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das kranke Tier
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« Reply #1950 on: Feb 09, 2007, 10:09:47 AM »
Quote from: "coldforge"
If Dio had been there, he would *not* have approved.
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Compendious as hell
Maaik
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« Reply #1951 on: Feb 11, 2007, 11:03:00 AM »
Triple alley-oop action:
Quote from: "Maaik"
Davy to thread!

Quote from: "Wally"
Eyepatch guy to thread!

Quote from: "jebreject"
Taco Bongo to thread!

Quote from: "tacobongo"
word
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I need anne the man lessons
heather marie
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« Reply #1952 on: Feb 11, 2007, 11:13:19 AM »
where IS eyepatch guy? i miss him!
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coldforge
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« Reply #1953 on: Feb 11, 2007, 11:17:10 AM »
i saw him in a bar once.
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è l'era del terzo mondo.
El_Josharino
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« Reply #1954 on: Feb 11, 2007, 01:28:27 PM »
I haven't seen him since the LBI.
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Hey sexy mama, wanna kill all humans?
Greg Nog
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« Reply #1955 on: Feb 11, 2007, 04:22:35 PM »
I saw him in a bar, TWICE.

Oh, and also I saw his brother.

Beat that, y'all.
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Wally
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« Reply #1956 on: Feb 11, 2007, 04:29:22 PM »
I had loud obnoxious sex with him on the pool table of a pub in East London, but that was a few months ago and we've both grown as people since then.

Beat it? I almost killed it.
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Greg Nog
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« Reply #1957 on: Feb 11, 2007, 04:30:32 PM »
I read a book he recommended.  Eh?  Eh?

Okay, I lose.
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lucky strike
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« Reply #1958 on: Feb 11, 2007, 06:33:09 PM »
Quote from: "Wally"
I had loud obnoxious sex
as did i
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lucky strike
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« Reply #1959 on: Feb 11, 2007, 06:35:59 PM »
here's something i dig:

Quote from: "El_Josharino"
You want to listen to folk rock, I'm saying why don't we listen to folk rock.


in response:
Quote from: "coldforge"
funk.
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Wally
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« Reply #1960 on: Feb 11, 2007, 06:36:34 PM »
Quote from: "lucky strike"
Quote from: "Wally"
I had loud obnoxious sex
as did i

well yes, I was speaking for us both. If you don't want me to do this, all you have to do is say.
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lucky strike
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« Reply #1961 on: Feb 11, 2007, 06:37:47 PM »
don't worry! i'll tell you when
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Wally
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« Reply #1962 on: Feb 11, 2007, 06:39:21 PM »
Edge of my seat cupcake, edge of my freakin seat.
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diesel_powered
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« Reply #1963 on: Feb 11, 2007, 06:52:10 PM »
I totally read that as "foreskin seat".
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she had me at "let's make a sandwich"
girl
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« Reply #1964 on: Feb 11, 2007, 07:01:40 PM »
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I totally read that as "foreskin seat".


Random trivia:  The barstools in Aristotle Onassis' yacht are covered in whale foreskin.  If I can find a picture, I'll edit it in.

edit:

Somehow that's not how I remember the barstools looking, though. . . maybe they've been redone.
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this is a story and you're not in it
Wally
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« Reply #1965 on: Feb 11, 2007, 07:06:36 PM »
OMG CHRIS BROUGHT A CAMERA! THAT BITCH!
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diesel_powered
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« Reply #1966 on: Feb 11, 2007, 09:57:42 PM »
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Quote from: "diesel_powered"
I totally read that as "foreskin seat".


Random trivia:  The barstools in Aristotle Onassis' yacht are covered in whale foreskin.  If I can find a picture, I'll edit it in.

edit:

Somehow that's not how I remember the barstools looking, though. . . maybe they've been redone.


Maybe they got circumcised?
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she had me at "let's make a sandwich"
Good Intentions
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« Reply #1967 on: Feb 11, 2007, 11:03:08 PM »
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Me and some friends once started a private investigation agency. We were in a our teens at the time and couldn't drive so it was a major bitch to walk all the way across the city to check out a crime scene. Plus, I don't think we ever really got our due, I mean, sure, we figured out why the skull at the local museum kept yammering or why the mummy at same museum whispered, but did we get the kudos for busting that child porn ring, or that sex trade operating out of Borneo, or catching Bill O'Reilly at it with a loofer, of course we fucking didn't. We could've stopped that illegal war, but we thought "no that'll learn 'em".

Anyway I think Pete operates some amateur wrestling organisation down south, and Jupiter now works for Mega Memory or some shit, and I'm a freakin' librarian.
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milesofsparks
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« Reply #1968 on: Feb 12, 2007, 01:51:34 PM »
Quote from: "Greg Nog"
do some yo-yo tricks until everyone's too dazzled to question you.


I think this is my new all-purpose back-up plan.  I'm off to the yo-yo store...
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With some of my research and knowledge I am a little sure about it.
Lalitree
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« Reply #1969 on: Feb 12, 2007, 03:03:47 PM »
Thread continued at:

Quotables II: Quote HARDER
http://lastplanetojakarta.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=7866

(closing this one to ease some strain on the database)  Very Happy
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