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morgan
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Posts: 3614
The quotable LPTJ
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Reply #1675 on:
Sep 24, 2006, 10:54:21 PM »
Quote from: "Anne the Man"
Every time I try to organize the picnic which I organize for my friends every holidays, they're all reasonably enthusiastic except one, who I have to coerce into coming at all and then worry about whether she's having a good time until I feel too pissed off/miserable with her to have a good time myself. I want her to come but it feels like too much of an effort
a few seconds later...
Quote from: "Murk2.0"
Quote from: "Anne the Man"
I want her to come but it feels like too much of an effort
Man, tell me about it.
This was good.
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Anne the Man
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Posts: 4444
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Reply #1676 on:
Sep 24, 2006, 11:05:47 PM »
And a few seconds later...
Quote from: "The_Tourist"
Quote from: "Murk 2.0"
Quote from: "Anne the Man"
I want her to come but it feels like too much of an effort
Man, tell me about it.
Quote from: "Anne the Man"
What's worse is when she blows us
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Hey jerks, mind if I watch you jerks do your jerk-bending?
diesel_powered
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Posts: 19210
The quotable LPTJ
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Reply #1677 on:
Sep 25, 2006, 01:03:47 AM »
Quote from: "tops wobbling"
We could always insert the oozing nipple right into our nostril of choice. Awesome idea? Awesome idea!
CONTEXT? WE DON'T NEED NO STINKING CONTEXT!
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she had me at "let's make a sandwich"
mountmccabe
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Posts: 2844
The quotable LPTJ
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Reply #1678 on:
Sep 25, 2006, 01:21:43 AM »
Quote from: "Maaik"
Now you ain't gotta touch nothin' but yer own junk.
Context won't even help this one that much.
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You know a pancake?
diesel_powered
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Posts: 19210
The quotable LPTJ
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Reply #1679 on:
Sep 25, 2006, 03:59:23 AM »
Quote from: "tops wobbling"
flaming cock sauce!
AND AGAIN!
I love this guy!
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she had me at "let's make a sandwich"
RoyBiggins
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Posts: 6506
The quotable LPTJ
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Reply #1680 on:
Sep 25, 2006, 09:43:01 AM »
Quote from: "elpollodiablo"
Shame on a Julian Casablancas that try to run game on a Julian Casablancas!
And I love
this
guy.
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This year's Village Voice Jizz and Pap list had a whole lot of birds I'd never even heard of before.
jebreject
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Posts: 27071
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Reply #1681 on:
Sep 25, 2006, 09:52:29 AM »
Biggins 'n Pollo sittin' in a tree
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I'm not racist, I've got lots of black Facebook friends.
jebreject
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Posts: 27071
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Reply #1682 on:
Sep 25, 2006, 09:52:49 AM »
P-I-H-Bee-ee-ee
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I'm not racist, I've got lots of black Facebook friends.
RoyBiggins
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Posts: 6506
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Reply #1683 on:
Sep 25, 2006, 10:09:13 AM »
Good thing that's already in the quotable thread.
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This year's Village Voice Jizz and Pap list had a whole lot of birds I'd never even heard of before.
alexandra
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Posts: 7054
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Reply #1684 on:
Sep 25, 2006, 11:02:22 AM »
BIGGINS!? MOVIN IN ON MY MAN?!
I'LL STAB YOU. I'M VICIOUS.
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elpollodiablo
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Posts: 32624
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Reply #1685 on:
Sep 25, 2006, 11:09:29 AM »
CHILL BOO
He means nothing to me!
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think 'on the road.'
RoyBiggins
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Posts: 6506
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Reply #1686 on:
Sep 25, 2006, 11:42:51 AM »
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This year's Village Voice Jizz and Pap list had a whole lot of birds I'd never even heard of before.
silentsigh89
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Posts: 3073
The quotable LPTJ
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Reply #1687 on:
Sep 25, 2006, 05:21:58 PM »
Quote from: "Wally"
hmm, if I was given a quid for everytime I'd said "I'm a little creeped out by you." and then thought "it's because I want to fuck you". Well I'd be a richer then the parents of twentysomething americans in London.
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nonotyet
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Posts: 7691
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Reply #1688 on:
Sep 25, 2006, 08:52:12 PM »
Quote from: "RoyBiggins"
I mean, this is grammar. Not 'Nam. There are rules.
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hannah
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Posts: 9366
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Reply #1689 on:
Sep 25, 2006, 08:53:20 PM »
I just wanna second that. Big Rig in the house!
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theartlessmonster
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Posts: 5178
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Reply #1690 on:
Sep 25, 2006, 11:18:07 PM »
Quote from: "elpollodiablo"
Guest just called down.
Said:
I have a complaint.
This room?
It smells like a hotel.
It smells like a hotel in here, can we please do something about that.
I love this.
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Don't be a swiss roll.
alistarr*
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Posts: 8129
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Reply #1691 on:
Sep 26, 2006, 08:17:42 AM »
Quote from: "John"
I'm John Darnielle, and I approve this message
again, context be damned.
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das kranke Tier
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Posts: 5894
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Reply #1692 on:
Sep 27, 2006, 01:39:25 PM »
Quote from: "elpollodiablo"
"WOODCHUCK, FAGBOOK"
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Compendious as hell
nonotyet
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Posts: 7691
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Reply #1693 on:
Sep 27, 2006, 02:09:15 PM »
Quote from: "mackro"
PLEASE TO HOLY FUCK THE SHIT.
I love this.
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Good Intentions
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Posts: 13882
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Reply #1694 on:
Sep 29, 2006, 12:00:25 AM »
Quote from: "andronicus"
now the terrorists have truly won!
<== ps this is an eagle.
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das kranke Tier
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Posts: 5894
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Reply #1695 on:
Sep 29, 2006, 01:57:43 PM »
Quote from: "auto-da-fey"
I traded my copy of
Lasterday I Was Been Bad
(the only Happy Flowers album I've heard or owned) for porn to a guy named Al, who wore a trenchcoat, talked about shooting up the school, and carved the name of the sniper from
Higher Learning
into his arm...
A portion of the first post from a self-confessed lurker...
Ehh, I'm not one to judge though
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Compendious as hell
auto-da-fey
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Posts: 9495
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Reply #1696 on:
Sep 29, 2006, 02:25:52 PM »
In the interest of preserving my burgeoning reputation, Al and I were not exactly bosom buddies; he just happened to be 18, and he bought a lot of porn movies but always felt guilty and eager to rid himself of their polluting presence, which more or less formed the basis of our social bond (myself being an eager underage receptacle for his castaways). To the best of my knowledge, he went on to marry quickly out of high school and settled comfortably into a blue-collar job, without ever killing anyone.
Just, you know, for the record and all.
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das kranke Tier
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Posts: 5894
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Reply #1697 on:
Sep 29, 2006, 02:58:12 PM »
Quote from: "auto-da-fey"
In the interest of preserving my burgeoning reputation, Al and I were not exactly bosom buddies; he just happened to be 18, and he bought a lot of porn movies but always felt guilty and eager to rid himself of their polluting presence, which more or less formed the basis of our social bond (myself being an eager underage receptacle for his castaways). To the best of my knowledge, he went on to marry quickly out of high school and settled comfortably into a blue-collar job, without ever killing anyone.
Just, you know, for the record and all.
Glad to hear that turned out alright. When you're not of age and you've got a yearnin' for porn, you've got to do what you've got to do. Believe me, I completely understand. I'm not interested in tarnishing any reputations. I just found it amusing.
You've got to appreciate the way that sounds out of context though. Plus, you landed youself in the quotable thread w/ your very first post! Congrats!
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Compendious as hell
dumbfish
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Posts: 3869
The quotable LPTJ
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Reply #1698 on:
Sep 29, 2006, 03:19:55 PM »
Quote from: "auto-da-fey"
myself being an eager underage receptacle...
Biggins to thread!
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Love is awesome and has only Darko to fight for rebounds.
The_Tourist
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Posts: 2951
The quotable LPTJ
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Reply #1699 on:
Sep 29, 2006, 03:20:28 PM »
Quote from: "dumbfish"
Quote from: "auto-da-fey"
myself being an eager underage receptacle...
Biggins to thread!
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we have the money for missiles and fun
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