popsicles

[milly balgeary]

I think this is a subject of some importance. It may have been touched on before, but things have changed. It's 2012 bitches, the year of the popsicle according to Time Out NY.

Here's my current ice cold luvah:



Listenin to Heavy D n the boys, fuckin wit dis brother!..

[Thermofusion]

That pop looks tasty, brother. Out in NC it's all about them Locopops, brother, they got them mango chile popsicles that remind the Hulkster of his days on the hit tv series Thunder in Paradise, brother, tart and spicy brother, just like the Hulk

[cold before sunrise]

M-E-L-O-N-A doesn't play hard to get, goes for hard to forget.

[Antero]

You just reminded me of this.

[Ignatius]

[Ignatius]

I know it's an ice cream bar but it's the best I could do. Remember though they came with those cool trading cards?

[Antero]

I am not a person who uses "no homo," but jesus christ if anything ever deserved it the above ad would qualify.

[Ignatius]

Antero you ever watch pro wrestling?

[milly balgeary]

you know he do, brother, he wearin a Jake The Snake t with open sides right now. You know, when the shirt is like wayyyy open and you can see right down all the way to the waist? one of those shirts... my little hulkimaniacs!

[Thermofusion]

One time when the Hulkster was feelin really down, brother, things weren't goin so well...he lost his belt to Yokozuna in King of the Ring '93, brother, Suburban Commando wasn't the box office smash it was supposed to be...well your Hulk trudged backstage with tears fallin down his neck and drippin off his 24-inch cannons, brother, and his trusted friend and manager Jimmy Hart was right there to console and heal the Hulk. Hulk looks Jimmy square in the eye, brother, and says, "Mouth, I'm washed up, I'm no good...Hulkamania is DEAD" and Jimmy takes off his sunglasses, brother, and his eyes are red, his pink lips trembling..."Is there anything I can do, Hulkster?" he says to the Hulk, that proud voice quavering..and the Hulk again looks him dead on and says, "Mouth, I want you to sloooowly unwrap the Hulk, gaze upon the Hulk's 24-inch pythons...then I want the Mouth to lick up and down Hulk's body, slowly, brother, up and down the whole length, then jam the Hulk's whole stick between those pink gums and savor the flavor, brother. Get your tongue all up on it. Gold and hard on the outside, all vanilla on the inside, just like the Hulk. No homo, brother."

[jebreject]

hahahaha

[cold before sunrise]

[Antero]

Antero you ever watch pro wrestling?

Yeah, back when I was a kid and it was all Ultimate Warrior and Legion of Doom and so forth.  I watched some new stuff with a roommate two summers ago and it was just like, "Damn, these guys spend a lot of time staring at each other, I want to see a body slam."

[Ashley]

there's an ad in the subway for a free newspaper.  it had popsicles ranked before cat videos in terms of sharability.  i spent a lot of time staring at it thinking about how hard it is to share a popsicle.

[Ashley]

i mean, you might want to share it.  but even with the ones that you're meant to break apart you still need a table or something to bang it against, and then it will probably break.

and you can only share it with one person.

really it's better just to buy a pile of popsicles than to share them.

whereas with cat videos you only need one, and it rarely breaks.

[Ignatius]

Antero you ever watch pro wrestling?

Yeah, back when I was a kid and it was all Ultimate Warrior and Legion of Doom and so forth.  I watched some new stuff with a roommate two summers ago and it was just like, "Damn, these guys spend a lot of time staring at each other, I want to see a body slam."

I just meant that dwelling on the overt homoeroticism of pro wrestling to incite discomfort (among fans and opponents) is a proven way to get folks riled up. Not that Jimmy Hart ever figured into that particular tradition as far as I know, but there are opportunities aplenty for no homoing in the pro wrestling world.

[Antero]

Antero you ever watch pro wrestling?

Yeah, back when I was a kid and it was all Ultimate Warrior and Legion of Doom and so forth.  I watched some new stuff with a roommate two summers ago and it was just like, "Damn, these guys spend a lot of time staring at each other, I want to see a body slam."

I just meant that dwelling on the overt homoeroticism of pro wrestling to incite discomfort (among fans and opponents) is a proven way to get folks riled up. Not that Jimmy Hart ever figured into that particular tradition as far as I know, but there are opportunities aplenty for no homoing in the pro wrestling world.

Oh fo sho, I know it's a hard topic for them to grapple with.

[Little Sixes Little Nines]

there's an ad in the subway for a free newspaper.  it had popsicles ranked before cat videos in terms of sharability.  i spent a lot of time staring at it thinking about how hard it is to share a popsicle.

why can't you just give someone a bite?!?!?!?!??!?!?

??!?!??!

!

[Ignatius]

Antero you ever watch pro wrestling?

Yeah, back when I was a kid and it was all Ultimate Warrior and Legion of Doom and so forth.  I watched some new stuff with a roommate two summers ago and it was just like, "Damn, these guys spend a lot of time staring at each other, I want to see a body slam."

I just meant that dwelling on the overt homoeroticism of pro wrestling to incite discomfort (among fans and opponents) is a proven way to get folks riled up. Not that Jimmy Hart ever figured into that particular tradition as far as I know, but there are opportunities aplenty for no homoing in the pro wrestling world.

Oh fo sho, I know it's a hard topic for them to grapple with.

NICE

[Ashley]

there's an ad in the subway for a free newspaper.  it had popsicles ranked before cat videos in terms of sharability.  i spent a lot of time staring at it thinking about how hard it is to share a popsicle.

why can't you just give someone a bite?!?!?!?!??!?!?

??!?!??!

!

then you'd have to share germs

i share cat videos with all kinds of people i would never share germs with!

[Ashley]

this is the ad.

[Ignatius]

What's this about banging against tables? Is it so cold In Canada that you can't simply take two hands, twist and pull apart the double barrel popsicle? I guess cat videos are still easier, though, in that you don't even require another person present to share.

[elpollodiablo]

I can attest that like 60% or more of milly's daily caloric intake comes in pop or bar form.

[G.C.R]

The design of that ad is confusing! I spent a long time wondering why Canadians were so selfish with their wee flags before I realised its a toothbrush.

[milly balgeary]

I can attest that like 60% or more of milly's daily caloric intake comes in pop or bar form.

HAHAHAH

It's terrible but true. The popsicles is a vice, and the cereal bars are to make up calories when I don't eat enough and I need fiber and shit. They are either trader joe's, full circle organic, or kashi. I don't eat any cookies or any of that shit, but I do like my little vices. One night I ate 9 trader joe's cereal bars. I especially like the apple ones.