Why can't I wake up with the gin already in me? (BOOZE)

[Greg Nog]

...

D:

I thought that was just a joke you made up for your twitter.

I mentioned it to my lay the other day, and she had both of these responses, in this this exact succession!

[dumbfish]

I mentioned it to my lay the other day,

I really hope this isn't a typo.

[auto-da-fey]

the girl said make me a negroni. the instructions are on the back of the campari bottle.

so i followed them. 1 cup vermouth, 1 cup gin, 1 cup campari.


then we drank.

and drank.


and drank.


and HTS.


and drank.


then fact-checked.


apparently it said 1 oz.


that explains a lot.

[elpollodiablo]

So you were drinking negronis that wouldn't fit in a pint glass?

[auto-da-fey]

it wouldn't all fit in the shaker, so i moved it to a big jar with a lid as it grew out of control. then i poured that into cups, with plenty left over, which we are continuing to consume.


i know, that should have been a sign, but i am not as knowledgable in the way of these things as so many of you.

[C of heartbreak]

"It wouldn't all fit in the shaker" is great.

I've still got nearly a whole keg of beer leftover from my wedding. Gonna have to throw a kegger soon.

[Anne the Man]

Banana kahlua milkshakes, this is the business.

[cold before sunrise]

Monkey's lunch.

Mistaken sip of beer > 6-er of Red Stripe > Nitrous > Tab of acid > Bump of MDMA > Headache all day long today. It's last weekend of my 20's so I don't feel too bad about this.