WHAT YOU GONNA DO?

[morgan]

Whoa, I don't think anyone was attacking you, Andrew.  I certainly wasn't, if that's what you're thinking.  Of course the HPV vaccine doesn't ensure 100% safety, which is why it's important to continue promoting safe sex, but hell, if people's lives can be saved with it, I'm all for it.

[elpollodiablo]

Holy shit dude fell down and forgot Spanish?!

[jebreject]

Andrew, you gotta chillax, brother.   

[Ah_Pook]

doing anything is pointless anyway

[Ah_Pook]

 

[RavingLunatic]

Holy shit dude fell down and forgot Spanish?!

Yeah, that is crazy. That was not only anecdotal evidence, Andrew, it was the ultimate in anecdotal evidence. I mean that in a good way, obviously.

In the placebo group, 0.00% fell and spontaneously forgot an entire language compared to 0.02% of the vaccinated patients.

FDA APPROVAL DENIED

[davy]

i'm gonna go on mini-vacation tomorrow. that's what i'm gonna do.

[Andrew_TSKS]

Holy shit dude fell down and forgot Spanish?!

Yeah, that is crazy. That was not only anecdotal evidence, Andrew, it was the ultimate in anecdotal evidence. I mean that in a good way, obviously.

In the placebo group, 0.00% fell and spontaneously forgot an entire language compared to 0.02% of the vaccinated patients.

FDA APPROVAL DENIED

seriously, in all seriousness--the brain injury this dude suffered did all kinds of weird shit to him, kept him in the hospital for three months, and basically ruined his college career. i realize i fucked up the story and made it sound all weird, but it was a terribly traumatic incident at the time and he was a friend of mine, so i'd appreciate it if everyone would quit being assholes about it.

[elpollodiablo]

Sorry, man. Really. I am. But you gotta admit that "This guy I know fell down and forgot Spanish" is prima facie hilarious when put that way

[SPACERACE]

it's just not a very convincing argument against vaccines is all.

and as others have said, this is not an occasion to get all huffy.

[Andrew_TSKS]

ok, then just drop the subject and i won't have to tell you all to fuck off anymore.

[jebreject]

Andrew:  chillax, please. 

[Wally]

Apparently I'm going to have to work out how for the next three years I can afford the rent for two places at opposite ends of the country.

[YojimboMonkey]

I'm gonna stop giving jeb shit over the internet so that he doesn't slit my throat in my sleep this weekend

[das kranke Tier]

I'm gonna stop giving jeb shit over the internet so that he doesn't slit my throat in my sleep this weekend

Or piss/shit in your chili should happen to make some...

[Wally]

That Jeb, he sure keeps you on your toes.

[jebreject]

only if he doesn't make one (1) meat chilli and one (1) vegetarian/vegan chilli

that's all i'm sayin'

[dieblucasdie]

Apparently I'm going to have to work out how for the next three years I can afford the rent for two places at opposite ends of the country.

Rent one of them out by the hour.  Problem solved!

[Wally]

Apparently I'm going to have to work out how for the next three years I can afford the rent for two places at opposite ends of the country.

Rent one of them out by the hour.  Problem solved!

I'm trying real hard to work out how this could be a viable option.

[Greg Nog]

I made peanut butter balls last night.  Now I'm gonna go buy some fresh veggies and hummus, and bring all this picnicky food to the park, where I will enjoy the Phree Philharmonic concert with some Pholks.

[difficult]

I completely read this as

I'm gonna stop giving jeb head over the internet so that he doesn't slit my throat in my sleep this weekend

And it seemed much more appropriate to the current Jeb persona...Although to be perfectly honest it sounds more like Jeb crossed with one of Wally's friends

[girl]

I can't believe no one had a comment about Greg's peanut butter balls. . .

I have a meeting at 7:00 in the morning tomorrow.  It makes me very cranky to be up that early, but I get to leave after the meeting, so that's something.  Plus, I have a date with my mom to go out to breakfast.  I love breakfast!

[jebreject]

I completely read this as

I'm gonna stop giving jeb head over the internet so that he doesn't slit my throat in my sleep this weekend

And it seemed much more appropriate to the current Jeb persona...Although to be perfectly honest it sounds more like Jeb crossed with one of Wally's friends

jim was giving me head in the unmade bed,
while the last-planers wait in the street ...

[Wally]

I completely read this as

I'm gonna stop giving jeb head over the internet so that he doesn't slit my throat in my sleep this weekend

And it seemed much more appropriate to the current Jeb persona...Although to be perfectly honest it sounds more like Jeb crossed with one of Wally's friends

jim was giving me head in the unmade bed,
while the last-planers wait in the street ...

Those were the reasons and that was Pitchfork,
we were calling for the lurkers and their flesh.
And that was called love for the jakartas in song
probably still is for those of them left.

[Greg Nog]

I can't believe no one had a comment about Greg's peanut butter balls. . .

I made 'em for a family reunion a couple years back, and man, it was just comment after comment from my uncles: "Have you tried Greg's balls?"  "Greg's got great balls!"  "Thanks for bringing your balls, Greg!"

Anyway, the rain put a damper on the picnic-concert gathering, so we're gonna do it next Tuesday instead.