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betsytopower
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« Reply #125 on: Jul 28, 2006, 11:50:04 PM »
"i haven't talked to him in a long time.  how's he doing?"
"mike?  he's great!  he's like, a slumlord in bakersfield now."
"man, remember how much shit he used to carry around in his pockets?"
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Nick Ink
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« Reply #126 on: Jul 28, 2006, 11:53:31 PM »
"교수방법이나 그 외 영어관련 이야기를 하고 싶으신가요?"

"아래 해당 질문을 클릭하시면 원하시는 정보를 얻을 수 있습니다."

"교수방법 관련 자료를 다운로드하고 싶으신가요?"

"여기에 자료들을 이용하시려면 회원가입을 하셔야 합니다."
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Greg Nog
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« Reply #127 on: Jul 30, 2006, 08:27:39 PM »
Quote from: "Nick Ink"
"?????? ? ? ???? ???? ?? ??????"

"?? ?? ??? ????? ???? ??? ?? ? ????."

"???? ?? ??? ?????? ??????"

"??? ???? ?????? ????? ??? ???."


LOL QFT
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dreamofsammy
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« Reply #128 on: Jul 30, 2006, 10:04:16 PM »
overheard on the back of a bus, downtown:

"you know what I realized the other day when I was on acid?"

didn't hear how it ended but I'm sure it was enlightening
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jebreject
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« Reply #129 on: Jul 30, 2006, 10:45:18 PM »
Quote from: "dreamofsammy"
overheard on the back of a bus, downtown:

"you know what I realized the other day when I was on acid?"

didn't hear how it ended but I'm sure it was enlightening


or, more likely, very trite
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silentsigh89
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« Reply #130 on: Jul 30, 2006, 10:51:30 PM »
in the supermarket today, two very bronzed and made up ladies were discussing their sons and the colleges that were after them.

"St. Joseph's is being VERY agressive!"
"hmmm. really? Villanova is practically walking on water all OVER Stevey!!!"


we spent at least ten minutes trying to figure out exactly what that entailed, but we decided to just assume that they were working pretty hard.
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Heathcote
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« Reply #131 on: Jul 31, 2006, 04:59:07 PM »
Quote from: "Greg Nog"
Quote from: "Nick Ink"
"?????? ? ? ???? ???? ?? ??????"

"?? ?? ??? ????? ???? ??? ?? ? ????."

"???? ?? ??? ?????? ??????"

"??? ???? ?????? ????? ??? ???."


LOL QFT


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/QFT
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Ah_Pook
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« Reply #132 on: Jul 31, 2006, 05:01:48 PM »
Quote from: "dreamofsammy"
overheard on the back of a bus, downtown:

"you know what I realized the other day when I was on acid?"

didn't hear how it ended but I'm sure it was enlightening


this reminds me of the best quote i have ever heard. me and some friends were wandering around walmart at like 4am one summer in high school, and there were randomly these two guys sitting out front tripping their asses off. one of them summed up the experience thusly: "It's like a big... it's like a big everything, man!"

this line is still quoted regularly in my group of friends.
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dieblucasdie
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« Reply #133 on: Jul 31, 2006, 05:04:16 PM »
So there was these two girls behind me at Silver Jews bitching about someone name Miles.  Eh?  Eh?  One of them was literally bitching about him leaving the toilet seat up.  I was like WTF is this an "Evening at the Improv" set?

Then they started talking about how they want to play bass like Cassie, "it's really easy."  hmmm.
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SPACERACE
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« Reply #134 on: Jul 31, 2006, 05:10:02 PM »
Quote from: "silentsigh89"
in the supermarket today, two very bronzed and made up ladies were discussing their sons and the colleges that were after them.

"St. Joseph's is being VERY agressive!"
"hmmm. really? Villanova is practically walking on water all OVER Stevey!!!"


we spent at least ten minutes trying to figure out exactly what that entailed, but we decided to just assume that they were working pretty hard.

i'd have tackled them both if i were you. supermarket security is always easy to outrun.
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elpollodiablo
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« Reply #135 on: Jul 31, 2006, 05:32:12 PM »
"THESE GINGERSNAPS ARE NOT DELICIOUS."
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Andrew_TSKS
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« Reply #136 on: Jul 31, 2006, 06:12:22 PM »
Quote from: "silentsigh89"
in the supermarket today, two very bronzed and made up ladies were discussing their sons and the colleges that were after them.

"St. Joseph's is being VERY agressive!"
"hmmm. really? Villanova is practically walking on water all OVER Stevey!!!"


we spent at least ten minutes trying to figure out exactly what that entailed, but we decided to just assume that they were working pretty hard.


yeah, dude, usually i can unpack mixed metaphors pretty well, but this one is way over my head.
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El_Josharino
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« Reply #137 on: Jul 31, 2006, 06:58:30 PM »
Sunday at P-fork:

Some guy to female companion:  "I've been finding all this really great string at this thing.  I haven't found as much today as yesterday, though."  (pulls huge clump of string out of pocket) "I don't even know what I'm going to DO with all this string.  I bet I could maybe make a net."

I was roffulated.
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Ah_Pook
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« Reply #138 on: Jul 31, 2006, 06:59:54 PM »
Quote from: "El_Josharino"
Sunday at P-fork:

Some guy to female companion:  "I've been finding all this really great string at this thing.  I haven't found as much today as yesterday, though."  (pulls huge clump of string out of pocket) "I don't even know what I'm going to DO with all this string.  I bet I could maybe make a net."

I was roffulated.


oh man
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Heathcote
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« Reply #139 on: Aug 02, 2006, 06:37:58 AM »
Quote from: "Ah_Pook"
Quote from: "El_Josharino"
Sunday at P-fork:

Some guy to female companion:  "I've been finding all this really great string at this thing.  I haven't found as much today as yesterday, though."  (pulls huge clump of string out of pocket) "I don't even know what I'm going to DO with all this string.  I bet I could maybe make a net."

I was roffulated.


oh man


 Surprised  Surprised  Very Happy  Very Happy That's the best thing i've read in a long while
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heather marie
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« Reply #140 on: Aug 09, 2006, 08:56:45 PM »
I just overheard some sorority girl talking about how she used to be ugly but then got hot and is ugly again, saying that she lost her "photogenicity" -- that pretty much made me lolz and want to die all at once.
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db
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« Reply #141 on: Jan 02, 2007, 07:47:35 PM »
Whilest getting a hair cut:

Hairdresser: "Oh, have you ever seen that... oh, what's her name?..... Maya Angelou when she's on Oprah?"

Customer: "No. What does she do?"

Hairdresser: "Well, I don't really know, but she wears a turban and gives good advice."
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theartlessmonster
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« Reply #142 on: Jan 02, 2007, 09:42:20 PM »
My neighbors:

Woman: We spent way too much on your parents dog for Christmas
Man: *silence*
Woman: Did you SEE what they sent Penny (thier dog)?
Man: *some kind of cavemanish grunt* uuhn
Woman: *pissed off sigh*

I had no idea people even exchanged dog gifts let alone get all pissy when the giving was not equivilent to the getting.
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Aglaya
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« Reply #143 on: Jan 02, 2007, 10:03:19 PM »
What my co-worker likes to randomly say in bars to try to make people think they're overhearing a weird conversation:
"As long as our balls don't touch!"
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plainenglish
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« Reply #144 on: Jan 02, 2007, 10:20:23 PM »
Manhattan, we're walking north, two women are walking south, one of them talking and slamming her hands together in a very agressive manner. As we pass them, we hear her say:

"You know when you're fucking..."
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girl
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« Reply #145 on: Jan 02, 2007, 10:47:07 PM »
Quote from: "theartlessmonster"
My neighbors:

Woman: We spent way too much on your parents dog for Christmas
Man: *silence*
Woman: Did you SEE what they sent Penny (thier dog)?
Man: *some kind of cavemanish grunt* uuhn
Woman: *pissed off sigh*

I had no idea people even exchanged dog gifts let alone get all pissy when the giving was not equivilent to the getting.

People are insane.  Especially dog owners.  I wrote a letter about it in December.
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cool banana
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« Reply #146 on: Jan 03, 2007, 02:19:51 AM »
[A man is waterblasting the roof of the building next to my office. Two of the girls I work with were discussing this new development as he was not wearing a top.]

Girl 1: I wonder why they're waterblasting. Maybe they're painting?
Girl 2: Maybe there's a leak.
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Augo
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« Reply #147 on: Jul 03, 2007, 12:24:03 PM »
At Bob's Supermarket, while searching through apples on the other side of the produce aisle, 15 minutes ago:

Old fella:  Let's get some bananas
Old lady:  We haven't had bananas in our house for over ten years now, I'm not about to start getting them now.
Old fella:  Hmph! *Grabs bananas
                       This bundle looks pretty fresh!
Old lady: Put the bananas down, Hank!!


I really couldn't believe it.
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Aglaya
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« Reply #148 on: Jul 03, 2007, 01:06:23 PM »
Quote from: Augo on Jul 03, 2007, 12:24:03 PM
At Bob's Supermarket, while searching through apples on the other side of the produce aisle, 15 minutes ago:

Old fella:  Let's get some bananas
Old lady:  We haven't had bananas in our house for over ten years now, I'm not about to start getting them now.
Old fella:  Hmph! *Grabs bananas
                       This bundle looks pretty fresh!
Old lady: Put the bananas down, Hank!!


I really couldn't believe it.
Old people are fucking awesome sometimes.
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Greg Nog
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« Reply #149 on: Jul 05, 2007, 03:05:07 AM »
I just got back from family time in NH.

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Greek Aunt:  (squeezing my upper arm between forefinger and thumb)  Have you been eating enough?
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Yiayia:  (to my sister)  Oh, look at this.  Your hair.  Is your hair getting thin like your mother's?
Sister:  Uh, well, it's probably because I blow-dried it today, so it looks straighter.
Yiayia:  No, it looks thin.
Sister:  Um.  I think it's just how it looks today.
Yiayia:  It's so thin!
(a few minutes later)
Yiayia:  You should visit me more.
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Aunt 1:  Did you get those paintings that Margie did?
Aunt 2:  What, of those jugs?
Aunt 3:  I thought Jan got the jugs.
Aunt 2:  No, I got the chest.
Aunt 1:  Who got the jugs, then?
Aunt 2:  I don't know.  I got that big chest.
Inside my head:  HOW THE FUCK IS NO ONE MAKING A JOKE ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW
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Mom:  You want some crackers?  They're like Saltines, but they don't have salt on them.
Dad:  Tines?
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