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Greg Nog
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« Reply #100 on: Sep 10, 2007, 03:37:06 PM »
I have not seen Genghis Blues!  That looks intriguing!
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elpollodiablo
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« Reply #101 on: Sep 10, 2007, 07:19:15 PM »
A conversation at work, in one act:

Me: Good evening, how may I help you?
Guy: I need a room next weekend.
Me: Certainly. I have rooms next weekend starting at $169 plus tax. Would you pref--
Guy: ARE YOU OUTTA YER FUCKIN MIND
Me: No sir. Those are our rates.
Guy: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOIN ON DOWN THERE
Me: Sir, there is an event at the university that weekend, and we're nearly sold--
Guy: That don't matter to me, I'm just comin down to party.
Me: Yes, well, nonetheless...
Guy: Well gimmie yer army rate.
Me: I don't have a military rate.
Guy: What? You what? You don't have no ARMY RATE?
Me: Nope.
Guy: Look buddy, I just got back from Iraq. From servin my country for two years, and [there were other things going on at the desk at this point, I wasn't really paying attention]
Me: Look, I'm sorry. I can offer you the AAA rate. That's the best I can do.
Guy: You... That is FUCKIN RETARDED. You don't have a rate for FUCKIN VETERANS--
Me: In my book, you get points for staying out of the military.
Guy: WHAT!? WHAT THE FUCK YOU JUST SAY YOU LITTLE FAGGOT
Me: Anything else I can help you with?
Guy: I'M GONNA COME OVER THERE AND KICK YOUR LITTLE FAGGOT ASS



So I guess we'll see if that happens.
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C of heartbreak
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« Reply #102 on: Sep 10, 2007, 07:22:54 PM »
I hope your little faggot ass has an army rate
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« Reply #103 on: Sep 10, 2007, 07:25:37 PM »
At the same time that I'm thinking, "yeah, you maybe shouldn't have said that", I'm laughing out loud for what I think is the first time today, so thanks, Pollo!
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morgan
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« Reply #104 on: Sep 10, 2007, 07:42:08 PM »
Whenever my workplace would go out to eat last year, we'd go to either a really fancy Korean BBQ place, or a really fancy seafood place.  BBQ in the late spring and summer, seafood in the autumn and winter.  I asked my boss why once, and she said something about seafood going bad easily in the summer?  I don't know, maybe it has something to do with the hot weather, and quickened decomposition? 

Maybe she was just crazy.
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coldforge
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« Reply #105 on: Sep 10, 2007, 07:50:37 PM »
the Girl mentions, in addition to concerns of climate, that it might have to do with breeding/harvesting lifecycles.
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Greg Nog
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« Reply #106 on: Sep 10, 2007, 07:57:08 PM »
It's rare that this happens, but the above conversation of pollo's actually did make me laugh out loud.
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Andrew_TSKS
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« Reply #107 on: Sep 10, 2007, 08:35:39 PM »
i didn't laugh out loud, but it sure was amusing.
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diesel_powered
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« Reply #108 on: Sep 10, 2007, 11:41:31 PM »
I laughed out loud at the above conversation. It vaguely reminded me of a similar scene in Fear and Loathing Las Vegas.
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« Reply #109 on: Sep 10, 2007, 11:43:38 PM »
HAY.  YOU FOLKS WANNA BUY SOME HEROIN?
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Maaik
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« Reply #110 on: Sep 10, 2007, 11:44:15 PM »
SHIT

JUNK

SMACK

JAB IT RIGHT IN YOUR FUCKING EYEBALLS
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elpollodiablo
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« Reply #111 on: Sep 10, 2007, 11:54:05 PM »


sell her'on like wahtuh
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Andrew_TSKS
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« Reply #112 on: Sep 11, 2007, 12:19:15 AM »
boy do i love proposition joe.
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« Reply #113 on: Sep 11, 2007, 04:58:15 PM »
grey, wet: the kind of day i'd like to spend smoking pot in a car with a pretty girl.
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elpollodiablo
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« Reply #114 on: Sep 11, 2007, 05:12:16 PM »
If you were here you could smoke Afghani in a living room with a fat man
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SPACERACE
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« Reply #115 on: Sep 11, 2007, 05:15:27 PM »
next best thing

though your hash definitely bests what i've got
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« Reply #116 on: Sep 11, 2007, 05:35:36 PM »
Quote from: Andrew_TSKS on Sep 10, 2007, 02:57:31 PM
my friend josh (posts on here as distance) just sent me this link, which i find hilarious:

pitchfork gives music 6.8

Good stuff - interesting article up on Dusted about the P'fork 0.0 rating of Travis Morrisons solo record - Travistan. It made me think of at the P'fork fest in 06 and Clint Conley saying during the MOB set - Pitchfork been berry berry good to us - which I think was his imitation of Garo "Me keek a touchdown" Yepremian saying the same thing about football. I think that a lot of people think that the P'fork point system is bullshit, but this really made me think about it...they carry a pretty big stick -

In short, when I need to know what I should buy, I read LPTJ
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« Reply #117 on: Sep 11, 2007, 07:03:52 PM »
Hi. I'm going a bit crazy -- perseveration and all that -- so see you guys in a bit.
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elpollodiablo
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« Reply #118 on: Sep 11, 2007, 07:19:47 PM »
Hi hannah! Bye hannah!


Quote
Schreiber's semi-favorable review, which begins in earnest after a six-paragraph preamble comprising a long list of baroquely rendered, seemingly unrelated anecdotes peppered with obscure references, summarizes music as a "solid but uninspired effort."

priceless
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« Reply #119 on: Sep 11, 2007, 09:50:12 PM »
Quote from: elpollodiablo on Sep 10, 2007, 07:19:15 PM
A conversation at work, in one act:

Me: Good evening, how may I help you?
Guy: I need a room next weekend.
Me: Certainly. I have rooms next weekend starting at $169 plus tax. Would you pref--
Guy: ARE YOU OUTTA YER FUCKIN MIND
Me: No sir. Those are our rates.
Guy: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOIN ON DOWN THERE
Me: Sir, there is an event at the university that weekend, and we're nearly sold--
Guy: That don't matter to me, I'm just comin down to party.
Me: Yes, well, nonetheless...
Guy: Well gimmie yer army rate.
Me: I don't have a military rate.
Guy: What? You what? You don't have no ARMY RATE?
Me: Nope.
Guy: Look buddy, I just got back from Iraq. From servin my country for two years, and [there were other things going on at the desk at this point, I wasn't really paying attention]
Me: Look, I'm sorry. I can offer you the AAA rate. That's the best I can do.
Guy: You... That is FUCKIN RETARDED. You don't have a rate for FUCKIN VETERANS--
Me: In my book, you get points for staying out of the military.
Guy: WHAT!? WHAT THE FUCK YOU JUST SAY YOU LITTLE FAGGOT
Me: Anything else I can help you with?
Guy: I'M GONNA COME OVER THERE AND KICK YOUR LITTLE FAGGOT ASS



So I guess we'll see if that happens.

Government rate?

He was probably referring to Government rate.  Aren't you legally required to offer a certain number of rooms at the government rate for a certain # of days?
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« Reply #120 on: Sep 11, 2007, 09:51:10 PM »
Quote from: elpollodiablo on Sep 11, 2007, 07:19:47 PM
Hi hannah! Bye hannah!
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« Reply #121 on: Sep 12, 2007, 02:38:19 AM »
Although I am no longer dirty, my hair is now wet. This means I'll get to bed later than planned for the third night in a row. School is definitely in session.
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« Reply #122 on: Sep 12, 2007, 05:24:25 AM »
Last night I realised that the word intravenous contains the word ravenous.
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« Reply #123 on: Sep 12, 2007, 06:08:32 AM »
Quote from: DCDave on Sep 11, 2007, 09:50:12 PM
Quote from: elpollodiablo on Sep 10, 2007, 07:19:15 PM
A conversation at work, in one act:

Me: Good evening, how may I help you?
Guy: I need a room next weekend.
Me: Certainly. I have rooms next weekend starting at $169 plus tax. Would you pref--
Guy: ARE YOU OUTTA YER FUCKIN MIND
Me: No sir. Those are our rates.
Guy: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOIN ON DOWN THERE
Me: Sir, there is an event at the university that weekend, and we're nearly sold--
Guy: That don't matter to me, I'm just comin down to party.
Me: Yes, well, nonetheless...
Guy: Well gimmie yer army rate.
Me: I don't have a military rate.
Guy: What? You what? You don't have no ARMY RATE?
Me: Nope.
Guy: Look buddy, I just got back from Iraq. From servin my country for two years, and [there were other things going on at the desk at this point, I wasn't really paying attention]
Me: Look, I'm sorry. I can offer you the AAA rate. That's the best I can do.
Guy: You... That is FUCKIN RETARDED. You don't have a rate for FUCKIN VETERANS--
Me: In my book, you get points for staying out of the military.
Guy: WHAT!? WHAT THE FUCK YOU JUST SAY YOU LITTLE FAGGOT
Me: Anything else I can help you with?
Guy: I'M GONNA COME OVER THERE AND KICK YOUR LITTLE FAGGOT ASS



So I guess we'll see if that happens.

Government rate?

He was probably referring to Government rate.  Aren't you legally required to offer a certain number of rooms at the government rate for a certain # of days?

Oh man I've read this four times and only just realised you're the guy at the hotel desk and not the guy making the call.
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elpollodiablo
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« Reply #124 on: Sep 12, 2007, 08:05:21 AM »
Quote from: DCDave on Sep 11, 2007, 09:50:12 PM
Quote from: elpollodiablo on Sep 10, 2007, 07:19:15 PM
A conversation at work, in one act:

Me: Good evening, how may I help you?
Guy: I need a room next weekend.
Me: Certainly. I have rooms next weekend starting at $169 plus tax. Would you pref--
Guy: ARE YOU OUTTA YER FUCKIN MIND
Me: No sir. Those are our rates.
Guy: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOIN ON DOWN THERE
Me: Sir, there is an event at the university that weekend, and we're nearly sold--
Guy: That don't matter to me, I'm just comin down to party.
Me: Yes, well, nonetheless...
Guy: Well gimmie yer army rate.
Me: I don't have a military rate.
Guy: What? You what? You don't have no ARMY RATE?
Me: Nope.
Guy: Look buddy, I just got back from Iraq. From servin my country for two years, and [there were other things going on at the desk at this point, I wasn't really paying attention]
Me: Look, I'm sorry. I can offer you the AAA rate. That's the best I can do.
Guy: You... That is FUCKIN RETARDED. You don't have a rate for FUCKIN VETERANS--
Me: In my book, you get points for staying out of the military.
Guy: WHAT!? WHAT THE FUCK YOU JUST SAY YOU LITTLE FAGGOT
Me: Anything else I can help you with?
Guy: I'M GONNA COME OVER THERE AND KICK YOUR LITTLE FAGGOT ASS



So I guess we'll see if that happens.

Government rate?

He was probably referring to Government rate.  Aren't you legally required to offer a certain number of rooms at the government rate for a certain # of days?

Not on the weekend. And not if you're just a member of the armed services, not traveling on government business. And especially not if you're a rude hick.
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