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Greg Nog
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« Reply #125 on: Nov 29, 2007, 07:36:25 AM »
Holy crap, jeb, that is historically awesome!
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Doctor Bob
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« Reply #126 on: Nov 29, 2007, 09:04:38 AM »
Quote from: lastclearchance on Nov 29, 2007, 03:16:30 AM
Quote from: jebreject on Nov 29, 2007, 12:25:36 AM
Quote from: FreddyKnuckles on Nov 28, 2007, 09:16:48 PM
I've totes done that a thousand times.  I'm a tab a holic though

My method for surfin' LPTJ is to open all the new posts up in their own tabs, so on a busy day I'll have like fifty tabs open.

Who doesn't do that?

*raises hand*

*then brings it down slowly, to avoid that conversation again*
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Yowza. Things happen when you go outside!
YojimboMonkey
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« Reply #127 on: Nov 29, 2007, 09:45:41 AM »
18 fuckin' degrees on my commute this morning.  Thought it was a bit chillier than usual.
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Anus-licking causes sepsis; if not given antibiotics within a half hour, they perish.
morgan
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« Reply #128 on: Nov 29, 2007, 09:57:36 AM »
That's the one thing I'm actually not looking forward to in regards to cycling when I get home -- the cold.  I don't know if I'll be able to get through the winters on a bicycle.  I have a feeling I'll be taking buses a lot between November and March.
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RoyBiggins
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« Reply #129 on: Nov 30, 2007, 09:50:23 AM »
A dude from the shop just brought me his band's CD to see if I want to include a song as part of our company's 100th anniversary mix CD.  They're a blues band, and my acquaintence Miles recorded it and did a really nice job.  It's good.  But the singer is half-unintelliglbe, which makes the lyrics to this song "Heyyyyy Babe....gonna pack my danish roll....heyyyy baaaaabe gonna pack my danish home.  'cause I know you don't love me.  My luck is so-and-so."

I hope those are the real lyrics.
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This year's Village Voice Jizz and Pap list had a whole lot of birds I'd never even heard of before.
YojimboMonkey
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« Reply #130 on: Nov 30, 2007, 09:54:31 AM »
Dude just wanted to give her a nice pastry, maybe fix her a cup of coffee to go with it, but the cold-hearted bitch spurned him.  That would give me the blues too.
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Anus-licking causes sepsis; if not given antibiotics within a half hour, they perish.
RoyBiggins
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« Reply #131 on: Nov 30, 2007, 09:55:37 AM »
I kinda read it as that scene in the jerk, but all this guy needs is his danish.  And this blues guitar riff.  And this paddle ball game.
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This year's Village Voice Jizz and Pap list had a whole lot of birds I'd never even heard of before.
FreddyKnuckles
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« Reply #132 on: Nov 30, 2007, 10:20:45 AM »
nuts on the bedpost
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I'm in with Greg Nog, IT'S FUCKING FAFFLE TIME!
Nick Ink
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« Reply #133 on: Nov 30, 2007, 10:33:31 AM »
Quote from: C of heartbreak on Nov 28, 2007, 08:23:24 PM
Quote from: alex on Nov 28, 2007, 07:31:33 PM
Haha, Reese is right on, but the places I'm looking at are in Maastricht, NL.

On a related (though not to the apartment with the roof terrace), yet still appropriately random note - how silly is it for a non-smoker to consider a smoking ban more or less a dealbreaker? I doubt I'll ever find myself in a situation where I'll light a cigarette in my apartment (a joint, maybe, but even that I'm not sure of), but I've never had a problem with friends smoking at my place and I kinda want to keep it that way. Hmm.

I was the same way... and then, um, I became a smoker and now it's an even bigger dealbreaker. But I don't consider it silly at all.

Yes, it's not at all silly. But, to add to the irony here, I smoke (outside) but absolutely couldn't live in a place where people smoked indoors.
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Seest thou what happens, Laurence, when thou firk’st a stranger ‘twixt the buttocks?!
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« Reply #134 on: Nov 30, 2007, 11:56:32 AM »
Quote from: FreddyKnuckles on Nov 30, 2007, 10:20:45 AM
nuts on the bedpost


...and BANG them shits with a spiked fuckin bat! BLOW!
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I just want to be myself and I want you to love me for who I am.
hannah
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« Reply #135 on: Dec 01, 2007, 02:25:34 PM »
If I post here this weekend TELL ME TO GO AWAY.
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hannah
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« Reply #136 on: Dec 01, 2007, 02:26:42 PM »
No, don't, just shoo me gently back to my personal statements and writing samples.
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dumbfish
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« Reply #137 on: Dec 01, 2007, 02:32:04 PM »
Just post in Who R U? and The Creative Threads.
Two birds, one stone.
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El_Josharino
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« Reply #138 on: Dec 01, 2007, 10:54:39 PM »
Conversations between coworkers:

Jason: (heats up his lunch in the microwave)
Randy: That smells good. What do you have today?
Jason: Beef tips and some other stuff.
Josh: I smell potatoes.
Jason: Yep, there are potatoes.
Randy: Nice. Baked or what?
Josh: No way. Those fuckers smell mashed to me.
Jason: ...
Randy: ...
Jason: What the hell is wrong with you? Why do you know that?
Josh: (sassy shoulder shrug)
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Hey sexy mama, wanna kill all humans?
slow west vultures
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« Reply #139 on: Dec 02, 2007, 02:05:58 PM »
Quote from: El_Josharino on Dec 01, 2007, 10:54:39 PM

Josh: (sassy shoulder shrug)

i think i need to see a visual demonstration of this. 
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Ocean in view! O! The joy!
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« Reply #140 on: Dec 02, 2007, 02:19:33 PM »
I guess I'm gonna be gone at my Grandma's for the next 3 days, which means no LPTJ, as their dial-up internet is even slower than most.
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I will meditate and then destroy you!
The_Tourist
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« Reply #141 on: Dec 02, 2007, 04:10:21 PM »
i need to repel blandomness.


what should i do on a sunny sunday afternoon in l.a.?
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we have the money for missiles and fun
hannah
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« Reply #142 on: Dec 02, 2007, 04:42:23 PM »
a guy in the coffee shop I'm at just ate his boogers
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andronicus
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« Reply #143 on: Dec 02, 2007, 04:45:23 PM »
Disdain ye not the booger eaters of this world, for in the Kingdom of God, it is our boogers which shall be consumed.
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hannah
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« Reply #144 on: Dec 02, 2007, 04:48:19 PM »
nah
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nonotyet
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« Reply #145 on: Dec 02, 2007, 04:50:04 PM »
My sister works for a woman with an unusual amount of scabs that seem to be consistently on her neck. While she is at work, in the office, with my sister, she picks these scabs off her neck and eats them.
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difficult
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« Reply #146 on: Dec 02, 2007, 08:32:19 PM »
Quote from: hannah on Dec 02, 2007, 04:42:23 PM
a guy in the coffee shop I'm at just ate his boogers

Its when he starts eating yours you have to watch out....
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andronicus
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« Reply #147 on: Dec 02, 2007, 08:56:29 PM »
Turn the other nostril!  I say.
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hannah
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« Reply #148 on: Dec 02, 2007, 09:15:59 PM »
no
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Andrew_TSKS
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« Reply #149 on: Dec 02, 2007, 10:26:06 PM »
i am now really sorry that i read the new posts in this thread.

anyone want to eat this barf?
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