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The_Tourist
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« Reply #75 on: Apr 01, 2006, 05:55:22 PM »
the one time i drank early times i woke up feeling dizzy...like i had a half empty gallon of milk for a head.


...but the drinking started at 5pm and ended around 2am with me drinking some awful combination of the little bit of booze left in all the bottles. i think it consisted of tequila, sangria, apple puckers, and some pepsi, so i guess i can't blame the early times.
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« Reply #76 on: Apr 01, 2006, 06:33:29 PM »
the best way to rite college psper is while DRUNK!!
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cold before sunrise
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« Reply #77 on: Apr 01, 2006, 08:44:29 PM »
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I've never experienced the tastebuds thing either, but I have a friend who claims that she can't tell the difference between rail alcohol and...uh, not-rail? in mixed drinks, which leads to many scornful looks from her if we are out together and I request Maker's Mark or Grey Goose or something. I have found, and I have no idea if this is even scientifically possible, that the shittier the rail alcohol the worse my hangover the next day. Perhaps the alcohol-responding part of my brain is a total fucking snob?


the mean aftertaste and intensified hang-over are from impurities in lower grade jazz. use a brita water filter to clean out cheaper brands for the bar staple at house parties, or if you're liquor pig.
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« Reply #78 on: Apr 01, 2006, 08:48:33 PM »
Is anybody else a George Dickel fan?
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Greg Nog
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« Reply #79 on: Apr 04, 2006, 10:02:37 PM »
After all the mojito talk earlier today, I just made myself a "Mojito a la Jerry-Rig", out of the ingredients I happened to have on hand:

2 oz Jarritos lemon soda
1.5 oz scotch
1 oz lime juice
.5 oz creme de menthe

It's... something.
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Greg Nog
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« Reply #80 on: Apr 10, 2006, 11:16:53 PM »
Scene: my apartment, last night, when coldforge sees a bottle of Kahlua on my shelf.

coldforge:  Hey, let's all drink White Russians!

Greg Nog:  Well, I don't think I have any milk.

coldforge:  Oh.  Well, let's all drink Black Russians!

Greg Nog:  Yeah.  Although, no wait, I don't have any vodka either.

coldforge:  Oh.

(pause)

coldforge:  Let's all take turns taking swigs from that bottle of Kahlua.
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milly balgeary
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« Reply #81 on: Apr 10, 2006, 11:21:22 PM »
Quote from: "Greg Nog"
Scene: my apartment, last night, when coldforge sees a bottle of Kahlua on my shelf.

coldforge:  Hey, let's all drink White Russians!

Greg Nog:  Well, I don't think I have any milk.

coldforge:  Oh.  Well, let's all drink Black Russians!

Greg Nog:  Yeah.  Although, no wait, I don't have any vodka either.

coldforge:  Oh.

(pause)

coldforge:  Let's all take turns taking swigs from that bottle of Kahlua.


You guys talk about your relationship off-line a lot?
Don't be Heath Ledger's character in BrokeBack, Greg Nog. Fuck him!
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Greg Nog
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« Reply #82 on: Apr 10, 2006, 11:24:12 PM »
Really, the relationship's more "Reign of Fire" than "Brokeback Mountain".

I'M THE DRAGON
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milly balgeary
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« Reply #83 on: Apr 10, 2006, 11:33:17 PM »
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Really, the relationship's more "Reign of Fire" than "Brokeback Mountain".

I'M THE DRAGON


If you ever bring up that movie again, I'm shaving your silicone tits off and feeding them to your "buddy" coldforge.

DUDE, but I gotta give you some CRED. What the fuck are you thinking, bringing up Reign of Fire? What insanity pills are you eatin?
That's HILARIOUS. Nobody Talks about Reign of Fire. We who saw it were supposed to swear a Fight Club-like bargain over it.
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milly balgeary
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« Reply #84 on: Apr 10, 2006, 11:33:52 PM »
Don't "talk" about Reign of Fire.
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milly balgeary
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« Reply #85 on: Apr 10, 2006, 11:37:44 PM »
Did "no one" see what Greg Nog did? We who watched ROF are NEVER supposed to bring it up. Dieblue, you would KNOW if anyone.
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popsicle
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« Reply #86 on: Apr 11, 2006, 12:55:16 AM »
i can't be bothered to read this entire thread, but the best drink recipies only involve one ingredient
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« Reply #87 on: Apr 11, 2006, 01:05:36 AM »
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i can't be bothered to read this entire thread, but the best drink recipies only involve one ingredient


That ingredient is love.
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popsicle
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« Reply #88 on: Apr 11, 2006, 01:07:20 AM »
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Quote from: "popsicle"
i can't be bothered to read this entire thread, but the best drink recipies only involve one ingredient


That ingredient is love.


i want to make this thread NSFW *SO BAD*
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Lucy
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« Reply #89 on: Apr 11, 2006, 01:24:05 AM »
whiskey is like magic medicine that makes me throat feel better, at least until tomorrow. awesome.
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« Reply #90 on: Apr 11, 2006, 01:30:26 AM »
When my friends have strep I tell them to drink whiskey because it will numb their throat and kill the germs in it. I think that is probably bad/untrue advice.
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Lucy
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« Reply #91 on: Apr 11, 2006, 01:32:22 AM »
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When my friends have strep I tell them to drink whiskey because it will numb their throat and kill the germs in it. I think that is probably bad/untrue advice.


right now i don't care. it feels good, and i'm drowning in water, tea, and cranberry juice. fuck that!
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dieblucasdie
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« Reply #92 on: Apr 11, 2006, 02:20:15 AM »
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That's HILARIOUS. Nobody Talks about Reign of Fire. We who saw it were supposed to swear a Fight Club-like bargain over it.


We few, we happy few

Thanks LPTJ for reminding me of the existence of "The Phantom," "Reign of Fire," and "Joe's Apartment" all in one day!
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boganlux
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« Reply #93 on: May 29, 2006, 03:11:00 AM »
Oatmeal Cookie

2 parts Jager
2 parts milk
1 part butterscotch schnapps
1 part cinnamon schnapps

Next, what about rum? How much difference is there between the cheap stuff and the more expensive stuff? What delicious drinks involve it?
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JamesSchneider
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« Reply #94 on: May 29, 2006, 07:34:25 AM »
Quote from: "C of heartbreak"
Quote from: "popsicle"
i can't be bothered to read this entire thread, but the best drink recipies only involve one ingredient


That ingredient is love.


Not too sure, but I think that the ingredient is bourbon.
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Greg Nog
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« Reply #95 on: Aug 03, 2006, 08:16:06 PM »
My apartment may be hot, but my glass of scotch is nice and cool.

I can't afford any expensive single-malts these days, but Cutty Sark is doing the job all right.
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El_Josharino
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« Reply #96 on: Aug 03, 2006, 08:23:31 PM »
My glass of G&T is also nice and cool.  It's also making me play "I Touch Myself" on the ol' acoustic.
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Router
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« Reply #97 on: Aug 03, 2006, 08:25:24 PM »
Quote from: "Greg Nog"
My apartment may be hot, but my glass of scotch is nice and cool.

I can't afford any expensive single-malts these days, but Cutty Sark is doing the job all right.


I used to think, and to some degree will always secretly think, that Cutty Sark sounds like it should be the name of the street-smart, tough, yet sensitive prostitute/barmaid/wench in some fantasy novel or 17th century piracy movie. Seriously, I mean, "Cutty." How can you take that seriously as a type of alcohol.
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Greg Nog
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« Reply #98 on: Aug 03, 2006, 08:30:45 PM »
I take 'im seriously 'cuz 'e taught me 'ow to line me pockets, 'e did.

With a quick hand and a clever wit, 'e said, and 'e was not wrong.
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« Reply #99 on: Aug 03, 2006, 08:31:00 PM »
Quote from: "El_Josharino"
My glass of G&T is also nice and cool.

This part makes me jealous.  I'd love a nice G&T right now!
Quote from: "El_Josharino"
It's also making me play "I Touch Myself" on the ol' acoustic.

This part is just weird.  :wink:
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