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elpollodiablo
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« Reply #275 on: Dec 03, 2006, 12:55:25 AM »
Or by... forum!
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Good Intentions
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« Reply #276 on: Dec 03, 2006, 01:06:43 AM »
There is a thread here, with a plaque over it, reading "Rice".

As you enter it, you you see a troll standing in plain sight. The troll looks quite hungry. What do you do?
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elpollodiablo
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« Reply #277 on: Dec 03, 2006, 01:08:53 AM »
What equipment am I carrying?
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Good Intentions
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« Reply #278 on: Dec 03, 2006, 01:09:59 AM »
Did you lose your character sheet again?

OK, ok, you're wearing Blowhard Armour (AC +6, heavy, makes your invulnerable to mind-affecting effects, -8 armour check penalty). You have Google in your main hand, and the Urban Dictionary in the other. Your backpack contains a Wikipedic Torch, an Endless Book of Internet Statistics and some rations.

What do you do. The troll starts speaking in a forgeign language, but you can make out something about diarreah and sex organs...
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elpollodiablo
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« Reply #279 on: Dec 03, 2006, 01:14:33 AM »
I have four dots of strength, so I go at the motherfucker.
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Good Intentions
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« Reply #280 on: Dec 03, 2006, 01:16:35 AM »
On Topic:

Four Dots of Strength
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elpollodiablo
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« Reply #281 on: Dec 03, 2006, 01:19:46 AM »
And melee five
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elpollodiablo
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« Reply #282 on: Dec 03, 2006, 01:20:11 AM »
Though I guess dex would be the relevant attribute there
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alistarr*
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« Reply #283 on: Dec 04, 2006, 05:43:24 AM »
i have been thinking Bored Photo Thread would be a good band name, of late.

my new band is called Hot Cookies and our album will be called We Are Scenesters, Watch Us Dance. and the lead single (which is to say, only song we've even started writing) is going to be "They Don't Live In The Sea" (it's about girls with blue tails who are mermaids).
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« Reply #284 on: Dec 04, 2006, 08:50:07 AM »
change the album title!  that's terrible!  everything else is go though
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« Reply #285 on: Dec 04, 2006, 09:00:05 AM »
really? the cover was going to be liek a woodcut effect thing of a mermaid dressed like john wayne and shooting at the floor around the feet of a dancing kid in a tight t-shirt.

though i mean y'know, i can see how it sucks too.
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« Reply #286 on: Dec 04, 2006, 11:58:02 AM »
I think even "We Are Dancers, Watch Us Dance" would be better.
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« Reply #287 on: Dec 05, 2006, 06:32:11 AM »
oh well, death by forum for another project. it only started on coming home from some indie club on saturday night anyway so i guess it's not too much wasted time.
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elpollodiablo
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« Reply #288 on: Dec 05, 2006, 11:19:48 AM »
Just the last twenty years or so.
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tops wobbling
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« Reply #289 on: Dec 05, 2006, 04:00:56 PM »
ThunderCastle: old-school power metal with uber-mythological lyrics. super-pyrotechnic live show. CD comes with firecrackers.

The Chaos Collective: tweecore with avant-noise interludes. CD comes with an adorable amount of bottled entropy.

Death Perception: gothic jamband. you think vampires are scary? how about vampires... on nitrous? CD comes with a fragrant blend of garlic and patchouli.
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« Reply #290 on: Dec 05, 2006, 10:52:24 PM »
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my new band is called Hot Cookies and our album will be called We Are Scenesters, Watch Us Dance.


You don't have to give it up entirely.  I'd by an album by Hot Cookies called Watch Us Dance.   :wink:
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« Reply #291 on: Dec 05, 2006, 11:00:08 PM »
pudu pudu

it's a kind of animal, i saw it at the l.a. zoo two days ago. i wish i had seen it at the l.a. zoo three days ago, because i might have also seen britney spears.
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« Reply #292 on: Dec 06, 2006, 04:39:45 AM »
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my new band is called Hot Cookies and our album will be called [edited out] Watch Us Dance.


You don't have to give it up entirely.  I'd by an album by Hot Cookies called Watch Us Dance.   :wink:


then it's decided!
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« Reply #293 on: Dec 09, 2006, 02:31:29 AM »
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CUCKOLDED BY GOD.
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« Reply #294 on: Dec 09, 2006, 02:33:38 AM »
The Postal-Worker's Gun Shop
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« Reply #295 on: Dec 09, 2006, 02:37:04 AM »
Left Behind
The Democracy Mink
What Is That . . . That Thing?!
The Monkeys
The Beetles
The Birds
Hatred for Hire
Alien Asshole
Marginalia
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Mystery Beard
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Loosey Goosey
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« Reply #296 on: Dec 09, 2006, 11:35:06 AM »
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The Birds


there actually was a 60s band called this. the bass player went on to be in the creation, but they apparently had some pretty decent records of their own.
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Murk3.0
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« Reply #297 on: Dec 09, 2006, 01:32:01 PM »
Murk Plectrum & The Monocles
Die by the Sword
The Farm Team
Angel's Anus
Anal Ingots
Testicular Juggernaut
The Mopes
The Blind Watchmakers
Sin & Sensibility
Motorhand
Out of Penis
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Wally
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« Reply #298 on: Dec 09, 2006, 02:06:41 PM »
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Out of Penis


If you make that the definite article it'd be great can you imagine their live album?



Out of the Penis "...and into the FIRE!!!! live at the Proms"
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« Reply #299 on: Dec 09, 2006, 08:04:25 PM »
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Out of Penis


If you make that the definite article it'd be great can you imagine their live album?



Out of the Penis "...and into the FIRE!!!! live at the Proms"


I was thinking more along the lines of, like, "Oh no, I've run out of penis."
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