Sandwiches!

[SPACERACE]

you eating some RACISM BREAD or something?

[martin_van_buren]

I figured that at least my bread should be fighting miscegenation. The ketchup's certainly not doing its part.

[SPACERACE]

you ought to get some





oops! i'm a commie!  

[diesel_powered]

It had bologna (Oscar Meyer's, beef) and ketchup (Heinz, tomato) and bread (Home Pride, white). The temperature of the bread (cold) left something to be desired, but overall it was an enjoyable sandwich.

That's oscar MAYER, foo'.

And my bologna ain't down with your honkey bread.

[RoyBiggins]

1) At dinner last night, I asked for some catsup.  My friend's dad says "Ooh.  We're out.  Unless you want some of that republican stuff, but I don't know how long it keeps.  It's really for show."  I thought that was funny.

2) Chicken salad on a croissant is amazing.  Really amazing.  There's a place here in town called Mary's Market, and they have the best chicken salad I've ever eaten, with all kinds of fancy stuff in it.

3) I think that a nacho sandwich could (and maybe should) be a very seperate entity from a burrito.

[RoyBiggins]

BoingBoing posted a thing today about the world's most expensive sandwich.  Here's the link:

http://www.boingboing.net/2006/04/13/worlds_most_expensiv.html

what I can't get is that, according to both BoingBoing and the BBC article they cite, the sandwich has foie gras, some rare japanese beef, and among other toppings, "rocket" on it.  WTF is rocket if not a spacecraft or firework??

If I was in London, I would probably drop the 89 pounds on the sandwich.  I don't really have that kind of money, but c'mon!

[Bogle]

Rocket is arugula, a salad green.

[Bogle]

Nevermind it's inventor, why would you call your £85 sandwich the McDonald?

[SPACERACE]

it sounded fuckin' delicious.

[Greg Nog]

If I was in London, I would probably drop the 89 pounds on the sandwich.  I don't really have that kind of money, but c'mon!

You know, stemming from my fascination with trying new foods, I thought the same thing: "Oh man oh man I gotta get that someday."  But then I realized that for all its expense, the sandwich probably doesn't taste as extraordinary as it oughtta.  And that I could probably make something fairly similar if I was willing to do a little shopping in gourmet supermarkets.  Which I might just do, as sort of a soft "fuck you" to the London upper-crust.

[Andrew_TSKS]

dudes, what about that hamburger that weighed 20 pounds or whatever? anyone know what i'm talking about? i barely remember much of anything about it, but i know it had like 3 tomatoes and a head of lettuce on it as toppings.

[SPACERACE]

given a large enough work surface, i would love to do that.

[milly balgeary]

I challenge Greg Nog and Reese to eat a raw pork sandwich.

[The_Tourist]

I challenge Greg Nog and Reese to eat a raw pork sandwich.

mmmm...parasites

[Greg Nog]

Pork has trichinosis, so I guess that's where I draw the line.

If it's gross enough for the Jews and Muslims, it's gross enough for me.

[andronicus]

open-face sandwich composed of raw pork + raw chicken + refrigerated sausage gravy!  That is the new LPTJ challenge.

[milly balgeary]

I challenge Greg Nog and Reese to eat a raw pork sandwich.

mmmm...parasites

They like parasites; haven't you seen the cannibal sandwich photos?



This is a googled image of a Raw Pork and Onion sandwich. MMMM. Delicious. C'mon guyz. TEST it. Don't listen to Tourist's crunk fucking ass. It's your job: as food tasters. Reese is making one right now I think.

What the fuck, it's the dude from James Bond who has metal teeth. Stick a lampshade in those motherfuckers! That'll stop this nigga 'fore he does a karate

[Lucy]

oh, barf. can we go back to talking about happy things like chicken salad on croissants??

[The_Tourist]

I challenge Greg Nog and Reese to eat a raw pork sandwich.

mmmm...parasites

They like parasites; haven't you seen the cannibal sandwich photos?

the cannibal sammich lacks these little guys...

[FreddyKnuckles]

I could probably do it.

I'd want it prepared by a chef or something. . .

I've eaten beef tartar and also accidentally raw chicken... I could probably handle raw pork. Wait.  
 Isn't that what proscuitto is?  raw cured ham?  I've eaten raw cured ham.

[milly balgeary]

Pork has trichinosis, so I guess that's where I draw the line.

If it's gross enough for the Jews and Muslims, it's gross enough for me.

Yeah but as established previously you're neither Jew nor Muslim. You're a magic-user or something. C'mon dawg. It's up to you to taste-test this. Throw some onions on it, it'll be delicious!

There's a lot of kids out there, expecting you to meet this challenge head to head.

No talk of trichinosis. Raw beef is dangerous for people who are handling it not wearing gloves, and you fed on that most voraciously. Grill some bread up, throw some onions on it, Wallah.

Be a hero to us who only like to eat candy.

[milly balgeary]

I could probably do it.

I'd want it prepared by a chef or something. . .

I've eaten beef tartar and also accidentally raw chicken... I could probably handle raw pork. Wait.  
 Isn't that what proscuitto is?  raw cured ham?  I've eaten raw cured ham.

I DOUBLE DARE YOU. WITH PICTURES.

[FreddyKnuckles]

I'll think about it... it won't be soon

[milly balgeary]

I challenge Greg Nog and Reese to eat a raw pork sandwich.

mmmm...parasites

They like parasites; haven't you seen the cannibal sandwich photos?

the cannibal sammich lacks these little guys...

Awwww, the hammered looking shit on its head is sooo cute! Do pet stores carry those?

[milly balgeary]

I'll think about it... it won't be soon

Consider it a TRIPLE DARE when you're ready. Make sure you have batteries for your camera. Such an action needs historical records.