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alexandra
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« Reply #150 on: Feb 17, 2006, 01:36:30 PM »
AHAHAHAHAH!
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Andrew_TSKS
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« Reply #151 on: Feb 17, 2006, 02:40:56 PM »
what is all this about bloody polyps and shower sex? i wanna hear the story!
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« Reply #152 on: Feb 17, 2006, 02:42:14 PM »
Damn... Dave is never going to live that bloody polyp sex story down.
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« Reply #153 on: Feb 17, 2006, 02:42:42 PM »
I don't think we're gonna have that out on the board, but ask Dave.

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« Reply #154 on: Feb 17, 2006, 02:43:38 PM »
It's not like he wants to. He has a number of business cards with it written on the back.
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« Reply #155 on: Feb 17, 2006, 02:44:10 PM »
Yeah, considering the reaction to that story on #LPTJ, I can't say that whole story would go over well.

#LPTJ. Where LPTJ gets freaky.
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« Reply #156 on: Feb 17, 2006, 02:44:18 PM »
Yeah, can we not?  There's a reason I bring it up in IRC and not here.
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« Reply #157 on: Feb 17, 2006, 02:54:56 PM »
#LPTJ. Where Dave gets freaky.
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« Reply #158 on: Feb 17, 2006, 03:01:57 PM »
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#LPTJ. Where Dave gets freaky.


He's not the only one, and thank god for that.

I think I've got laid in there more times then I have in the last eight months of real life.

And there's a lot less clean up involved.
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« Reply #159 on: Feb 17, 2006, 03:10:27 PM »
wow.

it's all good, i don't really need to know.
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« Reply #160 on: Feb 17, 2006, 03:14:57 PM »
What happens in #LPTJ stays in #LPTJ.
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« Reply #161 on: Feb 17, 2006, 03:35:39 PM »
or we all just make jokes about it on actual lptj and make everyone feel awkward.

Very Happy

either way!
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« Reply #162 on: Feb 17, 2006, 03:38:29 PM »
Shhh!

Nobody has to know that all we do is talk about computer geek stuff... Let them think it's nothing but lurid sex!
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« Reply #163 on: Feb 17, 2006, 03:43:47 PM »
For some people lurid sex and computer geek stuff are forever entwined like a serpant round an annoying childs head.
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« Reply #164 on: Feb 17, 2006, 03:45:12 PM »
Not me mind you, I never have the foggiest as to what is going on.
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« Reply #165 on: Feb 17, 2006, 03:52:26 PM »
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For some people lurid sex and computer geek stuff are forever entwined like a serpant round an annoying childs head.


Or your tongue around my.....




What happens in #LPTJ stays in #LPTJ.
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« Reply #166 on: Feb 17, 2006, 03:52:28 PM »
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For some people lurid sex and computer geek stuff are forever entwined like a serpant round an annoying childs head.


i'd chat up the right computer.

i have licked one, in a sexual manner before.

holla back!
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« Reply #167 on: Feb 17, 2006, 04:01:48 PM »
Are you ready for my 17 inches of THROBBING POWERbook?
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« Reply #168 on: Feb 17, 2006, 04:12:24 PM »
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For some people lurid sex and computer geek stuff are forever entwined like a serpant round an annoying childs head.


i'd chat up the right computer.

i have licked one, in a sexual manner before.

holla back!



So the question I ask is whether it's possible to lick a computer in a way that isn't sexual.

I run my tongue along my laptop. I run it down the milky mouse. I let it hallocuinate the hardrive with it's spittle. If you vary your lapping speed to fit the changes in speed of your internet connection, the machine will squeeeee.
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« Reply #169 on: Apr 11, 2006, 11:14:14 PM »
Wow, The House of the Dead indeed.
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« Reply #170 on: Apr 12, 2006, 10:26:32 PM »
Wally, I want you to lick my love pump.
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