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Author Topic: Lists, Part 17: Lister Bangs  (Read 16156 times)
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diesel_powered
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« Reply #25 on: Jul 28, 2007, 01:48:26 PM »

A list for today:

1. Headache
2. Coffee
3. Photographing
4. Marijuana
5. No job
6. Volunteerism

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rockmeamadeus
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« Reply #26 on: Jul 28, 2007, 01:52:44 PM »

Morbid fascinations of mine:

- Throwing myself down the stairs instead of gingerly limping down them on crutches.
- stabbing myself in the hand with the kitchen knife as a cut things.
- lighting self on fire
- getting raped by a tree

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auto-da-fey
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« Reply #27 on: Jul 28, 2007, 02:13:40 PM »

- getting raped by a tree

Didn't you see The Evil Dead? That doesn't look fun at all.
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« Reply #28 on: Jul 28, 2007, 02:22:18 PM »

ha ha! no, it does NOT.
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rockmeamadeus
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« Reply #29 on: Jul 28, 2007, 02:53:09 PM »

did I see the Evil Dead sheesh dudes that is why I am morbidly fascinated...

and I didn't make a list of "things I do for funz, lol" I made a list of morbidly fascinating things.
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milesofsparks
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« Reply #30 on: Jul 29, 2007, 05:00:03 PM »

added to the list of awesome things I am inheriting from the roomie:

2 mint condition very carefully cut down original wheatpasted posters of Marky Mark in his underwear (late 80s early 90s?).

MM isn't even a main star-crush of mine, but damn, boy was hot (past tense, because I haven't seen him in his underwear lately).  maybe I should move this to the MHC...
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Andrew_TSKS
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« Reply #31 on: Jul 29, 2007, 05:17:34 PM »

added to the list of awesome things I am inheriting from the roomie:

2 mint condition very carefully cut down original wheatpasted posters of Marky Mark in his underwear (late 80s early 90s?).

MM isn't even a main star-crush of mine, but damn, boy was hot (past tense, because I haven't seen him in his underwear lately).  maybe I should move this to the MHC...

you've at least seen the last scene of "boogie nights" right?
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milesofsparks
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« Reply #32 on: Jul 29, 2007, 05:58:46 PM »

actually, I never did see Boogie Nights for some reason.  to the Netflix queue!
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auto-da-fey
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« Reply #33 on: Jul 29, 2007, 07:47:34 PM »

There is no WAY that's his real cock, though. No WAY.
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« Reply #34 on: Jul 29, 2007, 07:54:14 PM »

he said it was rubber in vanity fair

actually, as they quoted him verbatim, it was a "big rubbah dick"
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diesel_powered
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« Reply #35 on: Jul 29, 2007, 08:11:31 PM »

Things I need from the store:

1. Prilosec
2. Trash Bags
3. Half & Half
4. Beer
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« Reply #36 on: Jul 29, 2007, 08:36:47 PM »

Things I should do this afternoon
1. Work
2. shower

Things I want to do this afternoon
1. meet my friend Cameron
2. go to a warm bar
3. drink whiskey
4. Have long conversations about our recent breakups
5. drink more whiskey, cry some
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G.C.R
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« Reply #37 on: Jul 29, 2007, 09:36:29 PM »

woo! gonna go do the first 3 things on my "want to do" list in twenty minutes! may see you guys later! drunk and later!
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« Reply #38 on: Jul 29, 2007, 11:12:15 PM »

List of Grievances:

1. My feet - WTF guys?? I just walk a couple miles and all of a sudden it's pain city? Fuck you guys!
2. Bjorn Sandals - For $45 I should expect the fucking soles not to wear out completely in two years!
3. The World - WTF is up with me not having enough money for new sandals? Fuck you guys!

Today's Bonus Grievance:
4. Frigidaire - HOW ABOUT MAKING AN AIR CONDITIONER THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE A DAMN... WELL.... AIR CONDITIONER?
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« Reply #39 on: Jul 29, 2007, 11:24:57 PM »

Hey guys mike seems pretty pissed about these sandals. What say we all chip in and get him a new pair?

We could all buy each other sandals. LPTJ Sandalfest 2007.
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diesel_powered
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« Reply #40 on: Jul 29, 2007, 11:26:38 PM »

Another List:

1. Nah,
2. My
3. Feet
4. Just
5. Hurt
6. And
7. I
8. Get
9. Paid
10. On
11. Friday.
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Andrew_TSKS
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« Reply #41 on: Jul 30, 2007, 01:27:04 PM »

There is no WAY that's his real cock, though. No WAY.

of course not, but still.
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Aglaya
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« Reply #42 on: Jul 30, 2007, 01:34:27 PM »

Also, it was not all that impressive.  After all the build-up, it was just like "Really?  I've seen better.  Like, most of the ones I've seen."
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auto-da-fey
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« Reply #43 on: Jul 30, 2007, 01:37:43 PM »

Crissee, unless Ron Jeremy and John Holmes co-starred in some Georgia-shot porno twenty-odd years ago and left a string of bastard babies in their wake, I'm not sure that isn't a slight exaggeration. I mean, I've seen tons of naked flaccid guys in various locker rooms over the years, and while Dirk Diggler might not have set a record, dude was still more hung than most, prosthetic though his phallus be.
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das kranke Tier
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« Reply #44 on: Jul 30, 2007, 03:44:35 PM »

Seriously
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Aglaya
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« Reply #45 on: Jul 30, 2007, 03:54:52 PM »

Oh, was he supposed to be flaccid?  I assumed that was full mast.  If it was flaccid, and it was implied that he's a grower, then ok.  I really don't remember it exactly, I just remember being unimpressed.
To be fair though, my first few guys were actually pretty big, and I saw that movie early in my sexual adventures.

To get back on topic, here is a list of all the things I am super-psyched about right now, because I'm so happy I can't leave them said just once.
1. Visiting Myke and Melissa
2. Hanging out with Myke's band
3. Buying Emerald City (on Wednesday)
4. Probably also buying a Danielson album
5. Trying out my Pantene black enhancing hair products
6. Smelling like a delicious grapefruit
7. The taro milk tea I had earlier
8. $1.50 drinks tonight
9. Seeing Logan play tonight
10. Getting paid a day early
11. Getting the best paycheck I've had since February
12. I got to snuggle the kittens this weekend
13. My haircut is still awesome and exciting
14. The coworker I've been helping to coach on his technique with the ladies is finally getting some
15. My paramedic friend is trying to hook me up with a really hot firefighter
16. I've got my health
17. It's a nice day out
18. I'm wearing one of my favorite outfits, and I look pretty
19. The waitress I like might be interested in me too
20. I have a lot of things to be happy about!
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nonotyet
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« Reply #46 on: Jul 30, 2007, 03:59:49 PM »

1.WE GET IT, AGLAYA, YOU HAVE SEEN A LOT OF PEEN

that was a list, see, because it's numerical
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Andrew_TSKS
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« Reply #47 on: Jul 30, 2007, 06:23:41 PM »

Oh, was he supposed to be flaccid?  I assumed that was full mast.  If it was flaccid, and it was implied that he's a grower, then ok.  I really don't remember it exactly, I just remember being unimpressed.
To be fair though, my first few guys were actually pretty big, and I saw that movie early in my sexual adventures.

seriously, in the movie, it at least appears to be a foot long or more, and it's not erect (though, in fairness, guys that big can't really get but so erect). if you really think a foot long is no big deal, then let's just say your sexual experience has not been with dudes who represent the statistical average (which, for the record, is around 5 inches).
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Aglaya
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« Reply #48 on: Jul 30, 2007, 06:25:30 PM »

It did not look that big to me, it looked more like 7 or 8 inches, though I will admit that I have not been with guys who represent the statistical average.
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« Reply #49 on: Jul 30, 2007, 07:11:50 PM »

Crissee only fucks dudes with 10 ins or bigger guys

So you know
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