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Author Topic: So RANDOM only a modern millionaire with a sinister plan could understand!  (Read 16314 times)
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peacocks
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« Reply #50 on: Jan 20, 2012, 02:12:03 PM »
Woo baby!!!!
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Black Amnesia of Heaven
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« Reply #51 on: Jan 20, 2012, 03:21:10 PM »
Quote from: elpollodiablo on Jan 20, 2012, 01:17:59 PM
Oh yeah we also had a baby today

BABY
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ellaguru
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« Reply #52 on: Jan 20, 2012, 07:55:31 PM »
Congrats!!
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« Reply #53 on: Jan 20, 2012, 08:41:44 PM »
Aww, little baby Babar. Congratulations.

(you are naming it after me, right dogg?)
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ellaguru
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« Reply #54 on: Jan 20, 2012, 08:54:52 PM »
No, he's naming it after my bike!

Marin Larkspur Citybike Diablo.
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G.C.R
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« Reply #55 on: Jan 20, 2012, 08:59:25 PM »
Oh jesus, welcome Marin! Also pix dammit, or it didnt happen! I want to see your baby! Because right now I'm imagining a tiny round blonde girl in a suit with a beard.
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I think it's fair to assume we'll be inebriated and covered in bodily effluvia all weekend
Nick Ink
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« Reply #56 on: Jan 22, 2012, 04:07:27 AM »
Marin has a thread now, right? Is it okay to get back to randomness here?

Shadow art:
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Seest thou what happens, Laurence, when thou firk’st a stranger ‘twixt the buttocks?!
peacocks
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« Reply #57 on: Jan 22, 2012, 01:49:37 PM »
That is awesome!
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clare
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« Reply #58 on: Jan 25, 2012, 08:08:59 PM »
I am tempted to post the words to my nation's anthem, as it's very silly.
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Chet
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« Reply #59 on: Jan 25, 2012, 09:24:06 PM »
oh man, you know that thing that happens sometimes when you yawn and a fine stream of saliva will squirt out of your mouth?

i thought that like only happened to me, and like maybe it was something to do with my teeth because it always seemed like it came from my teeth. i thought maybe my teeth were messed up which was causing a build up of pressure and eventually it would cause saliva to expell from between my teeth. LOL @ ME.

it's just gleeking, isn't it?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gleeking#Gleeking
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clare
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« Reply #60 on: Jan 25, 2012, 10:37:51 PM »
Hey, I never knew there was a name for that. That second paragraph is totally me. I can't always do it on demand, but sometimes. It's fun.
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peacocks
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« Reply #61 on: Jan 25, 2012, 11:05:44 PM »
Ahh! Gleeking was one of the worst things in middle school aside from having to be in middle school. Boys would do it all the time it was so gross. If I were 13 and someone did that to me I would have said " eeew, that's a chop!"
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« Reply #62 on: Jan 27, 2012, 09:39:01 PM »
We used to call it 'leeching', and it was all the rage in our equivalent of middle school.
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Greg Nog
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« Reply #63 on: Jan 28, 2012, 12:07:48 PM »
If you guys want a pogo stick come find me
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Ashley
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« Reply #64 on: Jan 30, 2012, 06:38:25 AM »
I think I'm starting to like kids and want to spend more time around them helping them make stuff and stuff?

I feel like interacting with kids would really improve my outlook on life.

I've never felt this way before!
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peacocks
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« Reply #65 on: Jan 30, 2012, 08:46:36 AM »
Are there any art camps or after school programs you could work or volunteer at? Kids are great and it is really fun and rewarding to teach and play with them. Do it! They'll love you.
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« Reply #66 on: Jan 30, 2012, 09:02:54 AM »
Today is Draw A Dinosaur Day.
DRAW ONE
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« Reply #67 on: Jan 31, 2012, 10:54:06 PM »
Little Sugar Creek is a troubled waterway in my hometown that the city's spent lots of money rehabilitating over the past twenty or so years. Turns out Occupy Charlotte has been pissing and shitting in it since October.

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The Fire Department's hazardous materials team was called out to the Occupy Charlotte site Tuesday, after police discovered that protesters were apparently using a storm drain as a bathroom.

According to sources, the storm drain on the lawn of old City Hall empties into Little Sugar Creek. City officials were trying to figure out the most effective and environmentally friendly way to clean up the mess. It's unclear if police will be able to charge anyone with a crime.
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Ignatius
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« Reply #68 on: Jan 31, 2012, 11:18:09 PM »
That's pretty stupid. I'm constantly amazed that people don't understand that anything you put on the ground will wind up in rivers, lakes or streams. But when it comes to a storm drain the connection should be pretty obvious.

That said, you'd be surprised how much untreated shit is everywhere. Up in NY, outdated sewage/stormwater systems dump millions of gallons of untreated sewage into the watershed as often as it rains pretty hard.
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Ashley
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« Reply #69 on: Feb 01, 2012, 03:31:19 AM »
This is really awful, but in St John's the just pump sewage out of a pipe in a cliff into the ocean, or right into the harbour.  They've been building a water treatment plant for a few years now, it involves taking out the side of a cliff so it's taking a while.

We call it The Bubble.  There's a sign down by the harbour that has an infographic of a man sitting on the toilet and the pipe system that goes out of his house, through the ground and into the harbour. 

The birds like it.
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« Reply #70 on: Feb 01, 2012, 10:01:41 AM »
H'm... How's that work out for the inshore fisheries?
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« Reply #71 on: Feb 01, 2012, 10:22:01 AM »
Deliciously.
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« Reply #72 on: Feb 01, 2012, 10:26:03 AM »
Guys if you ever want to summon dumbfish, say "fisheries" or "Kobe Bryant."
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Chet
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« Reply #73 on: Feb 01, 2012, 11:11:45 AM »
Bill Murray looks happy.
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« Reply #74 on: Feb 01, 2012, 11:14:24 AM »
Get away before you catch the orange face polyp disease, Mr. Murray!
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