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davy
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« Reply #25 on: Sep 23, 2011, 10:36:26 AM »
One of my favorite moments as a public librarian occurred when I showed the control/+ function to an elderly patron using one of the computer terminals. He was frustrated because he was trying to follow some written instructions on how to view pictures of his granddaughter or something, but he couldn't read anything on the screen. It was the main reason he'd never attempted to use the internet. When I showed him that simple trick, it was like suddenly introducing him to the 21st century. His eyes just lit up.

That was a stressful-ass job, but it had its moments.
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G.C.R
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« Reply #26 on: Sep 23, 2011, 10:19:25 PM »
That is a real lovely story, Davy. Damn, Librarians are cool.
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Ashley
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« Reply #27 on: Sep 24, 2011, 01:14:19 AM »
Quote from: davy on Sep 23, 2011, 10:36:26 AM
One of my favorite moments as a public librarian occurred when I showed the control/+ function to an elderly patron using one of the computer terminals. He was frustrated because he was trying to follow some written instructions on how to view pictures of his granddaughter or something, but he couldn't read anything on the screen. It was the main reason he'd never attempted to use the internet. When I showed him that simple trick, it was like suddenly introducing him to the 21st century. His eyes just lit up.

That was a stressful-ass job, but it had its moments.
Sometimes my grandmother gets me to help her with her netbook.

She has a netbook!  She pirates movies with it. 

Pretty cool.
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dogg you ain't gotta rustle outside in cloaks of darkness and shit
mixed cats
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« Reply #28 on: Sep 24, 2011, 07:37:18 AM »
Hello from a book store in Iceland! Brb dying of tired.
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clare
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« Reply #29 on: Sep 24, 2011, 07:44:42 AM »
Yay you! mc.
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fishjim
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« Reply #30 on: Sep 24, 2011, 11:35:07 AM »
Quote from: G.C.R on Sep 23, 2011, 10:19:25 PM
That is a real lovely story, Davy. Damn, Librarians are cool.

No doubt.
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auto-da-fey
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« Reply #31 on: Sep 24, 2011, 01:07:06 PM »
because I don't know where the old celebrity-encounters thread went:
last time I was in Chelsea, I basically accidentally body-checked Ethan Hawke coming out of a restaurant. Since we're staying right around the corner from that place, we've been joking about running into Ethan Hawke.

Walking the dog this morning, I stayed with him on the sidewalk while M went into a place for coffee. Dogwalking changes my perspective--when people approach, the first thing I see is their dogs. So along comes this larger dog, attached to ... Ethan Hawke.

He went into the same coffee place, but M didn't notice him until she got back out and I was all "hey, look at the guy in the green shirt." She was pretty amused, and it allowed me to revive my gripes about that atrocious Brooklyn's Finest movie.

Anyway, point being, I guess if you wanna see Ethan Hawke, just walk around 21st street/9th ave a lot.
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fishjim
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« Reply #32 on: Sep 25, 2011, 04:45:02 PM »
MOROCCAN GOATS THINK THEY'RE MONKEYS
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Ashley
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« Reply #33 on: Sep 25, 2011, 04:52:26 PM »
I love goats.
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Greg Nog
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« Reply #34 on: Sep 25, 2011, 06:21:35 PM »
Quote from: auto-da-fey on Sep 24, 2011, 01:07:06 PM
Anyway, point being, I guess if you wanna see Ethan Hawke, just walk around 21st street/9th ave a lot.

In the spirit of the thread: here's a recent dialogue between my lady and I -- not about a Hawke, but about a Ladyhawke.

C: You've never seen Ladyhawke?!?!
G:  No.  Should I?
C:  Yes!  Maybe.  It was one of my favorite movies when I was a kid.
G:  So you're not sure if it'd hold up?
C:  How could it not hold up? It's about MAGICAL CURSED LOVERS! And it takes place in medeival times!  During the night, the man turns into a wolf, and during the day, the woman turns into a hawk, so they can travel together, but they are ALWAYS APART
G:  Man, it sounds like the lady got the better deal there.
C:  Turning into a hawk?
G:  No, having her lover turn into a wolf.  It's gotta be way easier to fuck a wolf than to fuck a hawk.
C:  Huh.  Yeah, I guess.  I don't even know how you'd fuck a hawk.
G:  I guess maybe if the hawk perches on your dick wih its talons wrapped around the shaft, you can just kind of slide it back and forth.
C:  Oh, you mean a hawkjob.
G:  Yeah, a hawkjob, they call it.
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RavingLunatic
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« Reply #35 on: Sep 25, 2011, 08:55:37 PM »
This summer one of my brother's friends from New Zealand spent a couple days at our house during his van tour of the US. We took him to one of our baseball games, and on the way back we were talking about music, and I said something about Ladyhawk. The kiwi was all "Oh, you know Ladyhawke?" But I had to tell him I was talking about a different Ladyhawk, the not-so-famous one. 
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fishjim
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« Reply #36 on: Sep 25, 2011, 09:26:20 PM »
Quote from: Greg Nog on Sep 25, 2011, 06:21:35 PM
G:  I guess maybe if the hawk perches on your dick wih its talons wrapped around the shaft, you can just kind of slide it back and forth.
C:  Oh, you mean a hawkjob.
G:  Yeah, a hawkjob, they call it.

I've thought a lot about hawks, but never that thought.
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Anne the Man
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« Reply #37 on: Sep 26, 2011, 12:10:31 AM »
Quote from: fishjim on Sep 18, 2011, 11:45:11 PM
POLAR BEAR THINKS IT'S A MOUNTAIN GOAT

Quote from: fishjim on Sep 25, 2011, 04:45:02 PM
MOROCCAN GOATS THINK THEY'RE MONKEYS

Is this a chain? Okay

MONKEY THINKS IT'S A US PRESIDENT
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« Reply #38 on: Sep 26, 2011, 03:06:07 PM »
http://animalstalkinginallcaps.tumblr.com/post/10691979352/oh-sweet-baby-jesus-theres-a-centipede-in-the

edit god dammit I love this website so much

http://animalstalkinginallcaps.tumblr.com/post/10205123601/hello-i-am-looking-for-my-friend-jeremy-who-is-an
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fishjim
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« Reply #39 on: Sep 28, 2011, 07:09:01 PM »
This site is awesome, nny. Except I'd have captioned the shark photo, "GREAT WHITE THINKS IT'S GONNA DIE."

NP: Iris just offered me a pretend sandwich. "What kind?" I asked. "Peanut butter and jelly pizza. With sugar."
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Just wandering the countryside clearing caves.
jm
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« Reply #40 on: Sep 28, 2011, 09:37:28 PM »
FUCK YOU GIANT METAL SHELVING UNIT YOU ARE NOW MOTHER FUCKING GONE FROM MY HOUSE
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elpollodiablo
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« Reply #41 on: Sep 29, 2011, 07:01:41 PM »
Gotta say I have definitely missed you guys & LPTJ generally, though I'm glad I took a little break after embarrassing myself. Also I am mad more productive when not posting here.
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Ignatius
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« Reply #42 on: Sep 29, 2011, 07:30:22 PM »
I don't even remember that you embarrassed yourself. Nice to see you around more anywho.
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fishjim
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« Reply #43 on: Sep 29, 2011, 07:50:51 PM »
Pollo! You've been missed. I was hoping you'd jump in on the Gilt Plane to Style thread about the flaming-butt chickens on Bernard's rug. Then I could've commented - well, speak of el diablo.

Welcome back.
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Just wandering the countryside clearing caves.
Nick Ink
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« Reply #44 on: Sep 30, 2011, 02:42:56 PM »
Quote from: fishjim on Sep 29, 2011, 07:50:51 PM
Welcome back.

Yeah, it's good to see you back, evil chicken man. But don't be less productive.
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nonotyet
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« Reply #45 on: Sep 30, 2011, 04:26:29 PM »


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mixed cats
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« Reply #46 on: Sep 30, 2011, 04:45:37 PM »
Hahahahahahaahaheubvufevbuefuuriw.
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auto-da-fey
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« Reply #47 on: Sep 30, 2011, 06:40:42 PM »
Quote from: elpollodiablo on Sep 29, 2011, 07:01:41 PM
Also I am mad more productive when not posting here.

that, for sure. actually, not having internet in my apartment is also useful. though I rarely stay at my apartment because I also don't have a working shower or bedroom because my landlord never did anything about my floor exploding.
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Bernard
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« Reply #48 on: Sep 30, 2011, 11:29:34 PM »
http://animalstalkinginallcaps.tumblr.com/post/10764188414/this-is-police-brutality-theyre-fuckin-up-my
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Bernard
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« Reply #49 on: Sep 30, 2011, 11:34:41 PM »
Ha! Oh god, I still have so much homework. http://animalstalkinginallcaps.tumblr.com/post/10621922017/its-rodarte-and-its-couture-so-i-dont-really
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