Alcohol

[FreddyKnuckles]

nah, I'm rollin how you're rollin

I drank my last two heffe's
my last three rolling rocks

now I'm down to G&T and we gonna party like its our bifday

[rockmeamadeus]

Well alright man let's do this thing, I got the rest of this glass of bourbon, and then I break into the Bushmills. I am excited for this event.

[FreddyKnuckles]

well, I got like 3/4 a bottle of gordon's gin.  and after that 9/10's a bottle of gordon's vodka.  so I don't think I wanna play this game baby.

I have to wake up at 4:30 tomorrow.  That ain't fun

I'm figurin' one more g&T then its beddy bye

[FreddyKnuckles]

what're you doin'

I'm playing nba street original for ps2

[YojimboMonkey]

I am drinking... the last of my Jack Daniels.

...I got the rest of this glass of bourbon...

Man, tell me you're talking about two different things there, 'cause if you think that shit is bourbon no wonder you have a dim view of it.

I'll tell you what, you take a look all over that there bottle of Jack, and you tell me if you see the word "bourbon" anywhere on it.

[rockmeamadeus]

I am playing Ocarina of Time on N64 which makes me about twice as nerdy as you at this particular point in time.

However I am doing so with Sam Adams to the left of me, and a bottle of bourbon to the right. If there were babes then I would be a commercial for Cool.

[FreddyKnuckles]

aw dawg, that was me 6 months ago, 'cept I was playing that shit drunk on an n64 emulator on my pc.  THAT SHIT AINT RIGHT.


I'm bored of street, I'm a find somepin else a play.

[theartlessmonster]

half a bottle of wine and a "santa's little helper" egg not drinky brandy spiked eggnog. with a bar of chocolate, to stir in. oh yeah i'm a little brandied up. but i had a nice time, took a friend out for a little celebration dinner. and it came in a santa mug! how cute is that???

[rockmeamadeus]

Jimbo alright alright, I gotcha, I know the difference between tennessee and straight up bourbon, charcoal filters natch.

I don't dislike bourbon! I love all whiskeys, you'd have to be a fool not to! I have my favorites, and none of them are sour mash, but I still love me a glass of tennessee or bourbon every once in a while. SINCE YOU ARE FORCING THE DISTINCTION.

[YojimboMonkey]

I AM

I was at a wedding reception a few months ago and nearly got into a fistfight with a bartender when I asked for bourbon and he offered me JD instead.  I POSTED ABOUT IT IN THE ANNOYED THREAD.  I GUESS YOU MISSED IT.

Good bourbon is among the best things one can imbibe.  Irish whiskey is also very good.  Scotch is a fine thing.  I'm down with Rye.  I can even stomach a Canadian occasionally.  But Tennessee whiskey is where I draw the fucking line.

[Black Amnesia of Heaven]

I am playing Ocarina of Time on N64 which makes me about twice as nerdy as you at this particular point in time.

However I am doing so with Sam Adams to the left of me, and a bottle of bourbon to the right. If there were babes then I would be a commercial for Cool.

You had me at "ocarina."

[alistarr*]

yeah, me too.

[alistarr*]

tonight i am going to need some heavy assistance from our legal drug of choice, as i meet my friend in town to play some pool. he's currently leading 79-69 in a series we've had running for almost three years now (opportunities for pool being all too rare of late) and it's first to 87 so i'm severely running out of time if i want to catch up. plus, i suck at pool and imbibing a rather precise amount of alcohol is my only hope at victory.

45 minutes til i leave work, three hours til the first rack. i figure i can get the requisite pint and a half in me before then. if not i'm just fcuked.

[elpollodiablo]

Don't they throw you out of the country if you can't drink a pint and a half in three hours?

[diesel_powered]

If not, they should.

[alistarr*]

a pint in ten seconds is the commonly accepted measure of (im)maturity in my own circle of teenage friends, but tonight for sports purposes i have to just get up to the right hint of alcohol content and maintain it. otherwise my pool playing will be even more for shit than it will anyway.

[rockmeamadeus]

More than a pint and a half will waste you enough to not be able to play billiards.

Man, I can't even hope to win a game unless I've had 4.

[alistarr*]

well, i can't play pool sober - i'm pretty sure the pint and a half thing is a placebo, but if it works i'm not gonna change it at this late stage in the game.

[elpollodiablo]

More than a pint and a half will waste you enough to not be able to play billiards.

Probably another sure way to lose is to wear that dress with the really loose sleeves all getting in the way of your shot.

[diesel_powered]

More than a pint and a half will waste you enough to not be able to play billiards.

Man, I can't even hope to win a game unless I've had 4.

QFT.

Last weekend I figured out that it takes 3/4 of a bottle of wine before I can play decent pool. Then I make all kinds of nutso shots. But before that? Shite.

[alistarr*]

More than a pint and a half will waste you enough to not be able to play billiards.

Probably another sure way to lose is to wear that dress with the really loose sleeves all getting in the way of your shot.

it's my hair getting in the way that's the real problem. it's just so damned luxuriant.

[Andrew_TSKS]

More than a pint and a half will waste you enough to not be able to play billiards.

Probably another sure way to lose is to wear that dress with the really loose sleeves all getting in the way of your shot.

it's my hair getting in the way that's the real problem. it's just so damned luxuriant.

if there are any haters in the audience tonight with no one to hate on, feel free to hate on me. go ahead, tell me my hair ain't luxurious. when you KNOW THAT IT IS!

[YojimboMonkey]

'sup Andrew, welcome to the alcohol thread.  There's a 2 drink minimum here but don't worry, I'll drink yours.

[mountmccabe]

Good bourbon is among the best things one can imbibe.  Irish whiskey is also very good.  Scotch is a fine thing.  I'm down with Rye.  I can even stomach a Canadian occasionally.  But Tennessee whiskey is where I draw the fucking line.

If you aren't planning on using that as your epitaph do you think I could use it as mine?  Not that I'm in need of one just yet.


OT: I like Fat Tire's 2 Below Ale.  It's not 2 below here (about 40 F) but it feels close enough because I am weak.

[rockmeamadeus]

You guys... IT'S WHISKEY!

Don't get snobby about this! There are finer hiskeys and there are less fine whiskeys, but if I was in a bind I would drink basement corn whiskey from a dirty jar and I WOULD LOVE IT.

(obv. whiskeys are different but stop with the hateration on Tennessee. It is my least favorite TYPE of whiskey, but at least it's not vodka.)