but, you are aware that there's an invention called Television

[nonotyet]

THERE WAS VISUAL ACCOMPANIMENT TO THE DEFINITION ON ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA

is what I am saying

[hannah]

I liked that the five other folks with ankle alcohol monitors were Michelle Rodriguez (in Hawaii), three Lohans, and Chewbacca.

[hannah]

& that Grizz calls Liz "Beth." I like to think it's because they secretly dating, a love that began at Kenneth's party after she made him cry.

[jebreject]

Y'know, I've seen that picture at least infinity times, and I never knew it was called "lemonparty"

Also NNY have you only been on the internet for a week or what. Next yer gonna tell us you don't know goatse or tubgirl. These are rites of passage. Anyway, lemonparty isn't even really gross at all.

[nonotyet]

I don't know either of those things, um, either. I have a vague idea that they are completely disgusting and have been talked about forever and therefore never felt the need to really explore their definitions.

SO THERE

[Greg Nog]

Next yer gonna tell us you don't know goatse

I don't know either of those things

WHAT THE FUCK

[nonotyet]

DON'T YOU FUCKING TELL ME

I ENJOY MY SELECTIVE IGNORANCE

[Greg Nog]

Look, I can't tell you what to do.  You can make like Pandora and click to see goatse, or you can remain in ignorance.  Alls I know is that my life has gotten much better since I first saw that one magical photo.  The choice is yours.

[nonotyet]

no.

And that was the worst attempted reverse-psychology that I have ever seen.

[jebreject]

You're right, NNY. There's really no reason for you to see goatse. Have you ever seen this awesome picture of flowers and honey bees though?

[Greg Nog]

There was nothing reverse about it!  Like I said, the choice is yours.  But not finding out what it is strikes me as being along the lines of staring at a cake mistrustfully, going "I'm not gonna eat that... what if there's glass inside?"

[jebreject]

Well, to be fair, there IS glass inside.

[nonotyet]

sigh

[jebreject]

JUST DO IT

YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO

[dumbfish]

Sarah, please just tell us you've goatse'd. Otherwise we'll feel compelled to offer links like this one (Wire season 5 spoilers) until you do.

[nonotyet]

You all realize that I can see what the link actually is by mousing over it, don't you?

you lose

[dumbfish]

Yeah, but at some point we'll find the magic combination of words ("Shirtless boys exposed?") that will get you to click impertinently.

edit: BABY WOMBATS DRINKING TEA!

[nonotyet]

//

[YojimboMonkey]

There are people on the internets who haven't seen goatse?  Shit, my mom has seen goatse. 

(It was awful.  She wouldn't shut up about it)

[dieblucasdie]

Remember when America got goatse'd during the CNN/Youtube GOP presidential debate?

That was seriously the high point of American social discourse.  It's all downhill from here, people.

[jebreject]

I think that probably when you sign up for the internet your ISP should just send you goatse, tubgirl, and lemonparty to just get it outta the way.

[Greg Nog]

Not to mention 2 girls 1 cup.

[Good Intentions]

There are people on the internets who haven't seen goatse?  Shit, my mom has seen goatse. 

(It was awful.  She wouldn't shut up about it)

I haven't seen any of them. I know what they consist of, though. I take that to be a sign of my internet-fu.

[jebreject]

knowing what they consist of is not the same of knowing
the goatse is holy
the tubgirl is holy
lemonparty is, well, really tame, but still holy!

[Greg Nog]

lemonparty's just sort of funny in that it's usually fairly unexpected.  tubgirl is gross and obvious and tiresome, like an uncle asking you to pull his finger.  goatse I actually find kind of touching.