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elpollodiablo
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« Reply #1725 on: Oct 13, 2006, 02:26:41 PM »
Quote from: "nonotyet"
Baby, those was no histrionics. We were playing.


That's why they was histrionics.
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think 'on the road.'
nonotyet
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« Reply #1726 on: Oct 13, 2006, 02:31:20 PM »
Quote from: "heather marie"
Quote from: "nonotyet"
Baby, those was no histrionics. We were playing.


He's just jealous of what we have, baby.


AND WHEN I'M SAD, YOU'RE A CLOWN
AND IF I GET SCARED, YOU'RE ALWAYS AROUND
SO LET THEM SAY YOUR HAIR'S TOO LONG
'CAUSE I DON'T CARE, WITH YOUUUUU I CAN'T GO WRONNNNNNG

edit: Pollo, I suppose you are right, but these are the things that make you think I am twelve, and...yeah.
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Greg Nog
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« Reply #1727 on: Oct 15, 2006, 11:38:20 AM »
From the Halloween thread:

Quote from: "Anne the Man"
Go as a teenage boy, mary. And when people ask you why you haven't dressed up, just grunt and go 'Dressing up's gay'.
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elpollodiablo
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« Reply #1728 on: Oct 15, 2006, 11:41:39 AM »
That's brilliant.


If I weren't trying to write some African American Studies reading responses right now, I'd go in search of that Achewood comic where it shows Phillipe as a teenager playing video games and the "voiceover" goes, "My Phillipe, how you've grown!" And Phillipe just goes, "Huh. Whatever, fag."
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think 'on the road.'
Anne the Man
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« Reply #1729 on: Oct 15, 2006, 02:56:55 PM »
Hey thanks Greg, I haven't been quoted properly before!

I was going to do that for a fancy-dress dance last year, but I thought it might be nice to be asked to dance once in the evening. It didn't happen anyway, so I might as well have
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Hey jerks, mind if I watch you jerks do your jerk-bending?
diesel_powered
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« Reply #1730 on: Oct 15, 2006, 09:57:13 PM »
Quote from: "elpollodiablo"

FUCK YOU HEIDEGGER

FUCK YOU

YOU FUCKING NAZI

EAT A DICK HEIDEGGER
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she had me at "let's make a sandwich"
das kranke Tier
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« Reply #1731 on: Oct 16, 2006, 10:46:46 AM »
Quote from: "diesel_powered"
O POOR POLLO
AFRAID OF A LITTLE KRAUT
TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY
TO GET WHAT SEIN UND ZEIT
IS ALL ABOUT
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Good Intentions
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« Reply #1732 on: Oct 18, 2006, 07:14:51 AM »
Quote from: "Wally"
Quote from: "lucky strike"
a joke that you use to masturbate with.


strangely this is how my ex introduced me to his parents.
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Andrew_TSKS
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« Reply #1733 on: Oct 18, 2006, 11:42:24 PM »
Quote from: "alexandra"
*becomes witty black sidekick*






there was context, but it's probably funnier without it.
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dieblucasdie
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« Reply #1734 on: Oct 19, 2006, 12:02:13 AM »
Quote from: "Maaik"
Man, don't be bitchin' that no one's responding to your Newsies ref. The Colbert Report's on.


Pretty much sums up the internet as a whole.
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he was basically your only chance at making the world love you.
das kranke Tier
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« Reply #1735 on: Oct 19, 2006, 09:49:14 AM »
Quote from: "milly balgeary"
ok, proceed with the normal 'i'm drunk my balls are huge i've got a huge vag should i break up with my abusive boyfriend or sublet the neighbor's apartment the role of feminism in black metal i feel like '' right now...here's my bored photograph lookit my dick' stuff.
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Greg Nog
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« Reply #1736 on: Oct 19, 2006, 02:28:18 PM »
This is the greatest relationship advice I have ever read.

Quote from: "theartlessmonster"
fuck it then, let your teeth explode and your eardrums burst. then it occurs to you we'll both be dead in 15 minutes anyways.
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hannah
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« Reply #1737 on: Oct 19, 2006, 04:35:10 PM »
Quote from: "Greg Nog"
This is the greatest relationship advice I have ever read.

Quote from: "theartlessmonster"
fuck it then, let your teeth explode and your eardrums burst. then it occurs to you we'll both be dead in 15 minutes anyways.


le petit mort indeed!
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heather marie
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« Reply #1738 on: Oct 23, 2006, 11:19:03 AM »
Quote from: "elpollodiablo"
You sure do talk a hard line for a guy who routinely lapses into his own idiosyncratic metaphor-laden language for whole paragraphs at a time only to be ignored by those without enough time to read it and wonder what the fuck is wrong wit ya.
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milly balgeary
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« Reply #1739 on: Oct 23, 2006, 11:22:09 AM »
shut up dumbass!
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Andrew_TSKS
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« Reply #1740 on: Oct 23, 2006, 02:27:26 PM »
Quote from: "diesel_powered"
Quote from: "milly balgeary"
what else did i miss? does one of the ladiez have a "wailing vulva"?


I do. I keep it in a jar on my desk. It sings opera.
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Marie
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« Reply #1741 on: Oct 23, 2006, 11:46:49 PM »
i'm so blowing smoke up my own ass, but i love mr nog for his bk reference
Quote from: "Greg Nog"
MARIE THINKS THAT SHE'S THE QUEEN OF THE NEIGHBORHOOD

I GOT NEWS FOR YOU:

SHE IS.
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RoyBiggins
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« Reply #1742 on: Oct 24, 2006, 01:10:19 PM »
Quote from: "C of heartbreak"
What I do know is that every time I have to make an important decision I ask people on the internet, so I think you are doing the right thing here.
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This year's Village Voice Jizz and Pap list had a whole lot of birds I'd never even heard of before.
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« Reply #1743 on: Oct 24, 2006, 07:53:18 PM »
Quote from: "lucky strike"

i'm feeling pretty bummed today and i'm eating cookies right now in hopes of improvement


This made me feel wonderful inside, if i was gunna make a collage with words and stuff, that would be in it. It's so cool! I commend you on your thoughts Lucky Strike.
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das kranke Tier
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« Reply #1744 on: Oct 25, 2006, 08:54:27 AM »
Quote from: "elpollodiablo"
One time I found a Springsteen tape on the sidewalk.

Then like two days later I got a blowjob.


That was pretty good.
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Greg Nog
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« Reply #1745 on: Oct 26, 2006, 06:48:12 PM »
Quote from: "Lucy"
also, i have a ysalamiri lizard.


I just thought this should be preserved for posterity.
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Andrew_TSKS
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« Reply #1746 on: Oct 26, 2006, 10:49:34 PM »
Quote from: "Heathcote"
i should enjoy my worries, i may never have them again.



say what you will about our heathcote, but at times the man is pure gold.
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Andrew_TSKS
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« Reply #1747 on: Oct 26, 2006, 10:53:21 PM »
this is pure gold as well:

Quote from: "theartlessmonster"
I'm sick of that mamby-pamby nice little costume stuff, for I want to be something DARK, SCARY, KICKASS, and RAWK! *queue Immigrant Song*
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RoyBiggins
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« Reply #1748 on: Oct 27, 2006, 08:57:26 AM »
Quote from: "elpollodiablo"
I love snuggling


As  long as we're preserving things for posterity.
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This year's Village Voice Jizz and Pap list had a whole lot of birds I'd never even heard of before.
das kranke Tier
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« Reply #1749 on: Oct 27, 2006, 11:18:37 AM »
Quote from: "FreddyKnuckles"
I was like "dear god, how can they still be talking about glass in a toilet through 5 pages?"  

So I opened the thread and saw a diatribe by andrew lamenting gender stereotypes and thought to myself "God bless the lptj"
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