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jebreject
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« Reply #350 on: Aug 14, 2007, 11:48:03 PM »
Quote from: coldforge on Aug 14, 2007, 07:33:25 PM
Quote from: jebreject on Aug 14, 2007, 07:19:33 PM
el pollo's first reply was hilarious, everything afterwards is bordering on the incoherent

(that's by him and the others)

please show your work.

rather take the fail in this case
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jordanmichael
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« Reply #351 on: Aug 15, 2007, 03:31:48 AM »
Happiness pie: vagina?
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das kranke Tier
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« Reply #352 on: Aug 15, 2007, 08:42:57 AM »
Quote from: jordanmichael on Aug 15, 2007, 03:31:48 AM
Happiness pie: vagina?

YOU DECIDE
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Aglaya
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« Reply #353 on: Aug 15, 2007, 04:41:41 PM »
Reason number seven hundred and forty-eight that I love my newest haircut:
It air dries in about an hour.  I cannot believe how much she thinned my hair out!  Even when it's been this short before, it's taken at least two hours.
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El_Josharino
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« Reply #354 on: Aug 15, 2007, 05:37:43 PM »
I had to run to work this afternoon for a meeting. Part of the meeting went a little like this:
boss: So do you guys need anything?
John: Yes. Beer.
Randy: And pizza.
boss: Okay. (makes note to himself) On Friday I will bring beer and pizza for lunch for everyone.

I'm 99% sure he wasn't joking.
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Hey sexy mama, wanna kill all humans?
diesel_powered
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« Reply #355 on: Aug 15, 2007, 05:39:59 PM »
Goddamn... what does this company do again? Besides drink beer, eat pizza, and ogle models?
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El_Josharino
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« Reply #356 on: Aug 15, 2007, 05:43:56 PM »
That's really about all we do, I think.
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Hey sexy mama, wanna kill all humans?
The_Tourist
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« Reply #357 on: Aug 15, 2007, 07:39:11 PM »
I GOT THE JOB WOOOO

FUCK TIES

BITCHES

WOO
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Greg Nog
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« Reply #358 on: Aug 15, 2007, 08:48:02 PM »
Sucka MCs, guess who's in my living room right now?

GRACE

and

MILES

DAAAAAAAAAAMN
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alexandra
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« Reply #359 on: Aug 15, 2007, 08:53:39 PM »
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elpollodiablo
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« Reply #360 on: Aug 15, 2007, 08:56:08 PM »
Quote from: alexandra on Aug 15, 2007, 08:53:39 PM
Sad
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girl
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« Reply #361 on: Aug 15, 2007, 09:26:22 PM »
Quote from: The_Tourist on Aug 15, 2007, 07:39:11 PM
I GOT THE JOB WOOOO

FUCK TIES

BITCHES

WOO

Excellent! 




You should probably wear a tie to work.
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nonotyet
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« Reply #362 on: Aug 15, 2007, 09:44:20 PM »
Quote from: elpollodiablo on Aug 15, 2007, 08:56:08 PM
Quote from: alexandra on Aug 15, 2007, 08:53:39 PM
Sad



You are going to have to differentiate somehow between the Mileses because I kept looking at this and thinking "Pollo sure gets between them coasts fast."
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elpollodiablo
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« Reply #363 on: Aug 15, 2007, 09:47:10 PM »
SAME HERE
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milesofsparks
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« Reply #364 on: Aug 15, 2007, 11:22:33 PM »
pollo!  wonder twin powers activate!  form of...  a giant squid!
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elpollodiablo
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« Reply #365 on: Aug 15, 2007, 11:23:00 PM »
Form of... binge drinker!
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alex
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« Reply #366 on: Aug 16, 2007, 05:09:32 AM »
Hey hey, my Ph.D. proposal got approved in the first round!

Only two more stages in the application process where I can be rejected now. But more importantly, it got approved in the first round! I now have a supervisor who wants to work with me!
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edison
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« Reply #367 on: Aug 16, 2007, 05:11:13 AM »
Quote from: alex on Aug 16, 2007, 05:09:32 AM
Hey hey, my Ph.D. proposal got approved in the first round!

Only two more stages in the application process where I can be rejected now. But more importantly, it got approved in the first round! I now have a supervisor who wants to work with me!

Woohoo! Excellent!

Also: told you so Wink
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girl
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« Reply #368 on: Aug 16, 2007, 08:43:00 AM »
Great news, alex!
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elpollodiablo
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« Reply #369 on: Aug 16, 2007, 09:47:36 AM »
That's awesome, alex! Congrats!
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das kranke Tier
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« Reply #370 on: Aug 16, 2007, 10:13:05 AM »
Alright, Alex!!

And to The Tourist, only about 3% of the lawyers in my firm wear ties, and that's usually only if they know they have a closing that day or if they have to appear in court.

I'm with you, fuck ties!
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elpollodiablo
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« Reply #371 on: Aug 16, 2007, 11:19:39 AM »
My best friend is currently traveling around Europe. He just graduated, and this is the only trip he's taken in four years. Motherfucker is seriously one of the most dedicated guys I know.
He just emailed his short list of reflections on the first leg of the trip.

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1. London is better than Paris (fact)
2. Paris is like a cow. It has many stomachs (traffic circles) with tubes running into them (roads)
3. white Parisians are probably bigger assholes than Hocking County Rednecks.
4. Pakistanis around the Eiffel Tower will tell you any story for the change in your pocket.
5.  Many Parisian homeless people have better fashion sense than I do.
6. This one I am learning as I type. Alsatian keyboards are fucking wacky.
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DCDave
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« Reply #372 on: Aug 16, 2007, 06:05:59 PM »
I got a sort of raise today.  I got approval to bill more hours per week, since I'm probably going to be handling another client starting next month.
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But what the fuck do I know, I have a penis.
peacocks
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« Reply #373 on: Aug 18, 2007, 12:08:27 PM »
Yesterday, at the meeting with my professor I'd been preparing for nonstop for days, my professor criticized me by saying "Wow, great job!   You really went all out on this- maybe we can be a little less specific." 

Last night I celebrated with best friends in world, jim beam, kaluah(sp. I don't drink much), captain morgan, TWO CAKES (one red velvet with cream cheese icing, the other funfetti), polenta, cookies, veggie burgers/dogs/brats on the griiiiilll.  We danced so hard to motown all night I haven't been drunk since new years.

TODAY my boyfriend is coming down to visit me from orlando and he'll get to meet and hang out with my friends and meeeeeee and it'll just be grand.

I'm happy.

ps elpollodiablo that reflections from Europe list is great, I hope your friend listened to a story or two.
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milesofsparks
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« Reply #374 on: Aug 18, 2007, 02:08:17 PM »
I just sliced up an organic heirloom tomato I got earlier today from the farmers' market and ate part of it on bread (open faced style) and am polishing off the rest as just slices with a small sprinkling of Maldon sea salt.  this, my friends, is what happiness tastes like.
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