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jebreject
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« Reply #200 on: Dec 07, 2007, 03:36:27 AM »
I think it has something to do with the combing back of their hair.
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elpollodiablo
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« Reply #201 on: Dec 07, 2007, 11:30:26 AM »
What... the fuck?



I even followed the link and couldn't figure it out.
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Good Intentions
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« Reply #202 on: Dec 07, 2007, 06:37:30 PM »




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Andrew_TSKS
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« Reply #203 on: Dec 07, 2007, 06:54:58 PM »
i can't decide whether i'm stoked about that armored squirrel or terrified of that armored squirrel.
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FreddyKnuckles
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« Reply #204 on: Dec 07, 2007, 07:00:18 PM »
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El_Josharino
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« Reply #205 on: Dec 07, 2007, 07:02:01 PM »
I think it's hilarious and awesome, but I know that motherfucker could kill me in a second if he felt like it.
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FreddyKnuckles
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« Reply #206 on: Dec 07, 2007, 07:05:56 PM »
Quote from: El_Josharino on Dec 07, 2007, 07:02:01 PM
I think it's hilarious and awesome, but I know that motherfucker could kill me in a second were he not taxidermied
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taxidermied to the max!
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auto-da-fey
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« Reply #207 on: Dec 07, 2007, 11:34:52 PM »
My lady just asked me about 2 Girls, 1 Cup, then insisted on watching it. She wasn't even fazed. Tough broad, this one.
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FreddyKnuckles
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« Reply #208 on: Dec 07, 2007, 11:44:25 PM »
your lady wasn't phazed by a cup of chocolate ice cream
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Andrew_TSKS
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« Reply #209 on: Dec 07, 2007, 11:47:11 PM »
even if i assume freddy's right i still can't handle that video. i get grossed out at horror movie fake blood just because my imagination is good enough to know what it's supposed to be.
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auto-da-fey
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« Reply #210 on: Dec 08, 2007, 12:21:58 AM »
Quote from: FreddyKnuckles on Dec 07, 2007, 11:44:25 PM
your lady wasn't phazed by a cup of chocolate ice cream

. . . that gets shat out, eaten, puked, and eaten again. I mean, I agree that it's far from the hardest scat out there, but I still found it endearing that she just shrugged in the face of something that is undeniably pretty nasty. Then she told me about having to inspect rectal abscesses on a crack addict with dysentery, which was a bit less charming.
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« Reply #211 on: Dec 08, 2007, 01:18:16 AM »
I received an email today from one of my students apologizing for coming to class high. The shred of professionalism that I have precludes me from just quoting the thing at length, but suffice to say, it amused the hell out of me. My favorite part was, "Needless to say, this will be the last time I get stoned before class, especially before a class that I am rather fond of," which I've tweaked enough to make it not a direct quote and thus inoffensive to my sense of ethics. The "fond of" part is real, though.
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« Reply #212 on: Dec 08, 2007, 02:04:14 AM »
did you bust him? you dick.
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« Reply #213 on: Dec 08, 2007, 02:11:51 AM »
Fuck no. I'm not the goddamned DEA. I think I looked a little bemused when she rambled a bit incoherently in class, but I didn't say anything, and wouldn't unless it were disruptive.
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SPACERACE
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« Reply #214 on: Dec 08, 2007, 02:19:48 AM »
ok. i don't even know why i assumed you did. my bad.

why the fuck did she apologize then? that's ridiculous.
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« Reply #215 on: Dec 08, 2007, 02:24:02 AM »
The motivating factor for the email was that her friend from class convinced her that she had put on quite a show, which she hadn't. I assume he was just fucking with her for his own amusement.
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« Reply #216 on: Dec 08, 2007, 02:26:38 AM »
Professional bah.  If your students ever find LPTJ you're screwed anyway; quote quote quote now.
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« Reply #217 on: Dec 08, 2007, 10:11:29 AM »
I feel high a lot when I'm talking to customers. I just start going, and they're looking at me, and I'm talking, and the walls look like they're breathing.
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« Reply #218 on: Dec 08, 2007, 11:40:45 AM »
I am high a lot when talking to customers

Also Z that is sort of unusual buddy
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« Reply #219 on: Dec 08, 2007, 11:50:23 AM »
On a completely unrelated note:

Good god Mile High Club is fucking ridiculous
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jebreject
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« Reply #220 on: Dec 08, 2007, 12:27:58 PM »
So why are you going there?
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« Reply #221 on: Dec 08, 2007, 12:49:11 PM »
pollo, darling, there are things one doesn't speak of.  right?
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« Reply #222 on: Dec 08, 2007, 01:31:24 PM »
Quote from: elpollodiablo on Dec 08, 2007, 11:50:23 AM
On a completely unrelated note:

Good god Mile High Club is fucking ridiculous

the luxury of that viewpoint is not one you should take for granted, mr. i'm-getting-married.
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« Reply #223 on: Dec 08, 2007, 08:39:06 PM »
i feel a warped sense of pride about starting the first one of these
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elpollodiablo
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« Reply #224 on: Dec 08, 2007, 11:16:57 PM »
Quote from: Andrew_TSKS on Dec 08, 2007, 01:31:24 PM
Quote from: elpollodiablo on Dec 08, 2007, 11:50:23 AM
On a completely unrelated note:

Good god Mile High Club is fucking ridiculous

the luxury of that viewpoint is not one you should take for granted, mr. i'm-getting-married.

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