I'm a little bit naked, but that's okay: new clothes thread

[Ashley]

Ashley used to be my real name, now it's Josephine.  Pretty much only family calls me Ashley now.   It's like you're family!  But I also hate it.

Adro I like your clothes!

[Adro]

1. I like the sound of pork roll, but i don't think I could call someone that on a regular basis without it causing some kind of emotional damage.

2. I was looking at Muna real hard last night, and I've come to the conclusion that I've never seen a cat like her. She's grown furrier, and fatter, but she's looks like a wilder animal than a house cat. I dunno, i think shes become more winterized too.

3. I'm sure I'll compile a list of usernames/realnames/favoritebedtimerituals list on all of you eventually.

4. I also like the look of a buzzed/shaved head and facial hair. A well shaped occipital bun def adds to the appeal.

[Thermofusion]

There's real name stuff for some people, varyingly. Usually those with their real name in their username (eg me, Jeb, Grace (G.C.R., my big sister)). Someone like Thermo, on the other hand, is always Thermo and although I know your real name I still shan't believe you have one. Also peacocks is always peacocks, like I type in 'pe' on Facebook before I remember your real name.

If you're going to do that I prefer "mo-mo", as in "hey guys sup it's ya boy 'mo-'mo."

[RoyBiggins]

I'm totally going to win at favorite bedtime rituals. 

[RoyBiggins]

Also, Thom, I shall call you Momo forevermore.

[Adro]

me too! My boy Mo'Mo.

 

[peacocks]

It's momo! Holla atcha boi!

[peacocks]

I'm totally going to win at favorite bedtime rituals. 

What is it what is it

[Adro]

I'm totally going to win at favorite bedtime rituals. 

What is it what is it

indeed. maybe this should be a whole topic.

[YojimboMonkey]

dogg thermo I will probably meet you in real life before most anybody else is but it'll be a goddamned cold day in hell before I call you 'momo

[Em]

For the record, my name is Emily, but 90% of people call me Em 90% of the time. With certain people (mother, boss, friend with a temper), breaking out the full name is a sure sign that I'm in for some shit.

[mixed cats]

my dad calls me momo

[fishjim]

Adro, yo. Mboy mo-mo, 'sup.

My username is both real & not real, in that it is my real name smooshed up.

[Antero]

dogg thermo I will probably meet you in real life before most anybody else is but it'll be a goddamned cold day in hell before I call you 'momo

No momo, dawg.

[Little Sixes Little Nines]

fuck i hate my fucking username

[clare]

I quite like it, except that my keyboard won't do smart quotes anymore, so any abbreviation of your name ends up as "" which I find annoying...actually, I bet I can do smart quotes, I just have to find them....and I don't know your real name anyway...

[Ashley]

why would a company make "curvy" jeans that have stretch in the leg but not in the waist?

[peacocks]

Because theyre dumb.

[Thermofusion]

Mo-Mo Denim Corp. expresses sincere regret at your dissatisfaction with our "curvy" line

[Chet]

mo mo super mo!

[Little Sixes Little Nines]

I quite like it, except that my keyboard won't do smart quotes anymore, so any abbreviation of your name ends up as "" which I find annoying...actually, I bet I can do smart quotes, I just have to find them....and I don't know your real name anyway...

adam! but you can call me mo-mo.

[Thermofusion]

Jim I feel like this is an appropriate time for one of those Highlander jokes you're so fond of

[Adro]

i bet they made them that way for me because i have a large butt and by the end of the day, if the jeans im wearing have any stretch to them, they end up getting all stretched out.  let me have them.

and many ladies have the problem of the waist being too big but the hips and thighs fitting well?
 
 actually i only have one pair of jeans that i wear at the moment, and they are from pacson, the ones with the name in spanish implying "curvy" but without saying so. and the legs are actually the right length for me! which is a hard thing to find when you are 5ft 2.5inches tall with a large posterior.  i recommend pacsun jeans.

*not sponsored by pacsun*

[clare]

and many ladies have the problem of the waist being too big but the hips and thighs fitting well?
 

Me, these days. I'm a funny shape. My hips are not much bigger than my waist, and I have not much bum, so pants generally just don't fit...but are generally too big around the middle now.

[Em]

Yes! Plus I'm just between sizes and it suucks because all my pants look a bit sloppy but I can't squeeze into the next size down. I'm sure there's some magical brand out there where one or the other of the sizes works, but since I take a tall size you usually can't find in stores the endless online ordering and returning it would take to find them would be a pain in the butt, so I just use a belt and live with it.

I guess I do like my Gap mid-weight skinny boot cut jeans pretty well--lots of stretch but they don't get baggy so super comfy, hug the thighs and rear so kinda make me feel like hot stuff, and with a nice reasonable (not too narrow, not to wide) boot cut opening so they're not "skinny jeans." The waist is just too big! Plus, they're grey so not as versatile.