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Chet
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« on: Dec 16, 2005, 06:41:15 AM »
I saw this in the used section of my local record store yesterday, and even though I have a fully blown phobia of snakes, like I can't even stand to see them on TV, I will have to watch this



Plot Synopsis: After an overly ambitious businessman transports an 80-foot python to the United States, the beast escapes and starts to leave behind a trail of human victims. An FBI agent and a snake specialist come up with a plot to combat the creature by pitting it against a bioengineered, 70-foot boa constrictor. It's two great snakes that snake great together!

Someone please tell me that they have seen this.
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davy
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« Reply #1 on: Dec 16, 2005, 07:55:17 AM »
YES!!

when we got this movie at the video store i used to work at, we hurried to play it on the TV behind the counter--which faces the customers--because we thought it was going to be a super-cheesy teenage mutant ninja turtles-style romp.

what we saw, almost immediately, was full frontal nudity and graphic violence.

misleading cover, that.

but  yes. completely awesome-tastic.
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Chet
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« Reply #2 on: Dec 16, 2005, 08:29:43 AM »
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what we saw, almost immediately, was full frontal nudity and graphic violence.
Okay, if I wasn't sold before I most certainly I am now.
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heather marie
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« Reply #3 on: Dec 16, 2005, 08:37:06 AM »
c'mon, chet.. "full frontal nudity" with names like "boa" and "python" ..are you sure this is the kind of movie you want to see?
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Chet
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« Reply #4 on: Dec 16, 2005, 08:46:02 AM »
Hey, I hear the lead actress is a playboy model! I'm a manly man. I'm all about (fake) tits and ass. Now give me a beer.
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jebreject
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« Reply #5 on: Dec 16, 2005, 10:16:35 AM »
I totally read "BOA VS. PYNCHON" which would have made for a more interesting movie, I think.
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elpollodiablo
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« Reply #6 on: Dec 16, 2005, 10:17:02 AM »
Nah. Pynchon fights dirty.
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Gracelette
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« Reply #7 on: Dec 16, 2005, 10:19:43 AM »
Chet, I totally have a phobia of snakes too but, y'know, when they reach 70ft, you just got to go along with it, I reckon.

that looks like a wonderful piece of cinema for sure

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Maaik
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« Reply #8 on: Dec 16, 2005, 10:20:25 AM »
The lone comment on this movie on IMDB is fucking choice:

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Adam Kendrick's portrayal of a British casino owner-cum-big game hunter is spot on. He even got the flame-thrower action just right! I know a lot of casino owners-cum-big game hunters who have seen this film, and they all say he got it.


Oh, and the Playmate's name is Angel Boris.  Fantastic.  I'm going to have to visit my local trashy video rental place post haste.
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SPACERACE
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« Reply #9 on: Dec 16, 2005, 10:44:28 AM »
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Nah. Pynchon fights dirty.

not dirty enough to win against a big fuckin snake.
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elpollodiablo
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« Reply #10 on: Dec 16, 2005, 12:31:17 PM »
Like...


OROBORUS?
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jordanmichael
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« Reply #11 on: Dec 16, 2005, 06:21:09 PM »
actually, this is the greatest movie of all time
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Ah_Pook
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« Reply #12 on: Dec 16, 2005, 06:41:10 PM »
ghostbusters obv
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jebreject
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« Reply #13 on: Dec 16, 2005, 07:01:02 PM »
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ghostbusters obv


IAWTC
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polkadotchickens
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« Reply #14 on: Dec 18, 2005, 12:46:55 AM »
no, THIS is the best movie of all time.



directed by peter jackson.
i really want to see a label on a copy of it somewhere that says "by the academy-award-winning director..."
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