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milly balgeary
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« Reply #200 on: Feb 11, 2012, 11:02:00 PM »

the uniform looks very 2139 when the bugs are attacking the earth and casper van dien in his signature role, goes with the roughnecks out into space to handle dem bug asses with michael ironside.

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FreddyKnuckles
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« Reply #201 on: Feb 11, 2012, 11:02:18 PM »

That's like the national guard yo.  There not sposed to go there but desperate times etc.
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Chet
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« Reply #202 on: Feb 11, 2012, 11:02:51 PM »

exactly! but actually there are a bunch of NZ TF in afghanistan, east timor and the solomon islands at the moment.
yeah, but in the territorials, you aint ever gonna do that shit, right?

TF = Territorial Force
here we have the territorial army which is just like where guys go like every weekend to play army and dress in the uniform but they will only ever get sent into conflict if like it is really all going to fuck and there is no one else to send.

is that the same thing?
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Little Sixes Little Nines
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« Reply #203 on: Feb 11, 2012, 11:06:02 PM »

nope! it used to be! but then in 2006 NZ were expected to get involved in like 7 conflicts around the world and they were like, fuck our army has like seven people in it, and so TF became a real proper thing. you still only go on weekends, plus a few two-week field exercises in a year, but deployment is a very real possibility if you want it.
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Chet
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« Reply #204 on: Feb 11, 2012, 11:07:18 PM »

oh man, don't do that shit.

i mean, do it if you wanna.

but dont.

imperialism is bad yo.

especially from like NZ lolololol.

sorry. bro.
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FreddyKnuckles
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« Reply #205 on: Feb 12, 2012, 12:18:41 AM »

Dude, see the world.  Make a buck.  Have some fun.  Fuck some bitches. 
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G.C.R
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« Reply #206 on: Feb 12, 2012, 01:07:23 AM »

Seriously guys, the way you all talk about women sometimes is fucking gross.
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Chet
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« Reply #207 on: Feb 12, 2012, 01:08:33 AM »

SORRY.
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Thermofusion
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« Reply #208 on: Feb 12, 2012, 01:13:48 AM »

All I said was "I like her bangs"
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Thermofusion
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« Reply #209 on: Feb 12, 2012, 01:14:20 AM »

Which granted may mean something horrible in New Zealand language
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Chet
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« Reply #210 on: Feb 12, 2012, 01:14:36 AM »

it was probably me bro.

i was pretty disgusting.
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clare
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« Reply #211 on: Feb 12, 2012, 01:17:55 AM »

Almanzo actually started the original 'this is what i'm wearing' thread. this is him:



Ah, yeah!! I thought I'd seen one of him. Thanks. Nice to finally get more of an idea of humans after 7 years in this place.

"bangs" is not an antipodean term, but isn't overly offensive, unless you count the verb, and even then it's polite enough. Sub the word "fringe" and you'll be apples....

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Thermofusion
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« Reply #212 on: Feb 12, 2012, 01:20:54 AM »

Her fringe is too right!
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YojimboMonkey
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« Reply #213 on: Feb 12, 2012, 01:21:32 AM »

I was going to post one of you and jeb cuddling but it was a little blurry

please post

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YojimboMonkey
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« Reply #214 on: Feb 12, 2012, 01:24:28 AM »

and while we're traveling down memory lane, here's briggins & dkt jamming



dkt & josh



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clare
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« Reply #215 on: Feb 12, 2012, 01:27:33 AM »

Wow, Jim, you're the LPtJ hookup king! (but I already knew that, and so did you)
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YojimboMonkey
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« Reply #216 on: Feb 12, 2012, 01:43:47 AM »

nah I just had one really cool LPTJ party years ago. Need to make it happen again.
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« Reply #217 on: Feb 12, 2012, 01:44:19 AM »

and if I do, milly you sexy motherfucker, you are coming.
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Little Sixes Little Nines
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« Reply #218 on: Feb 12, 2012, 02:08:20 AM »

so guys, with bangs, is each bang one strand of hair or do you just have like two bangs a left bang and a right bang and together they make bangs
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Little Sixes Little Nines
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« Reply #219 on: Feb 12, 2012, 02:08:59 AM »

also i ain't going on deployment or fucking any of freddy's bitches
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Thermofusion
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« Reply #220 on: Feb 12, 2012, 02:17:25 AM »

so guys, with bangs, is each bang one strand of hair or do you just have like two bangs a left bang and a right bang and together they make bangs

If you got bangs then you got bangs
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Trousers and Pat
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« Reply #221 on: Feb 12, 2012, 05:24:23 AM »

totally thought almanzo was taking his bathroom mirror photo with a glass of beer and not a cellphone and for a second it was much cooler
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Anne the Man
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« Reply #222 on: Feb 12, 2012, 06:39:49 AM »

Seriously guys, the way you all talk about women sometimes is fucking gross.

Yeah... I came to this thread to post photos of my awesome polka dot dress but I might just fergit it for awhile
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RoyBiggins
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« Reply #223 on: Feb 12, 2012, 08:56:52 AM »

nah I just had one really cool LPTJ party years ago. Need to make it happen again.

QFMFT.  And, yeah.  Jon you comin'.  That night was one of my favorites.  And Max just kept bringing me beer.  Until he went to bed, anyway.
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milly balgeary
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« Reply #224 on: Feb 12, 2012, 09:05:46 AM »

Have that shit like May, I'll be at this shit.
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