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[El_Josharino]

I can only speak for myself, but I'm now trying to be really nice!  I'm surprised as hell that you turned out to be a sentient human, rather than a spam-bot!

Yeah, what Greg said.

Sorry, I don't drink alcohol and the last time I did I got so drunk that I slept with my boss
Not a great experience...

Sounds like a party. Was your boss lousy in the sack then? We've got a special forum for that sort of thing. Also, whiskey can help you forget about that.

[yope]

usually they're doing both at the same time. welcome aboard!

Thanks

That happened to a friend of mine!  It marked the beginning of a deeply dysfunctional year-long relationship.Man, that was a bad scene.

I couldn't look at her after that "incident" so I had to leave my workplace and find a new job. But it was right before I got into the university so I had to leave the city anyway 1-2 months after this...
BTW, just recently I found out that she got married *MAZAL TOV*

Sounds like a party. Was your boss lousy in the sack then? We've got a special forum for that sort of thing. Also, whiskey can help you forget about that.

Do you really think that I remember something from this evening?
There was an open bar because I knew the owner so as far as I remember I got into the bar, got drunk, my boss, who I met there, gave me a ride home, on the way we stopped by her home, things happened and the last thing I remember is me lying on the sofa in the living room and my cat licking me.

LOL. I already forgot about that until you guys came with the whiskey talk

O.K what do you say about this idea: Let's leave this post from now on no more talking about the new human/bot user. What do you say? Isn't it a great idea?  

BTW, you guys have a really great English. I really hope to improve mine using this forum

[kyle]

What is your first language?

[das kranke Tier]

BTW, you guys have a really great English. I really hope to improve mine using this forum

You'll pick up some priceless slang, for sure!

[coldforge]

you mean, on the real.

[Dick]

BTW, you guys have a really great English. I really hope to improve mine using this forum

You'll pick up some priceless slang, for sure!

When I met my stepmother, she spoke fluent and polite Indian English. After years and years of living around me she has the filthiest mouth you could imagine. Sometimes I'm a little taken aback by how earthily she swears. She also uses a lot of idioms that I tossed off at some point and she adopted.  The example I think of immediately is that she refers to all police as 'smokey', and has done for years.

[yope]

What is your first language?

Hebrew.  

You'll pick up some priceless slang, for sure!

I sure hope so

When I met my stepmother, she spoke fluent and polite Indian English. After years and years of living around me she has the filthiest mouth you could imagine. Sometimes I'm a little taken aback by how earthily she swears. She also uses a lot of idioms that I tossed off at some point and she adopted.  The example I think of immediately is that she refers to all police as 'smokey', and has done for years.

LOL. This is exactly the kind of bad influence I want you to have over me!

[coldforge]

Borekh habo, then.

[FreddyKnuckles]

You should be certain to call your closest friends "Chode"

[das kranke Tier]

you mean, on the real.

Totes

[yope]

Borekh habo, then.

LOL. It took me a while to realize that you wrote something in Hebrew among all the slang around. It's more like  baroch haba

Thanks a lot for this welcome

You should be certain to call your closest friends "Chode"

OMG, I've just read the definition of it. Are you sure that I want to call my friends "Chode"?  

[ellaguru]

OMG, I've just read the definition of it. Are you sure that I want to call my friends "Chode"?  

Priceless slang? Yes!

Good advice? No!

[El_Josharino]

It depends on which definition you looked up.

[das kranke Tier]

Priceless slang? Yes!

Good advice? No!

I think LPTJ just gained a new motto

[coldforge]

Borekh habo, then.

LOL. It took me a while to realize that you wrote something in Hebrew among all the slang around. It's more like  baroch haba

נישט אױף יידיש זאָגט מען 'באַראָך האַבאַ.' איך בין דאָך אַן אַשכּנזישער ייד.

[Greg Nog]

Oh, you crazy kids with your semitic languages!  Where's Dick gotten to?

[coldforge]

I'm not speaking no semitic language!

[Greg Nog]

Well look at Mr. Anti-Semite here.

[FreddyKnuckles]

Oh, you crazy kids with your semitic languages!  Where's Dick gotten to?

It's funny to read this in the context of someone without much English and new here

[yope]

It depends on which definition you looked up.

Humm.. "the area between your sac and your asshole" and then someone else enlightened me with this definition: "a chode is a bunch of people that sit around and argue over the definition of the word chode" so let's go with the first definition..

נישט אױף יידיש זאָגט מען 'באַראָך האַבאַ.' איך בין דאָך אַן אַשכּנזישער ייד.

כן.. היתה לי הרגשה שההגייה של המילה היתה עם נטייה קלה לכיוון היידיש

Well look at Mr. Anti-Semite here.

LOL.

It's funny to read this in the context of someone without much English and new here

Yeah.. it's kind of funny. I found myself laughing out loud couple of times

[das kranke Tier]

This thread has reached awesome status!!

[FreddyKnuckles]

Humm.. "the area between your sac and your asshole" and then someone else enlightened me with this definition: "a chode is a bunch of people that sit around and argue over the definition of the word chode" so let's go with the first definition..

My mind has literally been blown to tiny pieces here.

[G.C.R]

Yope, I hope you stick around. And then years from now when you've reached 6000 posts or some such notable occasion, we can re-post these last couple of pages and it'll make us feel all warm and fuzzy about this place.

[davy]

I feel warm and fuzzy already.

[FreddyKnuckles]

they've got clubs for that.