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Chet
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« Reply #50 on: Dec 14, 2011, 02:30:33 PM »
Quote from: dieblucasdie on Dec 14, 2011, 02:25:33 PM
Guys, you missed the part where I'm a goddamn panda.  YES.  I just fucking sit around being awesome

no, panda's are the shittiest, most pointless creatures on the earth.

they are designed to eat meat and they eat nothing but bamboo. they only sit around all the time because they don't gain enough energy from the shit ton of bamboo they eat. if it wasn't cute the panda would be extinct already.
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Chet
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« Reply #51 on: Dec 14, 2011, 02:34:28 PM »
i'm a motherfuckin bison

You are unique and have recently made quite a comeback! You have a big gentle spirit and enjoy traveling with others in wide-open spaces. You are rooted in tradition, and family and close friends are important to you.
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« Reply #52 on: Dec 14, 2011, 03:14:18 PM »
haha you are SO a bison. Also take everything you said about pandas back. They ride on airplanes and no one even cares. Pandas are great.
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« Reply #53 on: Dec 14, 2011, 03:16:27 PM »
didn't even realize how profound the "you have recently made quite a comeback" part was.

pandas are bears without all the things that make bears awesome.
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« Reply #54 on: Dec 14, 2011, 03:26:58 PM »
Dude what is not awesome about a lazy bear
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« Reply #55 on: Dec 14, 2011, 03:27:37 PM »
what'd pandas ever do to you, huh?
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« Reply #56 on: Dec 14, 2011, 03:31:34 PM »
Quote from: Babar on Dec 14, 2011, 02:21:32 PM
You are very hopeful at your local presence which provides nurturement and brings ailment to ends for those around you.

This sounds like you spend your days infecting people, Babar.
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Mike24
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« Reply #57 on: Dec 14, 2011, 03:33:04 PM »
i think i got big-horn sheep, or something. kind of disappointing compared to pandas, wild dogs and gibbons. i guess i wouldn't mind having some huge curly horns sticking outta my head though -- like Tim from Monty Python's Holy Grail.
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« Reply #58 on: Dec 14, 2011, 04:03:01 PM »
Quote from: dieblucasdie on Dec 14, 2011, 03:26:58 PM
Dude what is not awesome about a lazy bear

there is the fact that they are too stupid/picky/panda-y to breed with each other, thereby making themselves almost extinct.
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« Reply #59 on: Dec 14, 2011, 05:51:35 PM »
what the fuck is this thread
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cold before sunrise
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« Reply #60 on: Dec 14, 2011, 05:51:53 PM »
that's nice, how pandas are chilled out and aren't slutty or aggressive. they are like the large predatory animal that reformed when it discovered buddhism, went vegetarian, and only mate when they are truly in love.

chimpanzee is my best fit but when i chose mountains instead of waterside (ideally i need to have both), i got wild african dog and when i picked the opposite of what i think best describes me it was the clown fish.  

jeb: if you were an animal, what would you be? i'll bet it's a warthog.
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« Reply #61 on: Dec 14, 2011, 06:21:37 PM »
What the fuck why is the meercat horoscope all messed up?
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« Reply #62 on: Dec 14, 2011, 06:39:00 PM »
Quote from: Babar on Dec 14, 2011, 02:21:32 PM
i am MEERKAT! nice

You are very hopeful at your local presence which provides nurturement and brings ailment to ends for those around you. Sometime a sneaking is prevalent to be faithful to you longings, but don't worry because overcoming them is good.

That's totally been through google translate at least twice!

Jeb, click on the link in the first thread in the post (it's subtle)...
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« Reply #63 on: Dec 14, 2011, 07:50:38 PM »
Quote from: clare on Dec 14, 2011, 06:39:00 PM
Quote from: Babar on Dec 14, 2011, 02:21:32 PM
i am MEERKAT! nice

You are very hopeful at your local presence which provides nurturement and brings ailment to ends for those around you. Sometime a sneaking is prevalent to be faithful to you longings, but don't worry because overcoming them is good.

That's totally been through google translate at least twice!

Jeb, click on the link in the first thread in the post (it's subtle)...
Yeah, that was blowing my mind for a second.  I thought I'd forgotten how to read.
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« Reply #64 on: Dec 14, 2011, 08:36:53 PM »
heres an animal video for you to watch

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyZwDcLGknU&feature=player_embedded



edit: right link this time
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clare
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« Reply #65 on: Dec 14, 2011, 08:50:15 PM »

Quote from: clare on Dec 14, 2011, 06:39:00 PM
Jeb, click on the link in the first thread in the post (it's subtle)...

first post in the thread. whatever. it was early. I didn't read what I'd posted. Hi jm!
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« Reply #66 on: Dec 14, 2011, 11:42:51 PM »
Quote from: Antero on Dec 14, 2011, 07:50:38 PM
Quote from: clare on Dec 14, 2011, 06:39:00 PM
Quote from: Babar on Dec 14, 2011, 02:21:32 PM
i am MEERKAT! nice

You are very hopeful at your local presence which provides nurturement and brings ailment to ends for those around you. Sometime a sneaking is prevalent to be faithful to you longings, but don't worry because overcoming them is good.

That's totally been through google translate at least twice!

Jeb, click on the link in the first thread in the post (it's subtle)...
Yeah, that was blowing my mind for a second.  I thought I'd forgotten how to read.

Yeah, I made that up. I didn't take the test, I'm just keeping you on your toes. Meerkats are pretty cool though.
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peacocks
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« Reply #67 on: Dec 15, 2011, 07:53:36 AM »
Quote from: nonotyet on Dec 14, 2011, 04:03:01 PM
Quote from: dieblucasdie on Dec 14, 2011, 03:26:58 PM
Dude what is not awesome about a lazy bear

there is the fact that they are too stupid/picky/panda-y to breed with each other, thereby making themselves almost extinct.


This wouldn't be a problem if humans didn't encroach into and destroy so much of their habitat. Maybe they'd eventually become extinct because of their selectiveness but it probably would take a lot longer. Sloths are lazy as hell and still totally awesome and not on the brink of extinction. They eat human poop though so..............................
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Antero
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« Reply #68 on: Dec 15, 2011, 07:30:07 PM »
I have a theory that the reason pandas have so much trouble breeding in captivity is because there are only ugly pandas left.  We can't tell - they look cuddly to us - but the pandas know.
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dieblucasdie
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« Reply #69 on: Dec 19, 2011, 11:43:51 PM »
Quote from: nonotyet on Dec 14, 2011, 04:03:01 PM
Quote from: dieblucasdie on Dec 14, 2011, 03:26:58 PM
Dude what is not awesome about a lazy bear

there is the fact that they are too stupid/picky/panda-y to breed with each other, thereby making themselves almost extinct.

Nah we gettin paid to fuck

http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/the-national-zoos-pandas-mei-xiang-and-tian-tian/2011/12/18/gIQAqcYr3O_gallery.html?tid=ts_carousel
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« Reply #70 on: Dec 22, 2011, 09:51:28 AM »
 oh man. oh man
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« Reply #71 on: Dec 22, 2011, 11:06:56 PM »
YEAH!
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