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Author Topic: So RANDOM only a modern millionaire with a sinister plan could understand!  (Read 16111 times)
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clare
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« Reply #100 on: Feb 14, 2012, 04:39:40 AM »
davy, that .gif had Erik in hysterics for about 5 mins.
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Little Sixes Little Nines
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« Reply #101 on: Feb 14, 2012, 06:29:31 PM »
One of the biggest radio stations here decided to run a contest where they give you money if you spring a divorce on your wife on valentines day, live on air. One woman entered the competition, and won it, and, well, here are the results:

http://www.therock.net.nz/Win-A-Divorce-The-Call/tabid/381/articleID/18242/Default.aspx
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« Reply #102 on: Feb 14, 2012, 06:49:39 PM »
Ah yeah I heard that earlier today, it was awesome. Dastardly lesbians.
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« Reply #103 on: Feb 14, 2012, 10:30:42 PM »
am currently eating most of a box of Samoas.  Cool
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« Reply #104 on: Feb 14, 2012, 10:31:07 PM »
There was just a pot of coffee on TV. Ooh, now I want coffee.
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Maaik
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« Reply #105 on: Feb 14, 2012, 10:31:25 PM »
I wonder how Samoas dunk.
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« Reply #106 on: Feb 14, 2012, 10:31:54 PM »
I will let y'all know tomorrow morning when there is coffee. STAY TUNED.
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« Reply #107 on: Feb 14, 2012, 10:41:55 PM »
I descaled the shit out the coffee machine. Happy Valentine's Day, motherfuckers.
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« Reply #108 on: Feb 15, 2012, 06:03:41 AM »
Quote from: Maaik on Feb 14, 2012, 10:31:25 PM
I wonder how Samoas dunk.

They regularly shatter the backboard on the way down
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« Reply #109 on: Feb 15, 2012, 07:22:06 AM »
Quote from: Greg Nog on Feb 15, 2012, 06:03:41 AM
Quote from: Maaik on Feb 14, 2012, 10:31:25 PM
I wonder how Samoas dunk.

They regularly shatter the backboard on the way down

Oh man, this is gonna be DELICIOUS.
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« Reply #110 on: Feb 15, 2012, 07:44:59 AM »
RESULTS: Because there are several layers of goodness surrounding the actual cookie part of the Samoa, dunking the thing in coffee had little effect on it. So: still tasty, just a bit moister. Coffee seemed almost irrelevant to the Samoa-eating experience.
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« Reply #111 on: Feb 15, 2012, 07:50:58 AM »
Samoas don't like coffee, everyone knows that. Can't drive neither
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« Reply #112 on: Feb 15, 2012, 01:34:50 PM »
Quote from: Maaik on Feb 15, 2012, 07:44:59 AM
RESULTS: Because there are several layers of goodness surrounding the actual cookie part of the Samoa, dunking the thing in coffee had little effect on it. So: still tasty, just a bit moister. Coffee seemed almost irrelevant to the Samoa-eating experience.
Break it in half first! EXPOSE THE POROUS BITS!
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« Reply #113 on: Feb 15, 2012, 03:07:30 PM »
mc speaks true. this is the path of the samoa dunk
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« Reply #114 on: Feb 22, 2012, 09:29:25 AM »
It's hilarious to me how much Jeremy Lin looks like this dude I know from high school.  We always used to say he had a Muppety face, and well sir, I do believe Jeremy Lin would make a fantastic Muppet.
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« Reply #115 on: Feb 23, 2012, 01:16:40 PM »
Last night I spilled a bit of milk on my work desk by accident, and I thought I'd cleaned it all up, but it looks like some seeped under my keyboard.

Overnight, it turned to a yogurt of sorts, then dried, and became a kind of glue.

I just now noticed this when I realized my computer keyboard was adhering to my desk.

Troubles with modernity.
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« Reply #116 on: Feb 23, 2012, 07:47:01 PM »
Maybe you should call it a day and go home and work on that Muppet.
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Little Sixes Little Nines
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« Reply #117 on: Feb 24, 2012, 04:14:26 PM »
i want an awesome duvet cover, but i can't find any on the internets, and i'm too lazy to try to make one. any ideas?
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elpollodiablo
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« Reply #118 on: Feb 24, 2012, 04:23:39 PM »
We got this one from West Elm recently and really like it: http://www.westelm.com/products/organic-alhambra-duvet-shams-b820/?pkey=cduvet-covers

That's all I got.
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clare
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« Reply #119 on: Feb 24, 2012, 05:38:26 PM »
Define 'awesome'? My ideas and yours are probably somewhat dissimilar :-)
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Little Sixes Little Nines
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« Reply #120 on: Feb 24, 2012, 10:39:02 PM »
i guess i wanted something with a lame bed-related pun or obscure tv show reference

but i guess we can't always get what we want
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« Reply #121 on: Feb 25, 2012, 12:14:38 AM »
Quote from: Little Sixes Little Nines on Feb 24, 2012, 10:39:02 PM
i guess i wanted something with a lame bed-related pun or obscure tv show reference

but i guess we can't always get what we want

if you try sometimes, you get what you Weeds.

mixed cats, when can i expect my Mary-Louise Parker duvet?
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mixed cats
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« Reply #122 on: Feb 25, 2012, 04:28:40 PM »
Only if you pay me with the shoes she's wearing.
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Little Sixes Little Nines
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« Reply #123 on: Feb 25, 2012, 11:34:28 PM »
oh hey i found a range of duvet covers i deem to be quite awesome

http://denydesigns.com/collections/duvet-covers-all-art

they cost dollars, though...
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« Reply #124 on: Feb 27, 2012, 12:05:33 AM »
Quote from: elpollodiablo on Feb 24, 2012, 04:23:39 PM
We got this one from West Elm recently and really like it: http://www.westelm.com/products/organic-alhambra-duvet-shams-b820/?pkey=cduvet-covers

That's all I got.

thats really pretty
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