more fucking annoying shit.

[Lindsay With An A]

this new restaurant called nifty fifties opened in our town today, and to celebrate their grand opening, get this: FREE FOOD all day. so naturally we were there as soon as they opened this afternoon. we were so excited at first, each ordering a milkshake, flavored sodas, our own personal basket of onion rings, etc. until halfway through the meal we realized it was the grossest food of all time and we were all ready to puke. now, i have NEVER been one to hate on free food, but this shit just made me want to die. it made denny's seem gourmet. i am going to go lie down and try to forget this meal.

[mriley]

Can I have your Onion Rings if you are not going to finish them?

[Andrew_TSKS]

aw man. i forgot that i had a blank cd that i was gonna burn some music onto in the drive. and the work backup function kicked in, and instead of burning the backup file onto the cd-rw that is specifically used for that, it burned onto my cd-r, which is non-rewritable and therefore totally ruined now. i'm such an idiot.

[nonotyet]

I had about six hours of sleep and woke up early for no reason, and I DID go out last night and it was fun except for the horrible skeezy guy who spent 45 minutes trying to dance with/hit on me.
Things Ladies Do Not Want To Hear From Boys Who Are Trying To Have Game:

1. "You're a sexy little thing."
2. "Is that a TONGUE RING? YOU'RE A DIRTY GIRL."
3. "Doesn't it just feel really good to, like, just have a cigarette in your mouth?"

Things Ladies Do Not Want To Be Able To Smell Over Every Existing Smell In The Middle Of A Club Which Is Really Dirty And Smelly:
1. Your cologne.

Eventually I found some people I knew and ran over and was like "HIDE ME" until he left or went to assault the nasal cavities of some other poor girl. There are times when I am annoyed that no one hits on me because I have poor self-esteem and am really dumb but apparently even if I get hit on it is a really unpleasant experience and I am never going to be happy with anything ever. 

[Aglaya]

2. "Is that a TONGUE RING? YOU'RE A DIRTY GIRL."

There is a certain type of man who cannot fathom that a woman would have a tongue ring for any reason other than that she wants to blow as many men as possible, and they're always eager to volunteer.  There are many, many of these men around here.  I feel you on the whole thing though, because at least 9 out of 10 times, when I get hit on, it's by men just like that one, only around here it's often b.o. instead of cologne.
My other favorite is the men who think that the best way to Compliment a Lady and Make Her Want to Get To Know (Or at Least Get Down With) You is this:
"Daaamn!  Damn girl!"  Short pause, then slightly louder: "Daaaaaamn!  Damn girl!"  Repeat until out of earshot.
Sorry, but I require at least a 3 word vocabulary to give a guy the time of day.

[silentsigh89]

the list of things I'm supposed to avoid for the next nine months include cheeses. and tuna!

...and CHEESES.

and while I'm sure all the other foods on the lists are somehow related, they have no relation in my head. It's going to be hard for me to remember! I've forgotten them already, for example.

and I have to go into baltimore to get blood tests once a month.

if I could do it all again? I wouldn't be a consumptive.

[dumbfish]

Wait, what?  Why are you to avoid these things?  TB?  Hepatitus? Scrofula?  Ring-around-the-collar?

I test positive for TB and had to take that lame semi-antibiotic for a few months.  Either they never told me or I forgot to alter my diet in any way.  If you've got TB, just go to Europe and get married. It won't be a big deal or anything.

[diesel_powered]

2. "Is that a TONGUE RING? YOU'RE A DIRTY GIRL."

There is a certain type of man who cannot fathom that a woman would have a tongue ring for any reason other than that she wants to blow as many men as possible, and they're always eager to volunteer.

Yes. These men are known collectively as "idiots".

[cool banana]

2. "Is that a TONGUE RING? YOU'RE A DIRTY GIRL."

There is a certain type of man who cannot fathom that a woman would have a tongue ring for any reason other than that she wants to blow as many men as possible, and they're always eager to volunteer.

Yes. These men are known collectively as "idiots".

homosexual for that

[novaheat]

The shift button on the right side of this keyboard at the radio station doesn't work very well. It is driving me nuts!

[heather marie]

Wait, people still have tongue rings?

[nonotyet]

Some of us who got ours when we were eighteen and are too lazy/stubborn to take them out eleven years later do, yep. 

[diesel_powered]

2. "Is that a TONGUE RING? YOU'RE A DIRTY GIRL."

There is a certain type of man who cannot fathom that a woman would have a tongue ring for any reason other than that she wants to blow as many men as possible, and they're always eager to volunteer.

Yes. These men are known collectively as "idiots".

homosexual for that

EEEW.... THAT IS SO TEH GAY!!!

[diesel_powered]

STUPID EBAY STUPID GETTING OUTBID BY PEOPLE WHO DON'T CARE ABOUT HOW MUCH THEY SPEND ON A SUPER COOL SPY CAMERA SETUP I WANTED STUPID STUPID STUPID

Seriously... it seems like every Ebay auction I camp out on and bid on I end up getting outbid by like $500. Bastards.

[diesel_powered]

Also, I'm hungry and don't want to feed myself.

[alistarr*]

ICT guys came in over the weekend and gained access to our office and did stuff to our computers. no big deal aside from the fact that they're NOT ALLOWED IN THE ROOM without one member of our team present, but they also found time to move shit around, unplug all my usb connections and fiddle the numbers on my laptop security cable round to 6243. why? just so that i could spend an hour this morning worrying we'd been burgled? i guess so. oh and plus no warning on the upgrade they made which means every colleague who took their machine home now can't do any work until someone deigns to show up and upgrade their machines as well. like thanks for the advance warning and the not fucking needlessly with all my stuff, dudes.

[RavingLunatic]

Also, I'm hungry and don't want to feed myself.

This happens to me all the time. Sometimes I'll end up eating stuff raw that everyone else cooks, like corn mush. I'm too lazy to cook it, so I just eat it cold and raw. Doesn't taste nearly as good, but it takes less effort.

[das kranke Tier]

3. "Doesn't it just feel really good to, like, just have a cigarette in your mouth?"

Well, he does have a point...

[bethany_m]

blah blah, abnormal pre-cancerous cells, blah, blah, blah colposcopy and biopsy, blah blah. blah

Shit. 

Why you gotta be like that cervix? What did I ever do to you?

[girl]

Oh bethany!  Good luck with that.

[das kranke Tier]

Oh bethany!  Good luck with that.

Seriously!

So, my air conditioner broke on Saturday night.



You guys remember that I live in Florida, right?


 

[Aglaya]

I feel you man.  I mean, not completely because I still have on window unit, but the one in the living room/kitchen is broken, and I can't hang out at my house anymore.

[das kranke Tier]

I just got my textbook for Constitutional Law...1600 motherfucking pages.   

[girl]

Isn't The Constitution like one page long?  Jeepers, you lawyer-types sure do go on!

[das kranke Tier]

Tell me about it....I don't want to go back to school.