep 06, 2011, 01:59:21 PM »
That photo was taken at my mother's house. I suppose you can analyze my mother's DVD collection and extrapolate though.
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YojimboMonkey
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« Reply #19 on: Sep 06, 2011, 02:03:57 PM »
Also there's a print of a Norman Rockwell painting on the wall, how you thought that belonged to anyone under the age of 60 I am not really sure.
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Thermofusion
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« Reply #20 on: Sep 06, 2011, 02:13:25 PM »
I think your mom has awesome tastes man, I take it back!
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YojimboMonkey
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« Reply #21 on: Sep 06, 2011, 02:17:02 PM »
Really? Close examination will reveal some Chuck Norris movies on VHS and also a DVD of National Treasure 2: Book of Secrets.
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YojimboMonkey
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« Reply #22 on: Sep 06, 2011, 02:17:24 PM »
Though to be honest, those are my stepdad's.
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Thermofusion
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« Reply #23 on: Sep 06, 2011, 02:25:49 PM »
I used to have Firewalker on VHS, so I'm in no position to talk shit about that. National Treasure 2: Book of Secrets, though...who goes to a store and snags a DVD of National Treasure 2: Book of Secrets?
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YojimboMonkey
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« Reply #24 on: Sep 06, 2011, 02:39:28 PM »
It may have been a gift. Nobody ever knows what to get him; he seems to have plenty of loud Hawaiian shirts, his collection of porcelain pig figurines has reached critical mass, and hey he liked the first one.
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