Sticking my dick in the SOAPTJ threadzzz

i read "skull fuck a hippy" on the bathroom door of the black dog last night and laughed to myself in the stall like a weirdo. i'm wearing a coral reiss dress i bought at selfridges in london, black house of harlow 1960 shoes, black shimmery booty shorts, and a bra with a ton of padding and the straps removed so you can't tell i'm wearing one. around my neck is a cheap gold necklace with a heart that has 'love me' stamped into the middle and then 'yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no' around the outside, with a spinner. to decide what to think of me?

the best thing i wore today was rollerskates. i found them at a flea market and today was their debutante. they are black with candycane laces so i wore knee highs covered in cupcakes and black sport short shorts from some old surf company. i got a lot of compliments and comments while rollerskating to the store at sunset to buy nectarines. i stole a bottle of sea buckthorn supplements from planet organic when i was there even though i had no pockets, because i steal something from there with every visit. put them in the bag of fruit once it had been paid for and skated out. on my way there, when i was just across the street, i fell flat on my back. these two guys helped me up and one gave me a sip from his water bottle. it was full of beer.

i'm waiting for a guy i met at a house party last night to take me to a house party tonight. he's with friends, is enroute. i've only got one red stripe left. it's been a week since i've had sex and i can't decide whether i want it more than a cigarette, have been denying myself gratification in an attempt to behave like a proper lady but it makes me feel like more of a dog than ever. my necklace should read 'dog, lady, dog, lady, dog, lady, dog, lady.'