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Thermofusion
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« Reply #500 on: Feb 29, 2012, 10:50:39 PM »
That joke's so stale you could call it matzah /rimshot
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« Reply #501 on: Feb 29, 2012, 10:51:47 PM »
YOU ARE CORRECT SIR
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« Reply #502 on: Mar 01, 2012, 01:10:33 AM »
The last two pages or so have been the first time I've cried with laughter reading an lptj exchange in ages. Oh man.
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« Reply #503 on: Mar 01, 2012, 01:16:39 AM »
This reminds me of my finest big brother moment ever: successfully identifying, to her repeated protestations, my sister's boyfriend at the time as a Zionist, two full years before he up and moved to Israel to produce pro-settler propaganda videos. Don't y'all fuck with me! I am Minister of Jewish Affairs!
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« Reply #504 on: Mar 01, 2012, 02:42:48 AM »
Why does this have to be a racist thing? How American is that? I just mean that you're sticking your neck out for trouble. Why not aim higher? Jewish people are skilled at what they do but were the opposition in the only time Jesus was documented losing his cool as a cucumber demeanor. I'm not one to judge, that's not my place, but from personal experience I know I'm not into doing business with Jews from NYC or Geminis.
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« Reply #505 on: Mar 01, 2012, 05:36:29 AM »
Quote from: cold before sunrise on Mar 01, 2012, 02:42:48 AM
Why does this have to be a racist thing? How American is that? I just mean that you're sticking your neck out for trouble. Why not aim higher? Jewish people are skilled at what they do but were the opposition in the only time Jesus was documented losing his cool as a cucumber demeanor. I'm not one to judge, that's not my place, but from personal experience I know I'm not into doing business with Jews from NYC or Geminis.
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DCDave
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« Reply #506 on: Mar 01, 2012, 09:15:03 AM »
Guys, Breitbart DIED.
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jm
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« Reply #507 on: Mar 01, 2012, 09:25:37 AM »
Whoa hm
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DCDave
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« Reply #508 on: Mar 01, 2012, 09:32:13 AM »
http://www.theatlanticwire.com/national/2012/03/andrew-breitbart-death-reported/49358/
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« Reply #509 on: Mar 01, 2012, 09:41:35 AM »
I thought maybe big government got hacked at first
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elpollodiablo
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« Reply #510 on: Mar 01, 2012, 10:02:17 AM »
Jesus, only 43. I feel bad for his family.
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elpollodiablo
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« Reply #511 on: Mar 01, 2012, 10:02:52 AM »
Also, you think heart attack? He was a fat dude who got angry for a living, after all.
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YojimboMonkey
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« Reply #512 on: Mar 01, 2012, 10:07:01 AM »
whoa that dude was only 2 years older than me?


and I don't even get paid for getting angry, fuuuuuuuuuck
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« Reply #513 on: Mar 01, 2012, 10:10:36 AM »
Dude was awfully loopy. I'm thinking prescription drugs cocktail gone wrong
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hannah
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« Reply #514 on: Mar 01, 2012, 10:23:51 AM »
I had no idea he was so young. How horribly scary for his family.
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elpollodiablo
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« Reply #515 on: Mar 01, 2012, 10:25:27 AM »
I feel pretty bad about it, but my second or third thought was "What if this is some elaborate scheme to troll enemies who rejoice at his death?"
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hannah
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« Reply #516 on: Mar 01, 2012, 10:25:48 AM »
Oh, yep, mine, too...
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YojimboMonkey
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« Reply #517 on: Mar 01, 2012, 10:34:52 AM »
That thought also crossed my mind. And there are people who are convinced that it is true whether it really is or not!

Quote from: https://twitter.com/#!/keder
Today, some leftists will make nastier and more hateful comments about Andrew Breitbart than they'll ever make about Islamic terrorists.

Quote from: https://twitter.com/#!/michellemalkin
Even in death, @andrewbreitbart exposes the rabid Left's intolerance.

Oh this'll be fun.
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« Reply #518 on: Mar 01, 2012, 10:36:37 AM »
Quote from: https://twitter.com/#!/scrowder
Andrew Breitbart knew that lefties hate in life just as they hate in death. Even post-mortem, they're still playing right into his hands

Quote from: https://twitter.com/#!/BlameTelford
Is anybody keeping a chronicle of all the leftist Breitbart attacks today? If not, is there a site where we can start posting them?

Disgusted by the leftists attacks on a man who died only hours ago. What happened to a civil tone in political discourse?
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« Reply #519 on: Mar 01, 2012, 10:40:30 AM »
Of course, Breitbart himself was always the very picture of class when discussing the recently departed
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« Reply #520 on: Mar 01, 2012, 11:51:34 AM »
21 pages of crescendoing tension culminating in the death of Breitbart

thread turned into a Donizetti opera overnight
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Thermofusion
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« Reply #521 on: Mar 01, 2012, 11:53:06 AM »
Very sad though! I really hate to see anyone go that young. Breitbart was pretty fucking funny, too, unlike a lot of these other right-wing blowhards who have no sense of theatrics
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« Reply #522 on: Mar 01, 2012, 11:56:39 AM »
Oh, Breitbart.  Nice try, but don't think you can get into my good graces just by ceasing to live.
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« Reply #523 on: Mar 01, 2012, 12:51:58 PM »
So apparently, at CPAC a few weeks back, Breitbart claimed that he had videos from Barack Obama's college days in which he does/says compromising things. So naturally, this was a hit by the WH.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/people-who-think-president-obama-killed-andrew-bre

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fRQ2lIQ3Lg
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« Reply #524 on: Mar 01, 2012, 01:01:40 PM »
Andrew Breitbart: Fishbone Soldier
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