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peacocks
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« Reply #200 on: Mar 08, 2012, 03:06:33 PM »

I eat kiwis whole--skin and all--it is like consuming a pleasantly fuzzy tiny alien. Everyone who knows I do this thinks it is disgusting,

I'm holding one in my hand seriously contemplating this action and... I just. I just can't do it.
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Trousers and Pat
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« Reply #201 on: Mar 08, 2012, 05:12:56 PM »

that's how I eat them too!

also kiwis are my favorite things to throw in the blender to add little black dots to whatever smoothie I'm making.
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« Reply #202 on: Mar 08, 2012, 05:43:02 PM »

I eat kiwis whole--skin and all--it is like consuming a pleasantly fuzzy tiny alien. Everyone who knows I do this thinks it is disgusting,

I'm holding one in my hand seriously contemplating this action and... I just. I just can't do it.
Do it. I too eat kiwifruit skin and all. I like the change in texture.
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« Reply #203 on: Mar 08, 2012, 05:56:52 PM »

Laughed until I wept at this costume name
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« Reply #204 on: Mar 08, 2012, 08:35:31 PM »

Still feel weird when I read 'kiwis' and realise you mean 'kiwifruit'. You want to throw my countrymen in a blender?!!?
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« Reply #205 on: Mar 08, 2012, 10:18:20 PM »

Or better still, fuzzy ground-dwelling birds, which are kind of like kiwifruit I guess :-) when I was small kiwifruit were still called "chinese gooseberries"
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« Reply #206 on: Mar 08, 2012, 10:51:18 PM »

I though kiwi was a bird and kiwifruit was a fabulous bird.
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« Reply #207 on: Mar 09, 2012, 03:10:57 AM »

There's a lady named Dickilyn Hendershot. She exists and that is her real name.
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« Reply #208 on: Mar 11, 2012, 07:19:11 AM »

Babar: Did you see the the solar storm that hit Iceland yesterday?

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« Reply #209 on: Mar 11, 2012, 10:00:39 AM »

Wow!
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Babar
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« Reply #210 on: Mar 11, 2012, 10:08:38 AM »

Yeah, on the intarnet Razz
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cold before sunrise
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« Reply #211 on: Mar 11, 2012, 04:46:50 PM »

go outside!
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« Reply #212 on: Mar 11, 2012, 05:08:05 PM »

Babar: Did you see the the solar storm that hit Iceland yesterday?



PHILP PULLMAN WAS RIGHT!
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clare
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« Reply #213 on: Mar 12, 2012, 06:57:34 PM »

Cool!

Also cool is this woman...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeCgRJwhj3s&feature=player_embedded

(it's kinda NSFW, but actually not at all - fully clothed, narration in Russian)
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« Reply #214 on: Mar 12, 2012, 08:42:29 PM »

i'm pretty far north right now and the past couple days magnetic radiation from the recent solar flares has been knocking out power for hours at a time.
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peacocks
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« Reply #215 on: Mar 12, 2012, 10:18:31 PM »

how do you not freeze???
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« Reply #216 on: Mar 13, 2012, 03:27:42 PM »

snuggling? haha.
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peacocks
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« Reply #217 on: Mar 13, 2012, 03:32:11 PM »

I would whine a lot
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« Reply #218 on: Mar 13, 2012, 03:52:05 PM »

you're invited! the polar bears need to be fed.
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Ashley
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« Reply #219 on: Mar 18, 2012, 06:19:49 AM »

I don't have to write a lot of papers for school, but sometimes I do.  And when I do, I'm always like, "what, you mean all i have to do is research, formulate an idea, and then write about it?  that's it?  it doesn't have to be original or even the best idea? really?  are you sure?  thats all i have to do?  oh wow.  ... and then I can show it to someone and they can tell me how to make it better just by changing a few words?  are you serious? and it doesn't take 40 hours?  i'm not sure if i believe you."

i like art history.  i want to take more art history classes.
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peacocks
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« Reply #220 on: Mar 18, 2012, 05:16:41 PM »

haha that is so hard for me, always- even though my second major was in philosophy. It's like if something isn't laid out with like "here's what you need to do to achieve this thing" then I'm like UMMMMMM and stare at the computer screen for hours. It's terrible, but it's probably why I like outside science research so much. I can observe things, do stuff to the things I'm observing, and then you get a result! Or you count things, or just figure out what things are. I like that.

Take more art history! It sounds awesome!

Should I move into a house down the street for $100 less than I pay now but with a roommate? A roommate I don't know that well that is in like, bands and stuff and has a dog? Would she even want to live with me? I'm kinda boring. She's basically Kate Bush and I'm.......................... not? Would I get all pissy about stupid stuff? It's been almost 2 years since I had a roommate but I'm kinda realizing I am not as psyched about being alone as I used to be.
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« Reply #221 on: Mar 19, 2012, 01:39:57 AM »

haha that is so hard for me, always- even though my second major was in philosophy. It's like if something isn't laid out with like "here's what you need to do to achieve this thing" then I'm like UMMMMMM and stare at the computer screen for hours. It's terrible, but it's probably why I like outside science research so much. I can observe things, do stuff to the things I'm observing, and then you get a result! Or you count things, or just figure out what things are. I like that.
Most of my projects are really vague briefs and when you ask the prof what you're supposed to do they're like "i dunno.  just try some things and bring it in next week."  and it's like, i don't understand, what are my goals here?  it's really arbitrary and frustrating.  sometimes profs give you crits that don't even have anything to do with your project, then you bring them in later with the changes made and they tell you you've done it wrong.  haha what?

people cry in my school a lot.

so yeah, in comparison essays are dreamy and structured.

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Should I move into a house down the street for $100 less than I pay now but with a roommate? A roommate I don't know that well that is in like, bands and stuff and has a dog? Would she even want to live with me? I'm kinda boring. She's basically Kate Bush and I'm.......................... not? Would I get all pissy about stupid stuff? It's been almost 2 years since I had a roommate but I'm kinda realizing I am not as psyched about being alone as I used to be.
yeah!  dogs are cool.  i'm looking for a new place for may, it's hard.  I really miss one of my old roommates.  we used to make jokes about the people that worked in the convenience store / spy on them and tell each other what was on the go and hide candy in each other's shoes.  i would be like "hey lets live together again i miss you" but she lives in ottawa now.
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« Reply #222 on: Mar 19, 2012, 05:45:33 AM »

Peacocks you should go live with Kate Bush
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« Reply #223 on: Mar 22, 2012, 12:55:58 PM »

I saw this cool sticker on my way to work this morning

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« Reply #224 on: Mar 22, 2012, 01:11:55 PM »

Peacocks you should go live with Kate Bush

She's so cool she had already found someone by the time I emailed her. Plus I guess her new dog doesn't like cats ;_;
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