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jess
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« Reply #50 on: Jul 25, 2007, 12:27:15 AM »
Ha, that's totally what I would have done, or tried to do in that scenario. I swear I've seen it work—or maybe it was just when CJ did on the West Wing and tv lied to me.
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rockmeamadeus
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« Reply #51 on: Jul 25, 2007, 12:54:07 AM »
screw that guy, here's non-fictional blake telling you it doesn't work so well.
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jess
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« Reply #52 on: Jul 25, 2007, 01:09:49 AM »
Alright, you and your actual existing-ness win. (For the record CJ is a woman. Definitely a woman.)
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rockmeamadeus
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« Reply #53 on: Jul 25, 2007, 01:35:13 AM »
what I can't refer to a woman as a 'guy'?!?! What is this, the damn '50's?????





Wink
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diesel_powered
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« Reply #54 on: Jul 25, 2007, 01:38:15 AM »
Yes. And as such, all women will be referred to as "toots".
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she had me at "let's make a sandwich"
jess
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« Reply #55 on: Jul 25, 2007, 01:50:37 AM »
Toots? I was thinking birds. Or am I going too far back?

Hmm. I do refer to women as guys sometimes, and maybe even dudes. It's always male terms that generalize though. I think I want to pick some female term to start using universally. Start a trend and whatnot.
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rockmeamadeus
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« Reply #56 on: Jul 25, 2007, 01:57:05 AM »
I have a co-worker, best cook in the world, who refers to anyone who pisses her off as a, quoth Angela, "horse-banging cunt", regardless of gender.

However out of the kitchen it rather loses it's charming context and becomes slightly less magical.
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elpollodiablo
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« Reply #57 on: Jul 25, 2007, 02:06:00 AM »
What's that site that's akin to Gawker but isn't Gawker and it's all about awful hipster fashion?
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think 'on the road.'
Lucy
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« Reply #58 on: Jul 25, 2007, 01:17:43 PM »
Go Fug Yourself? at least that's the one my dad loves...
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dieblucasdie
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« Reply #59 on: Jul 25, 2007, 01:21:48 PM »
sartorialist?
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he was basically your only chance at making the world love you.
elpollodiablo
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« Reply #60 on: Jul 25, 2007, 01:35:51 PM »
No... it's like an NYC scene blog or something
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dieblucasdie
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« Reply #61 on: Jul 25, 2007, 01:49:23 PM »
http://www.uglyoutfitsnyc.com/

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he was basically your only chance at making the world love you.
hannah
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« Reply #62 on: Jul 25, 2007, 02:02:25 PM »
Vice's DOs & DON'Ts?

http://www.viceland.com/int/dos.php?country=us
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Greg Nog
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« Reply #63 on: Jul 25, 2007, 02:10:29 PM »
Is it Gawker?
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DCDave
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« Reply #64 on: Jul 25, 2007, 02:42:47 PM »
I'm pretty sure you're talking about Gawker's "Blue States Lose"
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But what the fuck do I know, I have a penis.
guavacris
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« Reply #65 on: Jul 25, 2007, 04:19:21 PM »
All of the supervisors are out of the office today. We youngsters play our music as loud as ever! We have lunch in the fountain. Make plans to leave early, maybe get a few drinks. Then someone from management calls. He wants some pictures. He lives next door. He's prepared to wait all night.

Annoying.
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guavacris
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« Reply #66 on: Jul 25, 2007, 04:22:08 PM »
Um, don't want to imply that I don't want to do any work. I'm just always the one who stays late and I've got a date and this sucks.
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G.C.R
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« Reply #67 on: Jul 25, 2007, 08:02:03 PM »
I'm sick. Sick sick sick and I'm supposed to be working. How can I be sick when the film festival is on? It's not right.
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I think it's fair to assume we'll be inebriated and covered in bodily effluvia all weekend
Wally
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« Reply #68 on: Jul 26, 2007, 02:27:58 AM »
sorry people, i'll be back when i sort this out. Much love to each and everyone of you.
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Aglaya
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« Reply #69 on: Jul 26, 2007, 10:52:55 AM »
Love.
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RavingLunatic
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« Reply #70 on: Jul 26, 2007, 09:03:18 PM »
Quote from: G.C.R on Jul 25, 2007, 08:02:03 PM
I'm sick. Sick sick sick

You know who else is sick? Michael Vick. I hope that fucker never plays another game in the NFL.
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I will meditate and then destroy you!
auto-da-fey
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« Reply #71 on: Jul 26, 2007, 09:34:39 PM »
Yeah, fuck Michael Vick.

You know what I don't like? The way banks allow overdrafts and then gouge you for it. I accidentally used the wrong card to get $40 today, the one from a joint account with my lady, and now I have to pay a $30 fine. Why can't they just decline the damn card?

(Yes, that's probably a rhetorical question and you can probably opt to decline overdrafts or something, but fuck 'em anyway. Motherfuckers)
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difficult
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« Reply #72 on: Jul 27, 2007, 01:54:04 AM »
Had mostly a first class evening last night, saw an amazing Tsai Ming Liang film, had a nice drink before w GCR, cooked a relatively excellent meal with one pot and a couple plates before that, went to friend of n/f's birthday drinks in cheerful mood... But then some fucker stole my jacket from the last bar. With money card etc, the ipod i'll never be able to afford to replace since I won it by being an evil fucker who could sell too much insurance, and it's my beautiful, battered fetish suit jacket that i wear all the time, that defines me wholly, and in the middle of fucking winter too, and if I find the thief I will kill them, regardless of circumstances.
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das kranke Tier
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« Reply #73 on: Jul 27, 2007, 08:25:51 AM »
Man, what kind of dickless piece of shit does something like that?
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Compendious as hell
das kranke Tier
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« Reply #74 on: Jul 27, 2007, 10:33:46 AM »
I'm stuck at the front desk all day, as my boss told the receptionist to stay home to rest her pinched nerve.
I've had a wicked headache since yesterday afternoon and haven't been able to shake it.  This is not how I wanted to prep for my exam this evening...

 Mad
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Compendious as hell
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