Jon Stewart hands Tucker Carlson his ASS.

[max]

He toes the party line, Mackro.
 :wink:

[jebreject]

yee, i was right!

[mackro]

He toes the party line, Mackro.

He's Bush's shrimper!

[max]

sort of like a fluffer?

[crystalcakes]

His gd bowtie.  

in general i find bow ties hottttt.  past crushes include bill nye the science guy and many a soda jerk or ice cream man from the adventures of pete and pete.  

i admitted this crush once to a very lefty friend and instead of freaking out he admitted to finding ann coulter pretty attractive especially for her age.  goes to show...

[mackro]

he admitted to finding ann coulter pretty attractive especially for her age. goes to show...

BLURRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGH            

OK, that's pretty inexcusable.  

Then again, attraction is something I attribute after I hear said person say something.

[crystalcakes]

i decide whether or not i am attracted to someone after i hear them speak but general attractiveness can be guaged while someone is silent.  

how else can you explain the millions upon millions of sales of the sports illustrated swimwuit edition?

[trailofmusic]

Often times people never hear those models speak, so there is a difference here.

[crystalcakes]

Often times people never hear those models speak, so there is a difference here.

i just meant that mackro says he decides attractiveness after hearing someone speak and i am saying many many people find models attractive without ever hearing them say a word.  

ps. bow ties

[mackro]

Attractiveness can mean an array of different things in different contexts.

I originally meant attractiveness in the "I could possibly date" kinda way, as opposed to the "I could crush on this person, and pretend to mold this person to have an attractive personality for fantasy fuel" kinda way...
Obviously, there are more people that easily fit the latter category.

[swilkes]

I've met a number of otherwise perfectly sane people who find Tucker hott, so you're not alone, crystal.  Me, I just like yelling the phrase "BOW TIES!!" at inappropriate times. Are you a fan of the bow tie pasta?