Why can't I wake up with the gin already in me? (BOOZE)

[Thermofusion]

It was actually their Rabid Duck (or whatever) Russian Imperial Stout. Both bottles had been cellared since like 2009 and were absolutely fantastic, though both just a bit thinner and drier than I would have expected.

Oh, nice! That's one I've had a chance to try on a few occasions but never did. I'll definitely give it a try next time I see it.

[Chet]

went and got six more anchor steam because i enjoyed it so. £11.94 it costs me.

walked past the supermarket and they were selling like 12 fosters/carling/carslberg etc for £7. still think i made the right choice.

[Thermofusion]

Any price higher than "free" is too much for Foster's, that shit is RANK.

Good call man, that Anchor Steam is an ol' reliable.

[YojimboMonkey]

well done man. Send me a list of what your shop carries and I'll give you the rundown on what I can.

[El_Josharino]

I'm drunk and I'm cooking spaghetti. Did you just tell me how to make spaghetti? Oh, hi.

[fishjim]

I'm drunk too. I just came back from the pub where my illustrator friend is a bartender. She does the drink menus with clever doodles. Her latest ones are pretty cool.







Ah, they'll never, they'll never ever reach the moon
at least not the one that we're after

[YojimboMonkey]

I'm drunk too. I just came back from the pub where my illustrator friend is a bartender. She does the drink menus with clever doodles. Her latest ones are pretty cool.

Love it, reminded me of this bit from Red Dwarf:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zc20oTkd1S4

[El_Josharino]

It reminded me of the episode of Futurama where Fry falls in love with a mermaid, but then they can't do it because of the tail situation and Fry says, "Why can't she be the other kind of mermaid with the fish part on top and the lady part on the bottom?"

[dumbfish]

So do mermaids not poop?

[El_Josharino]

Dumbfish, I have done extensive research to answer your question:

Mermaids poop the same way that most fish do.......... For they are 75% fish................... Also one day most people will understand that there is nothing human about a mermaid...... And believe it or not our Government knows all about how a mermaid functions......................

maybe the mermaids eat as much as fish do so that their intake is the same amount, there for when the food gets into the fish part of them they can poop like a fish....i think

Maybe all the seawater they take in makes it into diarrhea before it exits. No constipation. It´s a marvel of evolution.

No, they just explode one day.

Oh my gosh, that's a very good question. It would have to be between the two fins on their tail. Like they open it up.then poop and pee..gotta be the same place for both...and its gotta be the same place for making babies, unless they reproduce like fish. Fish girlies spread their eggs and males swim around releasing sperm...that makes more sense. Hope I could help!

The same way crocodiles do.

First of all, they DO exist. Second, mermaids urinate and defacate through their urethra and anus, respectively. The urethra is located near the vagina (in the ear canal), and the anus is located inside the belly button, under a flap of skin called the tail.

do earthworms poop????????????????????????????????????…

if an earthworm poops then i'm sure a mermaid does

Mermaids are an allegory for the element water, and are not physical beings, for they dwell on the astral plane. However, in astral projection they do not pee or poop, but if used for sex magic, then the answer to THAT question is obvious...

All data courtesy the fine folks at Yahoo Answers.

[Ignatius]

come on, you seriously askin' me if a elemental allegories used for sex magic have a VAGINA? Didn't your parents teach you anything!?

[Thermofusion]

And believe it or not our Government knows all about how a mermaid functions......................

Man I can't wait for THIS research to get declassified

[Thermofusion]

Trying Lone Rider's (NC brewery who make the excellent Dead Eye Jack porter) "Sweet Josie" brown ale for the first time. Holy crap the aftertaste is akin to granulated sugar.

[Antero]

Fernet Branca and root beer.  Trust me on this one.

[Anne the Man]

I am posting in an omg guys GUESS WHAT way atm, partly because I'm quite tired, but also because its rare that FOOD changes me much and today was all whoa. At The Food Show thing I discovered a type of wine I actually like. Rose! See all this time I've sort of had a false consciousness about wine, like it's kind of supposed to not be that drinkable, and while I used to hate it when I started, we've sort of reached an armed neutrality and I'll have it anyway. But Rose! I mean it's not the best thing in the world, but it goes down easier than most kinds I've had. I'm waiting for the aftertaste--the straight-up "fuck you" of red wine or the sarcastic "well you must be proud of yourself" of white wine--and it never comes.

[El_Josharino]

Fernet Branca and root beer.  Trust me on this one.

Antero, you've done it again!

[Chet]

oh guys wow look at all the shit this place in my town stocks

http://www.portstreetbeerhouse.co.uk/beer-list

[YojimboMonkey]

holy hell

[Chet]

I think I may have to make a list of what I want to try and go sit there for a day. Any recommendations welcome.

[Greg Nog]

I took today off from work, and was going to cap off this celebratory vacation day by trying some new and different beers, but instead of exploring the New and Different, I bought Racer 5, and I think I'm happy with that decision.  Gosh, what a wonderful beer.

[Antero]

Needed a celebratory passed-the-Bar bottle.  Got this Tariquet 15 cask strength Armagnac.  I am in love.  I could drink this whole bottle in one night, though that would be ill-advised.

[elpollodiablo]

I carefully packed up my liquor cabinet last night for the move to Queens. I've amassed a pretty respectable assortment of spirits! I want a couple more ryes, a good rum, some more scotch.

Also after I finish my reading list stuff and take exams in September, I'm going to start studying for BJCP certification!

[RoyBiggins]

My liquor shelf looks kinda hilarious.  5 kinds of whiskey and two bottles of vodka with stuff infusing in them.

[The_Tourist]

i went to canada for the first time this weekend (vancouver and victoria). i was amazed by how expensive booze is. 6 packs of 16 oz shitty beer for $10.50 (versus $4.00 here). 18 packs for $24, etc.

i think i'd end up sober if i lived in that place.

[justinh]

It gets worse.  A six pack of fairly shitty beer (330 mL bottles) in Melbourne will set you back $15.   Anything decent is $20+.