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mackro
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Oct 20, 2004, 02:19:04 AM »
I mean, how can you not love the guy?
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...which give it a colonic appeal and the awkward sense that you might be a suppository.
max
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Oct 20, 2004, 02:20:43 AM »
hoo-o-o-o-rrrra-a-ay for spe-e-EE-ech the-er-a-pe-e-e!
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mackro
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Oct 20, 2004, 02:22:27 AM »
http://www.emophilips.com/
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mackro
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I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."
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...which give it a colonic appeal and the awkward sense that you might be a suppository.
mackro
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I love to go to the playground and watch the children jumping up and down. They don't know I'm firing blanks.
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mackro
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I once had a large gay following, but I ducked into an alleyway and lost him.
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Trousers and Pat
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Oct 20, 2004, 02:34:23 AM »
,AeuThe toughest time in anyone's life is when you have to kill a loved one because they're the devil.,Aeu
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I practice nonviolence, but I preach... ALRIGHT
Lalitree
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Oct 20, 2004, 09:43:11 AM »
Emo Phillips is my favorite comedian of all time.
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trailofmusic
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Oct 20, 2004, 02:06:33 PM »
paraphrasing:
I was hungry so my sister made some eggs and then we cooked them
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justinh
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Oct 20, 2004, 02:22:08 PM »
wasn't he in that weird al movie UHF?
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mackro
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Oct 20, 2004, 02:59:44 PM »
He also cameod in an episode of Miami Vice alongside Phil Collins in the same scene.
1986 baby!
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...which give it a colonic appeal and the awkward sense that you might be a suppository.
Ah_Pook
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Oct 20, 2004, 03:40:15 PM »
Quote from: "justinh"
wasn't he in that weird al movie UHF?
just call me mister butter fingers
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Blame it on the girls who know what to do
Blame it on the boys who keep hitting on you
jebreject
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Oct 20, 2004, 09:13:37 PM »
I do all my shopping at Spatula City.
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I'm not racist, I've got lots of black Facebook friends.
WhereTheSlimeLive
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Oct 20, 2004, 10:17:27 PM »
DON'T YOU KNOW THE DUUUUUEY DECIMAL SYSTEM!!!
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Puddle Pants
Keith from TTIKTDA
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Oct 20, 2004, 10:27:46 PM »
WHEEEL! OOOOFFF! FIIIISSSHHHH!!!!!!!!!
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jebreject
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Oct 20, 2004, 11:08:02 PM »
All threads should become
UHF
appreciation threads.
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terror firma
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Oct 22, 2004, 03:06:35 PM »
anybody have the emo philips live dvd? its old.
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Ah_Pook
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Oct 23, 2004, 03:30:37 AM »
i tried to find a cap of the reaction shot from the fat camera man in UHF when he cuts his finger off, but i couldnt. its pretty much the best thing though. hes got the half eaten sandwich and the bug eyes. yeah.
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Blame it on the boys who keep hitting on you
cold before sunrise
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Oct 29, 2004, 01:59:48 AM »
yes.
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