you know damn well that gay marriage is now legal in Skyrim (videogames)

[Thermofusion]

Davy the protagonist of Assassin's Creed III is half-Indian, half-European. The protagonist of Last of the Mohicans is half-Indian, half-European. Assassin's Creed III and Last of the Mohicans take place in the Northeast, The Patriot takes place in South Carolina. There were a fuck of a lot more tomahawks in Last of the Mohicans than The Patriot. Last of the Mohicans is awesome, The Patriot is some dumb shit cobbled together by some dumb Kraut.

[davy]

Last of the Mohicans isn't even about the same war!

[Ignatius]

According to that blurb thermo posted, the game starts out in 1750. In, like, the Adirondacks.

[Thermofusion]

Davy this is the dumbest argument I've ever had but fuck it we're having it bro

[Thermofusion]

Also man all the running around in the woods with animals and nature and water and shit, that's all straight OG Natty Bumppo

[alistarr*]

Last of the Mohicans is awesome, The Patriot is some dumb shit

Sorry*, which one are you saying sounds more like an Assassin's Creed game?

*By which I mean I am genuinely sorry for taking a kick at a franchise which has committed no greater crime than being boring. And being made by Ubisoft. And being boring.

[Thermofusion]

I mean I'm not crazy about the Assassin's Creed series (aside from the multiplayer), but none of the previous games let a homeboy run around the woods tomahawking British soldiers either

[Ignatius]

The actual gameplay is pretty boring after a little while. I was more into memorizing the layout of old cities and finding the cooler buildings.

This one, though, yeah. Running around the woods and pretending to be some kinda ninja scout with a tomahawk soldiers was one of the main games of my youth, so this game would scratch a certain fantasy itch for me even if the gameplay's not great.

[Thermofusion]

Yeah, exploring the cities was my favorite part of those games. My least favorite part was all the footchases, but probably I'm just a bad assassin.

The other thing that's really fun about this new one: it's being made by Ubisoft Montreal, so you know the British are gonna be extra evil and totally asking to get tomahawked

[Ignatius]

I hope the ghost of Kateri Tekawitha is your girlfriend.

[Greg Nog]

Draw Something is pretty addictive!  My username is grogorskino, only the Os should be replaced by Es

Take that, googlo

[Greg Nog]

are blucas and coldie the only lptjers who will play? is there no help for the widow's son?

DRAW
SOMETHING

[milly balgeary]

I am pimplesmcguin

[Greg Nog]

YEEEEAAH

[dieblucasdie]

Jeb's on there, too!

[jebreject]

same username as here probably, i don't remember

find me

[jebreject]

I have to say, I am positively addicted to this shit. It's bad. I'm going to lose my house, my car, my wife, my kids. All because of Draw Something.

[jebreject]

I got "thug" and tried to draw 2pac but I think it probably just ended up seeming incredibly racist.

[dieblucasdie]

Yeah, my "Lin" was pretty racist.

[YojimboMonkey]

Is this game a total timesuck? Like, how badly will my productivity suffer if I got started using it?

[Thermofusion]

Is that a Zynga thing? I'll play so long as it ain't Zynga

[jebreject]

Is this game a total timesuck? Like, how badly will my productivity suffer if I got started using it?

It's really good at making it so you can't just pop in and take a quick turn. Each turn actually involves watching your opponent guess your drawing (though you can skip this), then you having to guess theirs, and then drawing a new picture of your own. And then once you've done that, you're like, that was so much fun! I need to take a turn against this other opponent! And this one! And this one!

[jebreject]

Is that a Zynga thing? I'll play so long as it ain't Zynga

It's not Zynga

[Thermofusion]

I was about to get that shit, then read an article that Zynga bought the developer last week for $200 mil. Haha what?

[jebreject]

Apparently it's Zynga