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mackro
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« on: Oct 13, 2004, 06:08:55 PM »
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1013043mackris1.html

This is the most fascinating page-by-page Smoking Gun feature ever.  Period.   It just gets better and better.

By page 16:

"So anyway I'd be rubbing your big boobs and getting your nipples really hard, kinda' kissing your neck from behind... and then I would take the other hand with the falafel [sic] thing and I'd put it on your pussy but you'd have to do it really light, just kind of a tease business..."
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...which give it a colonic appeal and the awkward sense that you might be a suppository.
stephanie
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« Reply #1 on: Oct 13, 2004, 07:52:51 PM »
1.  "Little brown woman."
2.  I am never eating again, for fear that I will remember reading this and immediately throw up.
3.  Sweet Jesus, I Hate Bill O'Reilly, Intl.
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missy
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« Reply #2 on: Oct 14, 2004, 01:27:06 AM »
mmm falafel.
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jebreject
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« Reply #3 on: Oct 14, 2004, 02:30:30 AM »
barf.
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milly balgeary
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« Reply #4 on: Oct 14, 2004, 12:59:45 PM »
i kinda like bill's fantasies. the loofah thing is great!
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max
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« Reply #5 on: Oct 14, 2004, 02:15:17 PM »
In a perfect world he'll be sentenced to forever wear, in lieu of a scarlet A, a sign that says "Do as I say, not as I do."

I suspect there's more to this than at first appears, but whatever the case, what a dumb dick.
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Andrew_TSKS
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« Reply #6 on: Oct 14, 2004, 02:19:12 PM »
hah, anyone remember the sex scene from the novel he released in the late 90s, which was parodied repeatedly and mercilessly in al franken's "lies and the lying liars who tell them"?

this stuff reminds me of that.
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mackro
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« Reply #7 on: Oct 14, 2004, 02:29:30 PM »
What kinds of Mediterranean food were in that scene?
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...which give it a colonic appeal and the awkward sense that you might be a suppository.
Andrew_TSKS
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« Reply #8 on: Oct 14, 2004, 02:40:10 PM »
hahaha i don't remember, but there was definitely something like that going on. when i'm at home and have my copy of the book handy i'll report back.
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trailofmusic
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« Reply #9 on: Oct 14, 2004, 02:46:33 PM »
here it is:

"Ashley was now wearing only brief white panties. She had signaled her desire by removing her shirt and skirt, and by leaning back on the couch. She closed her eyes, concentrating on nothing but Shannon's tongue and lips. He gently teased her by licking the areas around her most sensitive erogenous zone. Then he slipped her panties down her legs and, within seconds, his tongue was inside her, moving rapidly."

- Bill O'Reilly
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Lalitree
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« Reply #10 on: Oct 14, 2004, 03:06:39 PM »
Oh man that's hilarious. And um, if he thinks that that's how you do it, then no wonder he's a grumpy irascible freak.
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Andrew_TSKS
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« Reply #11 on: Oct 14, 2004, 04:13:36 PM »
thanks trail. hahahahah that shit is still hilarious.

also, lalitree, OMG MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY.
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AdamG
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« Reply #12 on: Oct 14, 2004, 06:07:10 PM »
haha i read this yesterday and just gives me another reason to say "FUCK FOX NEWS!"

haha did anyone read the part where Ol' Billy says something like "Al Franken will regret the day he challenged FOXNEWS!" or something along those lines. hah that had me laughing out loud, so did the part about his wild encounters with some scandanavian stweardessess haha...god i hate fox news...
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Anthony M
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« Reply #13 on: Oct 14, 2004, 06:30:39 PM »
Quote from: "trailofmusic"
He gently teased her by licking the areas around her most sensitive erogenous zone.
- Bill O'Reilly


if Bill O'Reilly fails you the book comes equipped with BIG JIM SLADE!
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terror firma
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« Reply #14 on: Oct 14, 2004, 08:01:43 PM »
hahaha, kentucky fried movie? nice.
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WhereTheSlimeLive
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« Reply #15 on: Oct 14, 2004, 09:32:11 PM »
Out here in the fields
I fight for my meals
I get my back into my living
I don't need to fight
To prove I'm right
I don't need to be forgiven

Don't cry
Don't raise your eye
It's only teenage wasteland

Sally, take my hand
Travel south cross land
Put out the fire
And don't look past my shoulder
The exodus is here
The happy ones are near
Let's get together
Before we get much older

Teenage wasteland
It's only teenage wasteland
Teenage wasteland
Oh, yeah
Teenage wasteland
They're all wasted!

can you say Whostradamus!
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davy
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« Reply #16 on: Oct 14, 2004, 10:02:51 PM »
how fucking hilarious.
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davy
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« Reply #17 on: Oct 14, 2004, 11:47:15 PM »
oops. that sounded a little sarcastic, didn't it? it totally wasn't.
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heather
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« Reply #18 on: Oct 16, 2004, 10:09:22 PM »
"Once people get into that hot weather they shed their inhibitions, you know they drink during the day.."

GOD I WANT A CARRIBEAN VACATION SO BAD!!!!!

The thing that creeps me out the most is that he keeps saying "boobs".

more awesome things:
 "..cuz I always made friends with women before I bedded them down."
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milly balgeary
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« Reply #19 on: Oct 16, 2004, 10:30:57 PM »
i noticed that too. who says boobs?
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heather
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« Reply #20 on: Oct 17, 2004, 03:17:56 PM »
old dudes. old dirty dudes. i bet THE Dude would say 'boobs'.
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milly balgeary
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« Reply #21 on: Oct 17, 2004, 03:23:59 PM »
nice! i can't wait to be an old dirty dude.
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Andrew_TSKS
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« Reply #22 on: Oct 18, 2004, 12:03:47 PM »
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i noticed that too. who says boobs?


my observation has always been that girls say "boobs", boys say "tits". this could be a thing that's restricted to people around here, but it's definitely something i've been noticing constantly for years.
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jebreject
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« Reply #23 on: Oct 18, 2004, 01:24:14 PM »
a girl i used to date called hers "tater-tots."  i thought that was a little weird, but hey, whatever.
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